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@the-anathema-device
Hello, I’m Anathema Device! Witch and ex-professional descendant.
I’m currently in a relationship with Newton ‘Newt’ Pulsifer. I’m friends with Aziraphale and Crowley. I’m kind of a magickal guider for Adam, the teenage Antichrist(ish).
//anathema’s rp-er here!!! i’ve been suffering from a lot of mental health issues and adhd/autism burnout, plus i’ve had exams, so everything’s been super intense recently.
//however, i’m starting to get some more spoons, and i’ve been really missing this community, so here i am, back, hopefully for good this time!!
//if anyone could catch me up on the stuff i’ve missed that’d be really kind <33
I'm dressing up as Crowley for a Karneval parade tomorrow and if I meet somebody dressed as Aziraphale, then I will marry them immediately!!
@eric-the-disposable-demon you asked for a picture so here you go <3
YOU LOOK AWESOMEEEEEE
Hello everyone! Anathema here.
Sorry I’ve had to go offline. I’ve been away for a break to spend some time with my family and work on my mental health. Everything with Agnes took a toll, but I’m glad to say I’m doing much better now!
[Hi, Aurora (blogrunner) here. I’ve been going through a pretty upsetting and traumatic time recently and part of that was some horrific online experiences, including on my alt account on Tumblr itself. But that account is now gone and I’m beginning to attempt recovery. It may take me a while, but at least I can do it knowing my online community will help, not hinder.
Also, I showed my girlfriend Good Omens and they loved it :3 it’s good to be back!]
We are ineffably elated to confirm that Good Omens will return for a third season! This calls for a round of hot chocolate and sweet treats!
@neil-gaiman
The chorus of Wahoos is deafening and delightful.
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Thankyou, I appreciate that.
( @nutty-and-accurate at least SOMEONE believes in me)
Alloweth those folk.
Thither's a reason they aren't the one with nice and accurate sight.
Don't suppose you're looking for a job, Agnes Nutter the mortal witch?
Actually - I am. But that depends what the job in question entails…
OOC POST!!! (admin has shit to say!)
I personally have no idea what's going on
like. why does the gomens rp tumblr corner have so much intense lore
someone please help me catch up
I (nina) need(s) to freshen up and be able to cause problems. it's a problem we have
SO FR! There’s a wedding now and like 25 Beelzebubs but like 2 Gabriel’s and holy moly Bildaddy and Aziraphale are getting married?
//so (@fuckyouheresyourcoffee )
Bildad the Shutite and an Aziraphale are having a big wedding. Some demons tried to break into the venue and Dagon got put in prison for a bit which is my hyper specific corner. Michael is now angry.
Bart Curlish (crossover with Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency) who was in a nearby cell to Dagon's and might now be working security for the wedding, is into Dagon and deranged about it.
Bildad the Shutite is... worshipped? at the Shutanic Temple, which is also an orphanage and petting zoo.
Lucifer Morningstar (crossover with Lucifer) is adopting all sorts of kids, one of whom is a stardust god of glitter who an Aziraphale hurt by accident, another of whom had a metaphysical wound that the Archangel Uriel transferred to themself.
Chloe Decker, Lucifer's partner (crossover with Lucifer) and a human detective, is now aware of their many many adopted children.
Archangel Uriel is now in a QPR (they're in denial though) with a human servant, employed to mop up Sandalphon's tears because Sandalphon is always crying. The human servant is also one of Lucifer's kids.
Uriel has been threatening people with buckets of their piss.
The Metatron is making a hit list.
Anathema had a breakdown because Agnes Nutter was pressuring her and criticizing her so much.
A Crowley groomed an Aziraphale. Or at least they were alone together in a room for several hours.
@helphowdoiusethis is the new God of Glitter and is having a rough time what with being accidentally discorporated and a bunch of other stuff.
@echosghoast has several Echoes running around and I guess one of them was evil?
I was gonna take some of the kids to Los Angeles, but I'm not sure about doing that right now because @the-metatron is declaring war on everyone. @kleenexwoman is his daughter, it turns out, and I gave her a restaurant in Hell so she wouldn't try to do anything worse than demand Ohio as tribute.
