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Today's working adults yearn for AMVs

still thinking about the apparent 2006-2007 epidemic of rabid swarms of wii remotes descending on helpless televisions like locusts

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wii sports was invented by nefarious television manufacturers to break people's televisions

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What a very funny joke that definitely did not happen because Nintendo definitely did not buy up almost a third of the shares of the top five TV manufacturers in the time between the announcement and release of the Wii, shares which definitely didn't skyrocket in value over the next two years due to an increase in flatscreen sales, nearly half of which independent analysts attributed to people replacing damaged TVs with newer, more expensive models from electronics stores that relied on high-pressure sales tactics to upsell people and get them to buy more expensive models on credit which they couldn't actually afford.

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just had a dystopian vision of a future where everyone's so poor the next trend becomes "micromeals" which "really help me make it through my day" and corporations start selling tiny portions for full price and calling them micromeals