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How to Get Away with Murder s05 starters ep. 1 & 2
“[Name], marry me. I mean it.”
“Do I need to take your phone away?”
“Are you hungry? There’s a really good café down the street.”
“You lied to me. You’re still lying.“
“There’s a reason why I wasn’t calling you back.”
“I’m meeting a group for dinner.“
“Hey. Sorry I’m late. My Uber driver put in the wrong address.“
“Any good gossip?“
“Sorry, I talk a lot. I just know I’d kick myself later if I didn’t at least try.”
“What, are we selling liquor from the back of the house now?”
“Girl, you used to have a shelf booty. Can’t put nothing on that now.“
“Stop it. How dare you? Getting me all excited because I think you’ve come to see me.”
“Now that we’re back in each other’s lives you think I’m gonna be a burden to you, is that it?”
“[Name], please open the door.“
“I made some cobbler from the pears you left in the kitchen.”
“You feel like a little nightcap on the porch?”
“I got us a couple of spots at the bar. They’re known for their martinis.“
“Do you see what I’m talking about now? That is what getting married does to people. Why would we do that to ourselves?“
“We don’t need to get married to prove that we love each other.”
“I know how you can get out of it. We go to Vegas and elope. This time tomorrow, we could be screaming our married heads off at Britney.”
“I feel very lucky you’re here.“
“It’s the kinda bed you can spend all day in, right?”
“Bae is brilliant, powerful, and hawt. It is my job to be threatened.“
“You busy tomorrow night?“
“I’d be drinking too if I had your life.“
“Where do you want to live?“
“I’m not gonna be able to leave here if I know you’re upset with me.“
“[name], what happened to you is not right. No one should lose as much as you have lost.“
“What I’m trying to do is to protect you from losing any more. But it’s happening. You’re losing me. You’re losing me, and there’s nothing… you can do to stop it from happening.“
“Don’t worry. I’ll stay as long as I can.”
“I’m letting you go. Look at us. We’re here, at this restaurant. We’ve been given a second chance. So it’s time we went our separate ways.“
“Of course I want to get married. I want us to have kids and a house and a dog and grow old and die within a week of each other. But I want to say yes because we’re in a good place, and we’re happy just being boring old us.”
“I can see it in your eyes… You got your groove back.”
“And for future reference, your greatest asset is this. Your heart.“
“Well, I say free the bump, and if they discriminate, you can sue, and you can use the money to sit on your ass for a few years.”
“You can take all the time you need.“
“Why do you want to be a lawyer?”
“You know, honestly, I don’t think that we’d be having this conversation if she were a man. The, uh… patriarchy is alive and kicking, as we all know.”
“I’m trying to help you here.“
“I only give people a hard time who give me a hard time.”
“My life is finally coming together, so please… stay out of my way for once.“
“Everybody’s better off without me, like you said.”
“Look at everything that you’ve gotten away with. People are dead and you didn’t go to jail and you have the nerve to have an existential crisis?”
“Girls against boys. Come. I’ll explain everything else I know.“
“No, what makes me uncomfortable is you telling me that what I want to discuss in here is wrong. I mean, I’m here, I showed up on time, and all you’ve done is make me feel more screwed up than I already am.“
“Look, I’m not gonna do your job for you.“
“Oh. It even smells like money.“
“I’ve got an album of photos that says that you can’t hold your liquor.”
“I thought you were cooking me dinner tonight.”
“If you have something to say, say it.“
“I hate myself more than you could ever hate me if that makes you feel any better.“
“What can I do… to make it better?“
“You deserve a vacation… Somewhere on a beach with a piña colada.“
“I won. I mean, it was my first case back, and I won it. That’s why I wanted to tell you about it, because it felt good. It was something good.“
“I-I wasn’t asking you to say that.”
“We should start our own support group… For therapy, we could get drunk.“
protector / protectee starters
“no. you can’t go, it’s too dangerous.”
“it’s not dangerous. i’ll be fine.”
“i’m not going to let anything happen to you.”
“you can’t keep me safe from everything.”
“just be careful.”
“i’m always careful.”
“you’re going to get yourself hurt.”
“i won’t get hurt, i promise.”
“i won’t let them hurt you.”
“you can’t save me from this.”
“please try and stay out of trouble.”