Oh yeah, and I took over Hell from @morningbloodystar because He didn't want the job anymore. So, now I rule Hell. I'm going have a party where everyone makes bat houses to introduce My new reign.
I wanted to put in an order for a batch of bat sugar cookies for that. You know, like bat-shaped, maybe with eyes or something cute. And some chocolate cupcakes with frosting. Maybe creme-filled if you can do that?
Wait, are the zombies and the putting God back together not a thing anymore?
// I think the zombies have been sorted out by the runes Jesus put down? Theres not mych we can do about it outside of that
And God's last piece is earth... I'm going to see if having Anthema stand with/hold all the other pieces will do something?
//let’s sort out this god thing so we can get on with having fun!!!
//gosh this is very useful i’m so confused atm
A short introduction is in order.
I am Mr. Azaria Z. Fell, co-owner of the A.Z. Fell and Co. Bookshop in Soho, London, now Supreme Archangel of Heaven.
If you'd like to query the more demonic side of things, might I suggest @thedemon-crowley?
Oh did I mention how many angels and demons are on earth now? Seems our community gets bigger and bigger…
// I want to add the lovely character/entity blogs who have joined the roleplay / i've interacted with / seen, so keeping up with things is easier! Also, if you're lost, go to the notes of a post to follow along with the rp for ease! :o) That's what I do! Or subscribe to everyone and read through the rps like its the newspaper xD Gonna split up the list a bit so it’s easier to read!
AziraCrow Immeadite sort of Family??
@thewonderfulwizardofaz : Aziraphale's memory storage (like Gabriel's fly!) @thedemon-crowley : Of course, the one and only Crowley <33333 my irl fiancé! @imthebentley : Our Bentley <3 @imaziraphalesbookshop : Our (My 👀) bookshop! <3 <3 @bentleysbeetle : Bentley and Aziraphale’s beetle? (Bentley’s sibling Aziraphale’s adopted child/beetle x’D) @asmodeus-fallen-principality : Asmodeus / Demon!Aziraphale <3 v they’re together! @samael-your-guardian-angel : Samael / Angel!Crowley <333 ^ they’re together!
Aziraphale adopted (There were no papers involved so this is all in spirit <3)
@fanfiction-i-like : Asked to be adopted and bakes! @angel-and-the-serpent : Also asked and enjoys human sports (is there any other kind?) and painting! (Also a Morningstar!) @echosghoast : Echo, retired chaos enjoyer and new found hugger! Technically both a Fell and a Morningstar! (More a morningstar because uh Aziraphale doesn’t know how to parent lmao and accidentally unmade Jay’s corporeal form (long story. He’s made of Glitter and Azi was trying to help and has traumatised himself as a result so is afraid of parenting Echo in case he hurts her. 😬)
Morningstar-Affliated
@morningbloodystar : Lucifer (from the show!!!?!💕) @chloe-decker-lapd : Our coughs I mean Lucifer’s wife. (I love her Luci you can’t stop me - although ACAB 😭 why do they have to write police officers who would have gotten fired for being so good?! RIP me!!) @three-surnames : TRIXIE. BABY G. @ask-eric-the-disposable-demon : Eric the sweetheart but mischievous demon! <3 Technically hell-affliated!
Lucifer has no self control (ly <3 <3) soooo here’s all his other kids! <3 <3
@helphowdoiusethis : Jay, God of Glitter and was created by an Aziraphale and Crowley! @tiny-anon : A small 6 year old imaginary friend who can’t grow up. Speaks in small text and is easily frightened. @violet-yimlat : Loves Chaos and identity theft! Likes teasing Aziraphale 😔 @e-w-w-morningstar: Eddie W.W. Morningstar! @janeway-lover : Very caring older sibling, someone force her to nap i s2g! @fallen-starmaker : Alistair Morningstar! A fallen angel!
