Thorns And All

I know a thing or two about a thing or two. books are kinda my thing Approximately ten minutes late to everything

[the-badland]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[mattressblowoutsale]

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

[stevienick]

‪john krasinski breaking character in the office for two minutes straight ‬

[bpdpoc]

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

[ybcpatrick]

green day: i walk these empty streets on the boulevard of broken dreams when the city sleeps and i’m the only one and i walk alone

eight year old me:

[disappearingxgirl]

21 year old me: 

[myvalzpival]

10 year old Czech me with zero knowledge of English:

[citizenshipandsocialjustice]

[bapouro]

explain england

[spaghetti-taako]

Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that

[nikadd]

john mulaney when thanos arrives: you want this stone? go get it!

[peterstarkss]

john mulaney when squidward comes to take him to titan: I aint going to no secondary location

[bellamaeblaeke]

John mulaney lying tummy up in wakanda, flailing his arms and legs: YOU’VE GOT TO THROW THEM OFF THEIR RHYTHM 

[nilesfreeman]

John Mulaney beating thanos with a phone book: cuz as any avenger will tell ya, a phone book doesn’t leave bruises

[cozyastronaut-deactivated202010]

John Mulaney beating Thanos with an anvil he pulled out of his pocket: did THAT feel like a cartoon?!

[freekumdress]

i saw this on twitter and DIED cause of their faces i love black people

[k1mkardashian]

lady in the pink LMAOOO

[tlffanypollard]

Let us remember one of Tiffany’s greatest moments in Celebrity Big Brother: The task where she had to start rumors about people in the house

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

How to stir the pot

[pepsiprincesa]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[anothergoddamnname]

Oh my god

[lvl99catpriest]

Capricorn

[juicemold]

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

[officiallybi-deactivated2022052]

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

[tastefullyoffensive]

Best man on the job.

[aliendissection]

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

Fuck you goat man

[softwaring]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmdoKm1gKc7

[bunjywunjy]

your horses are very majestic

[layingdownsomebatfeets-deactiva]

Guinea pigs being given strips of carrot than dramatically running off in slo mo…is a good aesthetique.

[abandoned-as-mustard]

How the last one reared before galloping off tho

[thecommonchick]

[rayvone-deactivated20200430]

H&M unisex collection

I love this so much 

[lovlae]

this is soooooo cute