Awesomology

Awesomology: [aw-suhm-ol-uh-jee] noun - The science of awesome. NOTE: I occasionally post/reblog images and links that may be NSFW or unsuitable for people under the age of 18. You have been warned.

[terra-7]

InktoberDragon Age Ladies + BackstoriesCassandra | Anthony ▪ Leliana | Chant of Light ▪ Josie | The Bard ▪  Celene | Lady Mantillon ▪ Briala | House Valmont ▪ Calpernia | Lifeblood of Tevinter ▪ Morrigan | Flemeth’s Grimoire ▪ Flemeth | Mythal

[liberalsarecool]

Trump is subhuman.

[somecutething]

[basalt-dnd]

I love cryptids, and may or may not run a modern-ish campaign centered around them soooo… here are some of my favorites. I had to take a lot of creative liberties with them, given the lack of concrete knowledge about them, so they may not exactly line up with some accounts and sightings.

The mothman photo is from this news article, and the flatwoods monster art is from the West Virginia Department of Art, Culture, and History. I was unable to find the original source of the Fresno Nightcrawler photo, because the video its from has been reposted so many times.

[sixworldmeme]

[arsuf]

Assassin’s Creed Gifs  ▪  73/?

[nutsacktorturer]

matching icons for you and your friends

[bombshellssonly]

[soundofbloom]

I’ll never turn to the Dark Side.

[memes-r-memes]

[webofstarwars]

Lunch break on A New Hope.

[virginiamori]

“Captured” Virginia Mori 2019

[spicyhorror-deactivated20220222]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

My kink is cooking in front of my friends who know which knife is made for what and forcing them to watch me use the wrong one for the wrong thing

[gallusrostromegalus]

Use a cheese grater for tomatoes.

[simonalkenmayer]

You’ll burn in hell for this.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

*panting outrageously: I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD

[wingleader]

Oh my god, my friend who used to rent a room from me would routinely use a small ass paring knife to chop entire very large onions instead of a chef’s or santoku despite the fact that my kitchen is well stocked with many varieties of knives. In fact, he’d use the same tiny paring knife to cut everything when he would cook; be it veggies, or meat, or whatever. He didn’t want to dirty too many knives…? It drove me fucking nuts because he almost cut himself quite a few times trying to chop things that were too large for such a small blade. Nothing I said would change his mind. Graaahhhhh….

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

see the thing is i do the opposite. Do I own a gorgeous little set with a Santoku, utility, and paring knife? yep.

caN I PEEL POTATOES AND POTENTIALLY OPERATE WITH A CHINESE CLEAVER???

you’re gonna see me try

[sol-ex-machina-deactivated20190]

i just bring a fucking machete to the kitchen. none of this fancy cutlery stuff. i shall engage my food in ruthless combat

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i need you to roll for initiative 

[anachronistic-cat]

ah fuck i rolled a 1

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the celery gets to go first and just fuckin decks you

[redsixwing]

[birdthatlookslikeastick]

#guess i gotta work on figuring out the rules to Cuisine and Cutlery#everyones favourite food based RPG#cursed

ok so the first step is to write the Cuisine and Cutlery: Player’s Handbook. i can help, here’s the cover art, just gotta get the title calligraphied on there

i think the rules should be pretty easy, it’s just knife facts and tables of fruits

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

this is the dumbest goddamn thing ive ever spent an hour on holy fucking shit i was laughing at it the whole fucking time 

[obviousplant]

Care Bears VHS

[makingstarwars]

[sorcerersskull]

Art by Alex Horley