Heaven-Affliated
@the-angel-muriel : A literal angel, the sweetest person and incredibly smart <;3 @inspector-constable-bookseller : Another Muriel! Give them some love! <3 @bookshop-bookclub : very cute, I believe it's muriel's account @the-archangel-squad : The unfortunate squad of archangels. @sandalphonsgoldteeth : Bestie is always crying????? @you-all-forget-my-name : Saraqael! Tired of their job and who can blame them? @michaelwiththegoodhair : A Michael… 🙄 (I am biased sorry Mikey) @ask-the-archangel-michael : Another Michael… Aziraphale was being so passive-aggressive, like I do not know what happens to him when he interacts with michaels (it’s me and my disdain that’s what. blame the autism lmao) @urielwiththegoodhair : A Uriel!!! <3 <3 <3 (Can you tell I’m biased af LMAO) @the-nightingale-sang : Was a Piece of God @the-almighty-queen-bee : Was a Piece of God @the-almighty-god : The mysterious Almighty … @gods-suggestion-box : Also in the name! (The Metatron also has access to it…) @supremearchangelaziraphale : In the name! The uh metatron sanctioned account! (Not mine!) @the-metatron : He’s a strange old man now? We turned him back into a human. (See Below) @enoch-the-human : we only went and done it?! @one-coming-is-enough : The one and only Jesus Christ!! @the-unmighty-god : The mysterious Aunt Frances @mr-crawleigh : Sort of AziraCrow as one person? @the-almighty-lucifer : A different universe Lucifer where Hell won. Not on the best terms with Azi after the Jay incident (which is understandable of course) (same universe as god-in-the-basement)
Hell-Affliated
@totally-a-sheep : Luc the demon, as he’s now revealed… another mischeif maker… @ligur-duke-of-hell : reincarnated wifesband Ligur <3 <3 Welcome back! @duke-hastur : The Duke of Hell - Hasta La Vista @duchess-shax : Rudest demon that ever was… 🙄 tch… @furfurs-fotos : Best photographer in hell Furfur! @fishyfiles : dagon!!! <3 <;3 @former-prince-of-hell : a beelzebub! @house-of-buzzing : Another beelzebub! @lower-management : Another Beelzebub! @g00brielandbeez : Gabriel and Beelzebub duo! @god-in-the-basement : A different Universe God where heaven lost (same universe as the-almight-lucifer)
Neither Hell Nor Heaven Affliated
@dottieandsadie : … shudder Purposefully written scary alt universe aziracrow wives? (Are they bearding? I have no clue lmao) @bowie-the-radio-ghost : A cute ghost! <;3 <3 @puck-the-devil : Puck from Gargoyles + Midsummer Night’s… A mischief maker…
Mortals (?)
@the-anathema-device : Anathema!!! <3 <3 @nutty-and-accurate : Agnes Nutter?! @adam-n-dog : The Ex(?) Anti-Christ!! @good-omens-therapist : THE Good Omens therapist! @multiple-crows-in-a-trenchcoat : A normal human person.
And some honourable mentions :3 <333333333 people who talk to everyone rather regularly and help us make it more fun!! 💕🌍💕
@iwilltrytobereasonable , @kleenexwoman , @lauranalanthalasa , @vibranium-love , @professional-termite , @iamnot-theboynextdoor , @turquoisedata , @quiet-musings, @ivedonesomefalling , @local-ragamuffin , @tujhse-raabta , @annaglover , @foodfightonthemoon
Sorry all but I've run out of mentions for this post! I'll pin a reblog with more if I get some :D //
Reblogging as I honestly can’t remember the last time i updated the the masterlist at the top of my page
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Thankyou, I appreciate that.
( @nutty-and-accurate at least SOMEONE believes in me)
Alloweth those folk.
Thither's a reason they aren't the one with nice and accurate sight.
Maybe it’s not nice and accurate, but it’s kind and generous. Wish I could say the same for you.
At which hour the Fath'r chances losing his brood, alloweth anarchy raineth, f'r Satan's wrath shalt commence a second and final endeth.
Beware f'r those thee calleth blood by loveth, f'r that Gent who is't is Disgrac'd by H'r yearns f'r their 'radication.
Wait what? Hold on, lemme try and figure this out.
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At which hour the Father chances losing his brood, allow anarchy to rain, for Satan's wrath shall commence a second and final end.
Beware for those you call blood by love, for that Gent who is Disgraced by Her yearns for their eradication.
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Oh fuck.
That's not good.
a- are we in danger?!
I hope not. We'll figure this out, don't worry.
Eric? This doesn't seem good! Are we gonna die!?
I don't know! But Agnes seemed to say if we heed her warnings, we'll be okay.
So what is the warning?
