The Canadian you always wanted

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[finalfantasysixteen]

[itswhateverbraaaah]

Craving that “holy fuck I’ve missed you” sex. Shove me up against a wall, throw me on the bed like I couldn’t get there fast enough. Tease me and make me beg and just take fucking control.

[sixpenceee]

This is a blue glacier. The top fresh ice has scuffed off of the top, likely from wind, creating a wave like appearance.

[hellomrbones]

[undeservinghero67-deactivated20]

Harley is a gift from God.

[lpfan9976]

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

[forceguardian]

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

[uncookedtrashmonster]

That last line :((((

[creature-a]

There is more:

[acerosedrop]

The fact that she actually had a plausible reason for the muzzle makes this even better.

[godintheschizoidmind]

[ankle-beez]

Looney Tunes Show wasn’t fucking around

[sixpenceee]

The following is the Apache revolver. It’s a French design from sometime around the turn of the 20th century. 

[sixpenceee]

Hyperion is the tallest tree in the word. It stands at 380 feet tall and is over 800 years old.

[zeephyre]

Marvel Characters as Shit I’ve Said At School

Tony: I have anxiety and depression but no one fucking cares about that, they just want to talk about how fucking smart I am.

Steve: There are times I regret things. Like waking up.

Bucky: There are tears in my eyes but don’t think for a second that i have emotions.

Thor: I’m so happy until you get to all the reasons I’m not.

Clint: Two words: Mafia. Pigeons.

Natasha: [Completely serious] If I continue on the path I’m currently on, I’ll probably become an assassin.

Bruce: [Taking deep breaths] I’m fucking calm, I’m fucking calm, I’m fucking - [sCrEaMs in OuTrAgE]

Peter Parker: [window suddenly shuts without any breeze or outside force] the fucking ghosts are back.

Loki: To be honest, I should care, but then I remember… I couldn’t give a fuck about any of this.

[starkinbound]

I’m all of them fuck

[gifak-net]

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

[tamagotchivevo]

aw hell no

[unseeliequeen-deactivated201904]

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

[nebula-cnidaria]

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

[gummygomamon]

As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.

I’ve seen deer:

1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed

2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey

3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field

4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed

5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease

[prplprincez-deactivated20200803]

https://www.instagram.com/imsebastianstan ‘HEALTH CLUB’ by @oneminutemen . “There’s one other man you gotta face besides the man in the mirror…the man in the gym.“ Bloopers, additional stuff will be on @oneminutemen

[st-eve-barnes]

I need ALL the bloopers!

[sad-af1121]

The way he just nonchalantly kicks the ball 😂

[geekybibliophile]

@zombeesknees

[the-audio-injection]

Who’s the top and bottom of this relationship? I NEED TO KNOW

[lenaoxton]

it’s 1 am and no one would believe me if i didn’t record it

[tlematimun]

we really are living in the darkest timeline

[salty-red-mage]

[geekybibliophile]

@zombeesknees

[the-audio-injection]

Where’s the god damn Trudeau Moose?

[vvitchcr4ft-deactivated20190604]

Dead

[prevsofialamb-blog]

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

[xavantina]

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

[once-delight]

Esmorolda and Corpet

[moe-moe-watches]

kelverse

[nicolas-px]

[myspacelegend]

[lasimms]

[inked-up-devil-doc-blog]

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

[karmadash-is-shippingtrash]

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

[brian-ws]

[penis-hilton]

me trying to get my life together

[mitchmajor]

this is a mess

[21delusions]

lmao

[mens-rights-activia]

I wanna know the back story to this so badly

[sixpenceee]

Walking on quicksand is possible because it’s a non-newtonian fluid.Basically, there are lots and lots of sand particles suspended in water but as there are so many, when you step on it the water is forced out and it becomes a solid. If you waited in one spot then you would sink in.

[sucianena]

wtf. cray.