Addicted to Stories

I post about whatever I think is funny, important, or my current obsession. Writer. Queer. Autistic.

[stumkek]

[crimson-chains]

Finally finished this! Very happy with the result ^^ Love this show <3

[sarahconnorjr]

[cloverhighfive]

[scarf-it-box]

In case you’re uninitiated:

These are the current female volleyball uniforms

The Norwegian team on the left got fined a ridiculous amount of money for wearing shorts to the games

When you compare the men and women, it becomes very clear how sexist the uniforms are.

[ssjdebusk]

“Sexism is dead women are so annoying to keep talking about it”

*professional athletes get fined for wearing shorts*

[ricketybonez]

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

[runela9]

Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

[luxlightly]

Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.

[luxlightly]

By Talos, this can’t be happening.

[miiilowo]

i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

[that-catholic-shinobi]

[thundergrace]

September 26, 2022

Things to keep an eye on.

[dancinbutterfly]

Both. Partied. Are. Not. The. Same.

Overdraft fees my god.

[leepacey]

behold my masterpiece

[dark-light-knight]

[silentstep]

#YOU PUT THAT BACK RIGHT NOW   (via elsajeni)

[moniquill]

Nope, bring it to humanity so we can have fire.

[friendraichu]

Wish people would credit Shelley's work. She's a fantastic photographer.

[uncanny-tranny]

Transphobes who say their pronouns are beep/boop or something else in their bio underestimate my willingness to adhere to those pronouns

[jouskadevil-blog-deactivated202]

I love the normalization of neopronouns for this reason. Transphobes are just gonna get their "ironic" pronouns used and respected lmao. Neopronouns users were so based for doing this.

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

A classmate in undergrad once tried to test me by claiming she would only agree to respect nonbinary pronouns if I used Her Majesty as pronouns for her.

She lasted 2 days before she realized I had absolutely zero problem doing exactly that and was too embarrassed to ever argue with me about pronouns in class again.

[gallusrostromegalus]

When I was working at the greenhouse, one of my coworkers was getting flustered because he was a Proper Gentleman who called everyone "Sir" or "Ma'am" and was getting genuinely heated that there wasn't a gender-neutral honorific for nonbinary people like me.

"Well, you could always call me 'Your Majesty'." I said.

As a Joke.

Because in addition to looking and sounding like an older Yosemitie Sam, he took me Extremely Seriously and addressed me as "Your Majesty" for the rest of the summer. Which was hysterical because it was things like "Your Majesty? Where is the fungicide?" and *gestures at me* "You'll have to as Their Majesty about the tomatoes." He also would call every single person he could not immediately identify the gender of "Your Majesty" and also everyone that had neon hair.

So yes, you should absolutely rigorously adhere to someone's pronouns (Especially if they're unusual pronouns), because it's respectful, because it's clowning on assholes, and because it is fucking delightful.

[flanelltees]

im sorry if this isnt one of the most straightforward indications that these two are soulmates i dont know what is

[hyuburt]

…that bitch gay,,,good for him

Keep reading

[readysetogo]

two of them

[enduracarrotchips]

genshin doodles

[thelightintheattic]

ok back from the dead, made this:

[ID: A digital painting of Gerard Way wearing a cheerleader uniform and standing with their arms grandly spread. They are dramatically lit by a spotlight shining above them which cuts through the blue smoke behind them. End ID]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

*Italian guy throwing a blogger into a trash compactor while smoking a cigar*

there’s ya friggin’ man crush monday ya fucking computer idiot 

[peach-foxgloves]

I have been looking for this post for YEARS.

[goofyzachy]

Is it weird that I’d love to see all the various children of Dracula from media over the years in a sitcom as actual siblings? XD

[kushwizardry]

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”