Be wary of one another? And who’s “her”? Because if it’s god then “that gent” is dad.
Well, I think Her is God, but the Metatron is also disgraced I'd say.
Bravo, bravo!
The Fallen is the smartest, I seeth. Wouldst thee liketh to beest mine own apprentice, seeing as mine own family disgraces me?
Oh. Yay. This is not a great time to be right.
Um, I appreciate it, but I've already got a promotion. But your descendant is on here, @the-anathema-device and I wouldn't say she's a disgrace.
A-agnes? You’re - you… what???
Well, I’ve been interpreting these all my life. Might as well finish what I started.
The Father - that tends to be God in Agnes’s prophecies. After all, that’s what she’d’ve known God as. Though - the ‘he’ isn’t capitalised here. Ancient typo - or are we missing something?
His brood - angels? Wings? Hmm.
Second and final end - well, it’s not good, but she said the first was final too. Some things are ambiguous in the future. And it’s interesting- Satan’s wrath? Second coming?
(//someone with more Bible knowledge than me pls help!)
Blood by love - that’s got to be Aziraphale and Crowley, right? They are practically married, after all.
And well… that means that the ‘Gent’ is Metatron. He really does yearn for their eradication, from what I’ve heard. And the ‘She’ here is probably just a pronoun switch for God. It’s capitalised, after all.
And Agnes, I averted an apocalypse, thanks. It’s not my fault I didn’t know there was gonna be a second one - and I kind of just wanted to be normal for once, for God’s sake. I dedicated my whole life to you. I did a PhD a decade early for you. Do you know how exhausting that was? Knowing that my whole future was mapped out and if I made so much as a single wrong step, it’d kill the whole world. That’s a lot for a kid.
So I’m sorry if I’m a disgrace. I guess my best just isn’t fucking good enough.
@ohnomycomputerisonfire , I don’t think we burned Agnes good enough last time. Time to try again, do you think?
1/4, very disappointing, issue. Bethink of this with the sight of who is't t wast sent to.
I am not apologising again. I hadst given mine own regrets, sown into the pages thee did burn.
Thee can't burn one who is't is already dead, ladybird. I am not surpris'd thee wish to tryeth - very did expect, with how thee misprise one who merely hath tried most wondrous f'r thee to has't an interesting life.
Didst thee knoweth thither wast a variant of thy life whither thee reject'd th' good Newton, yond first night? Yond would has't been thy fate, without mine own guidance.
The World would has't ended, too, by the by.
Wait. 1/4? So- is the Father not God? Maybe it is Lucifer.
Stop speaking in rhymes. I know you know.
By-the-by, you wouldn’t happen to know anything about a piece of God hidden in me, would you?
Truly, issue, the only ones i spoonf'd wast mine own daughters. Doth not join the list.
Wherefore doth thee bethink thou art called Ladybird?
Thee aren't nearly achieved enow to slut-shame, lief.
Well, I guess we’ll have to do this the hard way then.
By your own words - ‘Thee can't burn one who is't is already dead, ladybird.’ I was being ironic.
And you didn’t answer my question.
I didst.
Thither is a lot I knoweth, ladybird. T's up to thee to understandeth what I bid thee.
Like I hath said. Thee can at each moment asketh f'r what thee wanteth. l shall at each moment answer. 'T all depends on how thee phrase the question....
Well. I have two questions.
1) How do we stop the apocalypse?
2) Why is there a goddamn piece of God in me and how do i fix it?
I know I won’t get a straight answer… but I might as well ask.
Oh, ladybird.... I did warn thee. Mine own answer depends on thy question.
Thee stand ho the Apocalypse by ensuring Her shards art safe and out of Enoch's hands. Yet, can thee stand ho something yond hast yet to start? Nay, thee shall simply avoid t. The Apocalypse, thee shall findeth, is unavoidable. Darn'd inconvenient, but yond is the fate we might not but resign ourself to.
Thee has't choices, as all doth - avoid t till thy last breathe, and see the World End with thee, 'r incite on the End's start, such yond thee may beest the irreplaceable piece of this World's saviors.
As f'r thy second question....
Thither is a 'goddamn piece of god' in thee as She hath chosen thee, trusting mine own choice of worthy descendant. Blinking idiot I wast, to bethink thee worthy and capable of yond honour.