“if anything happened to you…”
“i’m not sure how to keep you safe.”
“i’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
“this is the only way to keep you safe.”
“you can’t keep an eye on me twenty four seven.”
“everywhere you go, i go.”
“it’s not your job to protect me.”
“it’s my job to protect you.”
“don’t worry, i’ve got you.”
“no one will hurt you as long as i’m breathing.”
“you don’t understand how dangerous this is.”
“please come back in one piece.”
Season Starters - Winter
Send the bolded text for a starter.
❄ Snowman - My muse and yours build a snowman together
❄ Hot Chocolate - My muse makes yours some hot chocolate
❄ Ice Skating - My muse catches yours during ice skating
❄ Cold Outside - My muse begs yours to stay the night for it is “too cold outside”
❄ Popcorn - My muse and yours sit together, sharing a blanket, eating popcorn, and watching a movie
❄ Coat - My muse places their coat on yours to keep your muse warm
❄ Park - My muse and yours take a stroll through the snowy park
❄ Sneeze - Your muse sneezes and mine is worried they have caught a cold
DARK, THRILLING, AND/OR CRIMINAL SENTENCE STARTERS. [PT1] [PT2]
“I’m scared.”
“Are you hurt?”
“Are you scared?”
“Is this even legal?”
“Just trust me.”
“We’re locked in!”
“I know what I’m doing.”
“It’s too dark in here.”
“Why are we here?”
“They have a gun…”
“They have a knife…”
“Grab what you need, and let’s go.”
“Be quiet. Don’t let them see you.”
“Choose your victim.”
“We don’t have to do this.”
“They’re coming for us.”
“How do you know how to do that?”
“What the fuck are you doing in here?”
“We’re getting out of here unseen.”
“Something moved over there.”
“Do you have the stuff?”
“So, what’s the plan?”
“It’s not safe here.”
“This is your fault.”
“We’ve gotta go. Now.”
“Hey, how drunk are you?”
“Hey, how high are you?”
“Is that… a dead body?”
“We’re not alone in here…”
“What do you need me to do?”
“It’s not safe here, you should go.”
“I can’t believe you stole that!”
“Hey, stay close to me. Got it?”
“If they catch us, we’re dead.”
“… There’s no signal out here.”
“Where’s the money you owe me?”
“Have you ever done this before?”
“Did you bring what I asked?”
“I saw you steal that…”
“I think I dropped my weapon.”
“This is the last time I ever do this.”
“Shit, the cops are coming!”
“Wait. I think I heard footsteps.”
“We shouldn’t be doing this.”
“The cops are looking for us.”
“What the fuck is that?!”
“You’re gonna get hurt.”
“Next time, I’ll kill you.”
“It’s my first time doing this.”
“You’re gonna get us caught.”
“You seriously got high without me?”
“You seriously got drunk without me?”
“I’m never doing this with you again.”
“How’d you get all this money?”
“What are you doing out here?”
“What if something goes wrong?”
“I have a bad feeling about this.”
“I’ve never gotten high before…”
“I’ve never gotten drunk before…”
“What the fuck did you do now?”
“Let’s go and do something bad.”
“Whatever it was, it wasn’t human.”
“So are we getting high, or what?”
“I’ll kill the asshole that did this to you.”
“It seems like you’ve done this before.”
“I have to be honest… this car is stolen.”
“What do you mean this isn’t your car?!”
“I shouldn’t have let you talk me into this.”
“What do you mean this isn’t your house?!”
“That’s… a lot of drugs you’ve got there.”
“Please tell me you brought a weapon with you.”
“We don’t have to do this, we can turn around.”
“How much time will they give us if we get caught?”
“Watch the door for me? I’ll be out in five minutes.”
“Maybe it’s the drugs, but I swear I heard someone…”
“This is literally the worst fucking time to hurt your leg!”
“Are you about to go do something illegal? Count me in.”
“The engine is dead and we’re in the middle of nowhere. Fucking great.”
(Wakasa to Tatsumi: Wakasa commenting on the Asylum Rules because I can lol) "Hey, Tatsumi..? What's "Sleeking" and why do you need permission to do it?"
