The Average-Garbage

Hey, I'm Ruben. A 20-year old brazillian, gamer, beginner artist and pretty much into your average aesthetics. I mostly reblog stuff, and post my art, though I rarely have the motivation to draw. I'm pretty much into a lot of American and Japanese...

[touhou-memories]

Nue Houjuu - Undefined Fantastic Object (extra stage boss), Ten Desires (extra stage midboss) and Double Spoiler.

I did not draw the pictures, I only made the collage.

[touhou-memories]

COLLAGE UPDATED! Edited the large sprites (+ removed their background) and added all the little sprites. If you have reblogged the collage before, please reblog this version as it is the completed one.

[medikiii]

I love how when you put together all her movement sprites into a single animation it looks like she’s dancing~

[touhou-memories]

Everybody forget the dancing Orin! Now it’s time for the DANCING NUE!!!

[laughhard]

I don’t know where to even start

[christianstepmoms]

Welcome. To Hole Wednesday.

[the-average-garbage]

I see your Touhou Chireisen jokes and I raise you...

TOUHOU SEIRANSEN

UNDEFINED FANTASTIC MOCHI

[plumslices]

being in your twenties is literally so fucking inhumane. and during a pandemic. Oh my god

[celestetcetera]

anyway

[free-range-tiddies]

I'm literally better than you if you suck toes. Period.

[everythingfox]

Hello there

(via)

[felitomkinson]

me:

my brain: draw artists as pokémon masters

me: ok

my brain: also make it pixel art and suffer

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

[jkl-fff]

[scottjate]

This is so important

[graylinesspam]

That self-aggrandizing technique is no joke.

I replaced “I’m stupid” with “I’m a God damn genius.” “Move over newton” “another masterpiece”

I replaced “gross/ disgusting” with “sexy/attractive” “the hight of elegance”

I replaced “I suck/ that sucked/ this is bad” with “fantastic”, “a lovely time”, “ swell/jolly good”

Replace every negative with a positive. Say it so sarcastically. Make it complicated make it entertaining have fun with it.

It will stop your self deprecating and build confidence. And people are more easygoing around you.

[teachytv]

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

Are you kidding me has it already been ten years since that

[endlesskng]

My Immortal was released between 2006 and 2007 It is entirely possible.

[crystallineaffluence]

Oh god

[monstatron]

thistle in his beast form! 

[mywool]

idol joke

[the-average-garbage]

Anybody remember Wriggle back in Touhou 8 and how her ability is to control any insect? Imagine if Momoyo existed back then…

[the-average-garbage]

Thank you for the idea.

[the-average-garbage]

did you know wriggles canonically a lil kid and called the princess of bugs. imagine momoyo w baby carrier like spongebob

[thelittlemonsterlover]

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[thelittlemonsterlover]

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[the-average-garbage]

Anybody remember Wriggle back in Touhou 8 and how her ability is to control any insect? Imagine if Momoyo existed back then...