Thither is nothing to fix, ladybird. Simply thee has't what thee can useth to fix all else.
I has't given thee moo than hath asked. Thee ought to thank me, as I knoweth thee shall not.
Huh. This is actually a pretty decent answer for once.
So, it really does all come down to pieces of @the-almighty-god , doesn’t it. And- unavoidable? yet avoidable? Ambiguity again. Though it seems that this time it’s a result of genuine unknown values rather than a failed attempt at humour.
I’d apologise for being so rude, but I think we should establish that God has better judgement than you. You know, being God, and also hopefully a little less petty. I don’t know though… from what I’ve heard you two are birds of a feather. You’re probably cackling up in heaven together right now.
And yes, I’ll thank you. Though I’d hope you wouldn’t want us to die. But thankyou.
At this point, perhaps it’s best if you adopt me too. @nutty-and-accurate seems to have disowned me. At any rate, I’m a disgrace to my own family name - I burned my history, my mother doesn’t want to talk to me, not since I had to leave to help save billions of people at eighteen. With your former biological son, by the way.
I’d only just begun to figure out who I am without my family and now, within the space of an hour, I’ve been rediscovered and disowned again.
I’m sorry. I shouldn’t’ve said all that. I’m just a bit shaky right now, is all. I’m sure I’ll regain control soon.
So. Yeah. Also, we’re all worrying about you and your children. According to dear old Agnes, you might be in danger.
- Anathema (sans Device)
...I assume this is @the-anathema-device? You're the witch with a piece of my Mother in her, are you not?
Well. I don't mind adopting you either way - though this does make it a bit. Complicated, to say the least. Regardless, I'm perfectly willing - though, of course, I do need to consult the lovely @chloe-decker-lapd.
....is it weird that your potential mother is similar to you in age? Actually, forget that, Eric's a million times older than Chloe.
It's not a disgrace to want your own identity, dear one. I understand what it feels like. To have a purpose, predestined by Someone who doesn't seem to give two shits, and do all can to escape it and make your own.
Besides, I'm quite certain you exceeded all expectations. It's no mean feat to be among the only competent ones in a bloody Apocalypse, you know?
You don't need to gain control over something like this, dear. Whatever you feel right now? Don't let anyone tell you it's an overreaction - not even the culprit behind it, Agnes Motherfucking Nutter.
...when are we not in danger? Seriously, I ask for one day.
That’s very nice of you. Thankyou.
And we will all be safe one day soon. Or at least as safe as it gets. I’m sure of it.
Oh, and yes. Apparently I do have a piece of God in me. Nobody will tell me what’s up with that.
Anathema, you are worthy of a lot of things. Agnes only said what she said because she is resentful that you took your own future in hand.
There is nothing wrong with wanting to be free of guidance. You were tasked with something that frankly you were forced to do since you were a child, if I recall.
You're a fantastic descendant and an even better witch. I think so, at least. Even if my opinion doesn't count for much, I'm sure Crowley agrees. Even Newt, Adam, Pepper, Brian, and Wensleydale. You're a wonderful young woman you ought to feel as such.
- @theangel-aziraphale
Thankyou so so much, Aziraphale. You’re a good egg. (Pardon my old-fashioned language, I felt it was suitable here.)
Everybody has been so nice to me. If this isn’t friendship, I don’t know what is. We’ll save the world together again - for twice and for all. <3
Muriel::
Eric::
They::
@the-angel-muriel @ask-eric-the-disposable-demon have you seen this? I agree
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Thankyou, I appreciate that.
( @nutty-and-accurate at least SOMEONE believes in me)
So. Are you somehow time-travelling, or have you historically sent a list of prophetic Tumblr replies to some poor person and blackmailed them into posting them?
- Ladybird
Prithee, ladybird, if 't be true I did want to wend through all yond ado, I'd has't done t moo dramatically. Not such as this - scampering across every corse I can findeth like a homeless vagabond.
Humans has't grown weaker since mine own time. In mine day, coequal the weakest would has't taken much moo time to possess, aye they would has't. Yet, I suppose humans in mine own day didst fear the future enow to not wend about seeking t.
Fools, humans in mine own day wast. Just as thou art, is't not, @the-anathema-device?
