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not a bimbo not named jenny 25

[thepleasuregoblin]

Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

[datanazush]

Oh we’re talking about sex in fantasy settings are we?

[thepleasuregoblin]

Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we're having our panel down here in my wine cellar,

[datanazush]

WAIT I HAVEN’T FINISHED TELLING YOU HOW THE DROW MATRIARCHS DISCIPLINE THEIR UNRULY MALE CONSORTS

[datanazush]

ED DOES IT AGAIN

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[woosh-floosh]

more chilchuck

[sleepiercreature]

People are talking about how reading Dungeon Meshi gives them an internal monologue Senshi for eating properly I think we all need to adopt an internal monologue Chilchuck at work. Like the boat is literally sinking and he's just watching it happen because he's on his lunch break.

[poundfooolish]

#remember chilchuk would tell you to always put ur own needs and rights first in the workplace 🧡 (@clowniconography)

[prinxperseverant]

This is the Union Chilchuck, reblog him to affirm your own worth as a worker and entitlement to regular breaks

[cidnangarlond]

maybe it's good I don't have a penis because that limited edition dune popcorn bucket is horribly tempting

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I don’t think I have the chops for D&D or other tabletop RPGs but I could make a good DM’s assistant. I don’t play the game but I sit and listen and then after the session the DM can ask me for ideas.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

and I am in character as the king’s most trusted advisor the whole time

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I could say things like “yes, my liege, most clever, my liege” and keep notes for the DM and maybe supply a few character voices. and serve everyone very sinister tea.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

No. I’m not looking for any words. Dungeon Mentat suits me just fine.

[arsnof]

I believe he rolled a 3,my lord... He does this to spite you...

[toothwormfactory]

[retronation]

One of my favorite scenes in The Menu is when the chef reveals he only invited the actor because on his only day off he watched the actor's movie and it was one of the worst things he ever watched and it wasted his entire day.

I never related to a character more.

[matchlocks]

whenever i say ‘yee’ im not saying yes in a cutesy way im quoting this thing

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

[slitherpunk]

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

[jsketch12]

9'6" forest guardian and her 4'5" toymaker gf

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[stalker-among-the-stars]

There is another way

[saintofpride201]

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

[lierdumoa]

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

[space-blue]

[ewwis-but-fandom]

what's up with gay people with religious trauma and drow characters

[wizardcurse]

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

[wizardcurse]

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[badjokesbyjeff]

All this place needs is another scandal. Any volunteers?

[v-confused-212]

[ashstfu]

no rizz. just insane music taste & a peculiar amount of knowledge about very niche topics and historic events