The Beatles

Yes we are literally the beatles

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Yo, is it true you're all from Liverpool??

Also, how tf do you swim in a liver?

Big fan btw xxxx

Yes we’re all from liverpool but Guadalajara has my heart ♥️

I have no idea how to swim in a liver only how to rearrange ringos wifes guts and fill my lungs w tar sorry !

#georgeOUT 🌮🇲🇽☮️

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ringo i love you (yeah yeah yeah)

I luv you too dear friend ♥️🩷💜💙🩵💚💛🧡 thanks for writing peace and love peace and love 💕

-ringo

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George will you marry me

George is currently betrothed to a carton of marlboro gold 100s sorry love

-paul

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What does your dungeon look like dear Fab Four

dark damp medieval sexy cluttered rusty hamster cage tweaker pad

-The Fab Four

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paul, how DO you sleep? just in general not because of anything. i hope quite well :)

I sleep like a goddamn baby curled up on my side on the nastiest flattest pillow listening to asmr mouth sounds so loud that everyone in the house thinks im getting hoovered

Sweet dreams nonny

-paul

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Y'know, I used to be happy they took John out (I wanted Yoko to myself... sorry John :p ) but i think perhaps, death has made him funnier. These responses got me laughin so hard my belt is becoming unbuckled... not for you John, sorry, its still for Yoko

Me and yoko are hierarchical poly but just so you know she will never fuck you. also nothing you said contradicted your unhinged glee at my untimely murder you halfwit stay in school

This anon was soberly taken to the dungeon and to be shot like i was

-john

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rimgo do you think paul would be my friend? id ask him but you seem more approachable.

Paul is currently a bloody pulp right now I’ll ask him later tho !!! 😁

-ringo

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He said no 😊 thanks for writing !!!

-ringo

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rimgo do you think paul would be my friend? id ask him but you seem more approachable.

Paul is currently a bloody pulp right now I’ll ask him later tho !!! 😁

-ringo

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The influx of fanmail is quite significant apologies for late replies we are currently beating eachother up fight club style and ringo is winning

-the fab four

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I have an m&m for each of y'all. Enjoy, my little meowmeows

Thank you loyal beatlemaniac 123aoyama123. Unfortunately John and paul are currently fighting over the blue pinche pendejos #georgeOUT

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john i want you bad

I wrote a somg about yaht feeling once…

-john

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Paul is just a little boy who needs his big boyfriend, his paci and his plushie <3

NEW PAGE RULE

Do not do whatever the fuck this is

Violations will result in multigenerational solitary confinement and slavery

-THE FAB FOUR

This user has been taken to the dungeon

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I used to think Paul was a woman. Thats how I found out I was a lesbain. Then I found out Paul was a dude.

Im so sorry

Thats on being the fishiest tuna tartar beatle #unclockable

-paul

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BLOG UPDATE

By popular demand the blog posts are being retrofitted to include talk tags for whomst ever made the post.

-THE FAB FOUR

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hello mr beetles

pleaseeee give an autogrpah i’m ur biggest fan everytem i smoke or trip i do it just for yall🥺❤️

This is not autograph behavior please quit abusing drugs immediately

-the fab four

This user has been taken to the dungeon

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Is Ringo being taken good care of? 😿

Ringo needs his enclosure cleaned out

-paul

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tell paul that him and john are literally yuri

I need to tell them that like i need a bloody hole in the head #georgeOUT