“By what it says in the brochure, sleeking is ‘the act of covering one’s self in oil and sliding down the hallway.’ I think you need to ask permission so that people aren’t shocked that some nude person is sliding down the hallway covered in olive oil or something.”
Tatsumi sets down the asylum brochure, then briefly wonders why the asylum has brochures.
(Sebastian ---> Angelica) “What are you talking about?”
Angelica huffed and thought about her next words carefully. It was always difficult to question the authority of anyone, especially the authority of those who were so kind to take her in. That was mostly why she decided to talk to Sebastian rather than Ciel, but…there were many factors that made Sebastian the worst choice of the two rather than the better. It needed to be said somehow, in some form. That much Angelica was certain of.
“Hm…I…I guess wha’ I’m tryin’ te ask is…is that doesn’ a whole’s troope disappearance - especiallies one’s that deals with child murder n’ stuff…doesn’ tha’ warrant some sense of urgency? I get other thin’s have popped up and perhaps ye can’t all look for them Noah’s Ark folks…but still? I just…don’ see why ye’s not…I don’ know…trying?”
She was absent during the whole Noah’s Ark incident, yes. And the accidentally coming across of a certain document made clear what had truly happened to the clowns. Yet, the only person who seemed to be utterly clueless was the one and only Snake. Angelica was technically not supposed to know, either. For a long while, the temptation to bring it up in any regard - false or true - was there but was never acted on. Today, though…she felt brave enough to try.
Whether it was smart to would be decided later.
(Loki ---> Yauro... The Wheel chose this one) “I hurt people. It’s all I’m good at.”
“Why does the wheel keep pairing him up with the kids??”
“Why do you say that? I’m sure it’s not that hard to not hurt others.”
Yauro was not sure why the man was muttering by his lonesome. In fact, he was not sure why he felt the need to talk to the stranger. Yet here he was, a child pitching in his two cents to an adult who honestly did not seem…normal.
“I mean, I should understand losing control and what not - but I don’t think that’s what you were implying. All living takes is an effort, and living involves interactions with others…So wouldn’t you think that all you need to do is to put effort towards interacting with people to do something other than hurt them?”
(Lucifer ---> Maou) “Can you not be confusing for just two seconds?”
“I don’t find it to be all that difficult to understand…”
For hours, Maou had been trying to convey the importance of what they would be doing that evening. It would be a mission so dire that it may decide the fate of mankind, and even themselves. Sacrifices would need to be made, and those faint of heart would not be able to bear the gravity of the situation. Thus, the demon king needed desperately to have both of his present generals by his side.
“THE CATEGORY IS FIRECRACKER IN A GHETTO THAT HAS A HATCHET WHICH HOLDS CONSCIOUSNESS AND HAS A MYSTERY CASE AND A BIGMOUTH SCAR AND HAIR-CHOPS.”
…Or not. Perhaps, they were simply playing a game that for hours Maou had been trying to pretend as if he knew the rules. Obviously, he did not really know them, as all he said was gibberish. If only he were not a man of pride and would simply ask for the rules again - but no. Never would the demon king allow himself to do so, especially when the person he would have to ask was one of his generals (who, admittedly, probably has just as low of an intelligence).
(Wakasa ---> Tatusmi) “Wait… what?”
“‘What’ what?”
Sentence Meme: Confusion
“Wait… what?”
“What are you talking about?”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t get any of that.”
“I’m… confused, to say the least.”
“… Yeah, you lost me three minutes ago.”
“Slow down! You’re confusing me.”
“What are you going on about?”
“I’m lost.”
“Why are you being so confusing?”
“Can you repeat that again?”
“You’re confusing me.”
“What’s going on?!”
“What are we even doing?”
“I don’t get it.”
“Where are we?”
“I’m sorry, who are you?”
“Can you not be confusing for just two seconds?”