The Nutter Descendant, did reduce to asking the commonfolk the interpretation of mine own sight. Shame, shame, shame, yond they art better at t, even.
Shame, shame, shame, Ladybird.
Last time we averted an Apocalypse, it was only because there were others there to help. None of us could’ve done it alone.
At which hour the Fath'r chances losing his brood, alloweth anarchy raineth, f'r Satan's wrath shalt commence a second and final endeth.
Beware f'r those thee calleth blood by loveth, f'r that Gent who is't is Disgrac'd by H'r yearns f'r their 'radication.
Wait what? Hold on, lemme try and figure this out.
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At which hour the Father chances losing his brood, allow anarchy to rain, for Satan's wrath shall commence a second and final end.
Beware for those you call blood by love, for that Gent who is Disgraced by Her yearns for their eradication.
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Oh fuck.
That's not good.
a- are we in danger?!
I hope not. We'll figure this out, don't worry.
Eric? This doesn't seem good! Are we gonna die!?
I don't know! But Agnes seemed to say if we heed her warnings, we'll be okay.
So what is the warning?
Be wary of one another? And who’s “her”? Because if it’s god then “that gent” is dad.
Well, I think Her is God, but the Metatron is also disgraced I'd say.
Bravo, bravo!
The Fallen is the smartest, I seeth. Wouldst thee liketh to beest mine own apprentice, seeing as mine own family disgraces me?
Oh. Yay. This is not a great time to be right.
Um, I appreciate it, but I've already got a promotion. But your descendant is on here, @the-anathema-device and I wouldn't say she's a disgrace.
A-agnes? You’re - you… what???
Well, I’ve been interpreting these all my life. Might as well finish what I started.
The Father - that tends to be God in Agnes’s prophecies. After all, that’s what she’d’ve known God as. Though - the ‘he’ isn’t capitalised here. Ancient typo - or are we missing something?
His brood - angels? Wings? Hmm.
Second and final end - well, it’s not good, but she said the first was final too. Some things are ambiguous in the future. And it’s interesting- Satan’s wrath? Second coming?
(//someone with more Bible knowledge than me pls help!)
Blood by love - that’s got to be Aziraphale and Crowley, right? They are practically married, after all.
And well… that means that the ‘Gent’ is Metatron. He really does yearn for their eradication, from what I’ve heard. And the ‘She’ here is probably just a pronoun switch for God. It’s capitalised, after all.
And Agnes, I averted an apocalypse, thanks. It’s not my fault I didn’t know there was gonna be a second one - and I kind of just wanted to be normal for once, for God’s sake. I dedicated my whole life to you. I did a PhD a decade early for you. Do you know how exhausting that was? Knowing that my whole future was mapped out and if I made so much as a single wrong step, it’d kill the whole world. That’s a lot for a kid.
So I’m sorry if I’m a disgrace. I guess my best just isn’t fucking good enough.
@ohnomycomputerisonfire , I don’t think we burned Agnes good enough last time. Time to try again, do you think?
1/4, very disappointing, issue. Bethink of this with the sight of who is't t wast sent to.
I am not apologising again. I hadst given mine own regrets, sown into the pages thee did burn.
Thee can't burn one who is't is already dead, ladybird. I am not surpris'd thee wish to tryeth - very did expect, with how thee misprise one who merely hath tried most wondrous f'r thee to has't an interesting life.
Didst thee knoweth thither wast a variant of thy life whither thee reject'd th' good Newton, yond first night? Yond would has't been thy fate, without mine own guidance.
The World would has't ended, too, by the by.
Wait. 1/4? So- is the Father not God? Maybe it is Lucifer.
Stop speaking in rhymes. I know you know.
By-the-by, you wouldn’t happen to know anything about a piece of God hidden in me, would you?
Truly, issue, the only ones i spoonf'd wast mine own daughters. Doth not join the list.
Wherefore doth thee bethink thou art called Ladybird?
Thee aren't nearly achieved enow to slut-shame, lief.
Well, I guess we’ll have to do this the hard way then.
By your own words - ‘Thee can't burn one who is't is already dead, ladybird.’ I was being ironic.
And you didn’t answer my question.
I didst.
Thither is a lot I knoweth, ladybird. T's up to thee to understandeth what I bid thee.
