i've grown teeth

Syd, 27, she/they

[tinfoil-syd]

I'm trying to take up more space so I'm going to be more annoying 🥰

[tinfoil-syd]

keep your hands out of my space and my name out of your mouth

[tinfoil-syd]

i could just, tell him

[balmainbabyyy]

if im on your mind, let me know

[demiiwhiffin]

she’s here

[karlaaulait]

I need to be fucked. 😩

[honigimohr]

id like to thank dogs for existing

[apollos-boyfriend]

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

[sherbertilluminated]

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

[thearrogantemu]

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

[theoppositeofprofound]

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

[goblinindenial]

Ah feel 'sif an Odyssian task is basically a poor sod mid ADHD

[haarlow]

A Pandorean task - just the act of starting it unleashes all manner of disasters.

[cyranope]

damoclean task: the thing you've been putting off long enough that it becomes a constantly hanging doom over your head

pyrrhic task: you can get it done but it's going to cost you

medean task: you can get it done and you don't care what it costs you

dionysian task: task that might not be -better- if you do it drunk, but -will- definitely be more fun

hegelochic task: it was a simple job, but your name will be recorded in the annals of history for how impressively you fucked it up

task of theseus: a project for which the parameters have changed so many times that you're not sure it IS still the same task

gordian task: ok technically there Is a Right Way to do this but it's going to be fiddly and awful and take forever and what if. what if you just said fuck it. and started slicing

[cedarwool]

being an everything crafter is great but also sucks. like i want to get my watercolors out but i need to put away my microcrochet first. i want to do some leatherwork but my oil paints are on the table. i want to whittle but i'm using the bucket i catch wood shavings in to hold my papermaking mush. i want to write my book but my hands are too busy knitting a sweater. i want to code another video game but i'm too busy studying nalebinding. do you see my problem. the problem is that i need more hands

[crazycatsiren]

Don't let the losers with no magic tell you what to do with yours.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Don't let the unhealed mess of others ruin your joy and peace.

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[pmamtraveller]

Trust Issues by Bruno Cæsar

[michaelnordeman]

Roe Deer/rådjur. Värmland, Sweden (10 June 2020).

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[gaylordthethird]

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

[its-where-the-wild-things-are]

[literallymechanical]

The other problem is that I was friends with enough people in college who went on to be hacktivists that my knee-jerk reaction to anybody trying to impose restrictions on distributing software (or information of any kind) is to start yelling "INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE" and "FREE AS IN FREEDOM" and I'm aware that this is not universally 100% always the best idea. However.