Layers of Fear portraits of wife by Andrzej Dybowski
Betrayal & Regret Sentence Starters
“I told you not to get too close to me.” “From the day we met, I knew I’d hurt you eventually.” “I wish you never had trusted me.” “I told you to leave, but you didn’t. I gave you the chance!” “We were never friends. I’m so sorry.” “I did something terrible.” “It was inevitable, but I regretted it every step of the way.” “I’m mainly sorry that somewhere along the way, I started to care about you.” “I guess this is a lesson in not trusting people, right?” “How long?…Since the beginning.” “I wish I could just make a wish and become a better person.” “None if it was real, but I wish it was.” “Do you think I liked hurting you?” “I hurt people. It’s all I’m good at.” “I did it because I had to, not because I ever wanted to.” “I -did- care about you, I just had no other choice.” “You should have walked away when you had the chance.” “If we had never met, it would have saved us both some grief.” “I know it hurts, but I’m still glad we had the chance to know each other.” “Hurting you was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.” “I didn’t want it to be like this, but I had no control!” “I guess I’ve just never been a trustworthy person.” “I don’t blame you. I wouldn’t want to forgive me either.” “So? Aren’t you going to say something?” “If I tell you what I did, we’ll probably never see one another again.”
“When were you going to tell me about this?” “Why me? Of all people, why me?” “You planned this all from the beginning?” “I wanted so badly to think you were different.” “How could you lead me along like that?” “None of what we had was ever real, was it?” “So, our friendship didn’t mean anything to you?” “I would have done anything for you, but you’ve ruined all of that.” “All of the things I sacrificed for you didn’t mean a thing?” “I wish I had known when we met that you were such a vile person.” “If I could go back, I would just walk away.” “I forgive you, but I’m not going to forget what you did.” “No. I don’t accept your apology.” “After all your lies, how do I know you mean it when you say you’re sorry?” “I hope you realized what you did was cruel.” “I still care about you.” “Just tell me that your feelings towards me were genuine.” “What on earth is worth betraying someone who loves you?” “If you want to regain my trust, you have to earn it.” “Don’t just say you’re sorry. Show me that you’re sorry.”
Mun Babbles #1
“You know, there are plenty of people with problems out there. Will all of them be admitted here? Probably not. I am one man, after all. There are certain problems I can handle and certain personalities I can work with. Then there are the few that I would very much like to admit into this community, but then realize that I myself am out of my mind.”
It is quite strange for him to ramble like so. You assume he is bored and you continue with your day.
Magic Book Starters
Our muses have found a book of magic spells and want to attempt to cast one. These spells can be temporary (like a magic anon) or permanent parts of your muse’s story!
Send me a number or send “Chance!” for me to randomly generate a prompt.
One or both of our muses is transformed into an animal of their choosing.
Our muses use necromancy to raise someone from the dead. (alternative: one muse raises the other from the dead)
A supernatural muse is turned human (or) a human muse is turned into a supernatural being.
Our muses choose a time period to travel to for a determined length of time.
One or both of our muses make cosmetic changes to their appearance (glamour).
Our muses use a magic spell to pull a prank on someone they know.
Our muses stop time temporarily.
Our muses summon any person or creature, either real or fictional.
Using a spell to control dreams, our muses enter a dream together and create their own world.
Our muses are given wings and the ability to fly.
A healing spell is used to heal one of our muses of an illness, injury, or other ailment.
One of our muses is given the ability to see the future and tells the other what they see in store for them.
One or both of our muses is given the ability to become invisible.
A magical familiar is summoned for both of our muses, taking the form of an animal that represents them.
Our muses cast a spell of protection over themselves or someone they choose to keep them safe.
Our muses craft a curse with any punishment of their choosing and cast it on one person.
One of our muses sneakily casts a love spell on the other.
Using a spell to transfigure any object, our muses can change or repair the inanimate things around them.
An illusion spell lets our muses trick others into seeing things (or people) not as they are.
Our muses cast a nightmare curse to give any one person a terrible nighttime experience.
Our muses cast a charm for wealth, success, or fame.
Our muses are given one wish each that is promised to come true.
For a limited amount of time, our muses can have a conversation with someone who has passed away.
One or both of our muses are given psychic, empathic, or spirit medium abilities.
One of our muses casts a spell to read the thoughts of the other.
who is that character in your icon ??? :OOO
“Eh? O-Oh, you mean who my face belongs to. This face is that of an Endou Nakaba.”
You hear a faint gust of wind that almost sounds like ‘from the manga Konbini-kun’ shortly afterward, but you’re almost sure that’s just your imagination acting up.
You walk into the asylum only to see the owner curled up in a corner muttering nonsense.
“Books...Books everywhere...”
He will probably not be very talkative while you’re visiting, you figure.