Captain Red of the Skeld!

prob gunna turn into a red blog ATP

[the-bestcaptain-red]

Hey!! I’m Captain Red of the Skeld! (I hope I’m doing this right uh-).. I saw the crew making these “ask blogs” thought it’d be fun!!

THEIR PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM (this is also a reminder to myself as I often forget this so if I mess up please forgive me I have adhd 🥹-mod)

Please don’t send NSFW!! Suggestive is fine just not straight up nsfw.

I may not be the greatest at staying in character so please forgive that Eheh uh.

I do like ships a lot so idc what ship you want hehe:)

[the-bestcaptain-red]

Your such an amazing captain.. anybody would be so very lucky to have you.. I wanna be that person, captain..

W-wow! Gee thanks blue.. that’s such an amazing thing to say to me- WAIT WAIT WAIT NO INTIMACY ON MY SHIP! errr MIRAS ORDER or something???

[the-bestcaptain-red]

Mmmwa

*blue kisses red, on the mouth!*

WOA

[the-bestcaptain-red]

Your so very strong, red! You look handsome from up here. I could just kiss youuu

OH oh wow thank you?

[the-bestcaptain-red]

ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

haha little me’s!!

[the-bestcaptain-red]

Id lovee that, cmon, try it.

okay! okay!

**Red seems to er struggle while trying to pick the doctor up**

[the-bestcaptain-red]

Well of course, dear. The way you get all excited when I compliment you is so very endearing.. your soo stronnggg.. your muscles are so attractive to me, I bet you could just pick me up, hm??

ehehehe aaagg I coulddd tryyy and pick you up, blue!

if if you want of course!!! Nooo pressure haaa

[the-bestcaptain-red]

Your an amazing captain, red. Your so good at your job and your such an amazing leaderrr..

HA ha uh geee blue you uh reallyyyy are fantastic with compliments ha..

please say more blue please

[the-bestcaptain-red]

there's an alternate universe where you, green, and purple are in a poly relationship AND YOU HAVE PODS 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

what

what

wait for real?

I mean what

[the-bestcaptain-red]

Fuckk you look good today red.. you make my heart flutter. Did you know that?

-love, blue <3

WHAT

I I UH I MEANNN OF COURSE, BLUE!!!

ALL CAPTAINSS DO THAT!!!

[antificationisthinking]

You know they're playing flappy bird everyday instead of flying the fucking ship

[litt1eb1rd]

“It’s good to leading”

[crawlingwires]

' Why don't I say it then? / I want you all of the time '

// Inspired by/redraw of cuptoast's Pork Soda animatic

[the-bestcaptain-red]

they smile at Red, their tendrils wrapping around their leg. “helllooo,”

From: @the-lavenders-lament

GAH!!

Oh oh! Hello uh…… purps sibling!!!

[the-lavenders-lament]

”That’s me,” they circle them, trying to act intimidating.

[the-bestcaptain-red]

..yeesh you’re uh.. doing this now I guess??

[captainkisser]

Gender affirming care! T4T cameracap is real to me okay

[cheesebrackers]

[the-bestcaptain-red]

they smile at Red, their tendrils wrapping around their leg. “helllooo,”

From: @the-lavenders-lament

GAH!!

Oh oh! Hello uh…… purps sibling!!!