The Artistic Owl

Hannah. 18. Wales. United Kingdom. Stuff?

[sadhoc]

tag urself i’m historical and divine

[theshakespearesociety]

For the more cynical among us, closing out February with those unlucky characters who probably died alone. Malvolio gets some really shitty treatment, all things considered. Locking him up was not cool. But I think we all know that pretentious asshole who’s just begging to messed with.

Dear, misguided Malvolio, who though that he might have greatness thrust upon him (or would thrust some greatness upon someone else). 

[shakespeareyolo]

gonna wear yellow stockings and hit on my boss #yolo

[sleepystellarsister]

Walk up in the club like “what up you like my yellow stockings?”

[countmalvolio]

I marvel your ladyship takes delight in such a barren rascal: I saw him put down the other day with an ordinary fool that has no more brain than a stone.

[the-artistic-owl]

Shakespearean Characters vs. wrapping Christmas gifts

It's perfectly wrapped in proper giftwrapping: Ophelia, Juliet, Mercutio, Richard II

It's perfectly wrapped in aesthetically pleasing non-giftwrapping: Benvolio, Laertes, Viola, Othello

The giftwrapping has been done at the shop the gift was bought at: Benedick, Lucentio, Cordelia, Aumerle

There is no giftwrapping: Beatrice, Kate Minola, Hamlet

The wrapping is messy and clumsy but someone obviously tried hard: Tybalt, Hotspur, Hero, Bolingbroke

The wrapping is messy and clumsy and done carelessly: Hal, Romeo, Count Claudio

It's a gift that doesn't need wrapping: Petruchio, Orsino, Richard III

There is no gift, only evil: Don John

There is both a gift and evil: Iago

Gifts are evil and sinful: Malvolio

[schmergo]

Dark Shakespeare Sequels

Thirteenth Night: Malvolio’s Revenge

Much Ado 2: Kill Claudio

The Merchant of Menace

As You Don’t Like It 

The Scary Wives of Windsor: The Fall of Falstaff

The Tempest 2: Hurricane Miranda 

Richard III 2: Back from Bosworth (feat. zombie Richard)

A Midsummer Nightmare: Attack on Titania  

[benvulio]

MALVOLIO: I’ll be revenged on the whole pack of you! (Act V, Scene I)

[the-artistic-owl]

@thebourgeoisiee, @palanque-owl

[susanstohelits]

I arrive at lady Olivia

Stockings: yellow Garters: crossed Dick: out

[the-artistic-owl]

@thebourgeoisiee, @palanque-owl

[jamejarrs]

THIS PICTURE I TOOK OF GASTON IS GONNA MAKE ME SHIT OMG

[thealphapigeon]

When u havin a good time but still thinkin about all the shit you’re putting off

[ajohnnygoldmain]

Noooo one flex like Gaston With big pecs like Gaston No one painfully astral projects like Gaston!

[jamejarrs]

This is my favorite addition to this post

[just-shower-thoughts]

There should be a font that indicates sarcasm when texting someone.

[johnbozinov-deactivated20170521]

[userboxer]

[retrogamingblog]

[just-shower-thoughts]

2016 sucked so bad, I haven’t once forgotten to put 2017 when writing out the date.

[teenagepics]

[demiiwhiffin]