Like I hath said. Thee can at each moment asketh f'r what thee wanteth. l shall at each moment answer. 'T all depends on how thee phrase the question....
Well. I have two questions.
1) How do we stop the apocalypse?
2) Why is there a goddamn piece of God in me and how do i fix it?
I know I won’t get a straight answer… but I might as well ask.
At which hour the Fath'r chances losing his brood, alloweth anarchy raineth, f'r Satan's wrath shalt commence a second and final endeth.
Beware f'r those thee calleth blood by loveth, f'r that Gent who is't is Disgrac'd by H'r yearns f'r their 'radication.
Wait what? Hold on, lemme try and figure this out.
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At which hour the Father chances losing his brood, allow anarchy to rain, for Satan's wrath shall commence a second and final end.
Beware for those you call blood by love, for that Gent who is Disgraced by Her yearns for their eradication.
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Oh fuck.
That's not good.
a- are we in danger?!
I hope not. We'll figure this out, don't worry.
Eric? This doesn't seem good! Are we gonna die!?
I don't know! But Agnes seemed to say if we heed her warnings, we'll be okay.
So what is the warning?
Be wary of one another? And who’s “her”? Because if it’s god then “that gent” is dad.
Well, I think Her is God, but the Metatron is also disgraced I'd say.
Bravo, bravo!
The Fallen is the smartest, I seeth. Wouldst thee liketh to beest mine own apprentice, seeing as mine own family disgraces me?
Oh. Yay. This is not a great time to be right.
Um, I appreciate it, but I've already got a promotion. But your descendant is on here, @the-anathema-device and I wouldn't say she's a disgrace.
A-agnes? You’re - you… what???
Well, I’ve been interpreting these all my life. Might as well finish what I started.
The Father - that tends to be God in Agnes’s prophecies. After all, that’s what she’d’ve known God as. Though - the ‘he’ isn’t capitalised here. Ancient typo - or are we missing something?
His brood - angels? Wings? Hmm.
Second and final end - well, it’s not good, but she said the first was final too. Some things are ambiguous in the future. And it’s interesting- Satan’s wrath? Second coming?
(//someone with more Bible knowledge than me pls help!)
Blood by love - that’s got to be Aziraphale and Crowley, right? They are practically married, after all.
And well… that means that the ‘Gent’ is Metatron. He really does yearn for their eradication, from what I’ve heard. And the ‘She’ here is probably just a pronoun switch for God. It’s capitalised, after all.
And Agnes, I averted an apocalypse, thanks. It’s not my fault I didn’t know there was gonna be a second one - and I kind of just wanted to be normal for once, for God’s sake. I dedicated my whole life to you. I did a PhD a decade early for you. Do you know how exhausting that was? Knowing that my whole future was mapped out and if I made so much as a single wrong step, it’d kill the whole world. That’s a lot for a kid.
So I’m sorry if I’m a disgrace. I guess my best just isn’t fucking good enough.
@ohnomycomputerisonfire , I don’t think we burned Agnes good enough last time. Time to try again, do you think?
1/4, very disappointing, issue. Bethink of this with the sight of who is't t wast sent to.
I am not apologising again. I hadst given mine own regrets, sown into the pages thee did burn.
Thee can't burn one who is't is already dead, ladybird. I am not surpris'd thee wish to tryeth - very did expect, with how thee misprise one who merely hath tried most wondrous f'r thee to has't an interesting life.
Didst thee knoweth thither wast a variant of thy life whither thee reject'd th' good Newton, yond first night? Yond would has't been thy fate, without mine own guidance.
The World would has't ended, too, by the by.
Wait. 1/4? So- is the Father not God? Maybe it is Lucifer.
Stop speaking in rhymes. I know you know.
By-the-by, you wouldn’t happen to know anything about a piece of God hidden in me, would you?
Truly, issue, the only ones i spoonf'd wast mine own daughters. Doth not join the list.
Wherefore doth thee bethink thou art called Ladybird?
Thee aren't nearly achieved enow to slut-shame, lief.
Well, I guess we’ll have to do this the hard way then.
By your own words - ‘Thee can't burn one who is't is already dead, ladybird.’ I was being ironic.
And you didn’t answer my question.
