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Lex • A Little Sad But Pretty Damn Rad • America • Music Junkie • a real life Harry Styles Enthusiast • 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, FLOOR!

[llovinghome]

berries

[karolpilberg]

twilight + mean girls parallels

[crypticgraffiti]

Anyway, if y’all were wondering how DC’s been.

[lone-brother-deactivated2019070]

[wornobject-deactivated20201021]

u left out the best part?

[a-waste-of-time]

LMFAO

[pinkfaerie]

[madqueenalanna]

*to the tune of barbie girl* i’m a garbage man,, in a garbage can

[follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds]

honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”

[bowlingshirtbellas]

Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava

[nanannin]

Rihanna said Vampire Rights

[marauders4evr]

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Hey op?

BEST POST ON TUMBLR

[fluidityandgiggles]

And then you read the whole thing in his voice.

[citrus-art-and-life]

my friends: haha hey whats up we havent talked in a while

me:

[hydro-homies]

[gusmen]

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

[1k-c]

ME

[andrewbreitel]

reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

[fuckyahumor]

someone: i love you

me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it

also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me

yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.

somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!

me externally: aww i love you too!!

[hennndo]

Dear young black kids

Don’t let your white friends get you in trouble.

[thesoulofablackguy]

You better say that.

[himfromthesun-deactivated201712]

i want to elaborate on this.

don’t buy from white dealers and don’t sell to white people.

don’t underage drink with white people.

don’t do anything that could be viewed as illegal by cops with white people and this isn’t me trying to be anti-white this is me telling you to protect yourself from anti-black cops. they won’t hesitate to pin the entire crime on you even if your white friend did 90% of the crime.

most (if not all) white people don’t understand the same crimes they commit (getting into a bar with a fake ID, stealing cigars, playing with toy guns in walmart) we are given a lengthy imprisonment or executed on the spot for.

so don’t put yourself in a situation that could get you killed and a white person a slap on the wrist.

[ellelusions]

Sorry if this isn’t the right place but I felt like its important to add, this is the most real shit I have seen on my dash in a while. After I got my license I drove everywhere, constantly picked up my friends and really just drove like a maniac making dumb decisions left and right. Now one of my best friends is a WoC and I helped her get her license and I always told her ‘9mph over the speed limit and the ticket gets thrown out in court’ because that is what I’d been taught. One day she was driving and I mentioned that to her and she kept insisting that it was 5mph. It took me YEARS to realize PoC can’t afford that extra 4mph!!!!!!!!! White teenagers are the dumbest group on the planet, please don’t let them talk you into their dumb shit!

[paintmeahero]

Conversely: White people, don’t get your black friends into trouble. What is just dicking around to you is a potential death sentence to them. If you are any kind of friend, you won’t put them in that kinds of harm’s way.

[neurodivergent-crow]

Important addition

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

And if you wind up getting them in trouble, take the blame. If they’re getting harassed, distract the cop hassling them. I’ve defused a couple of situations when I was in college and someone was getting shit from campus cops for walking while black by going up to them like I knew them and was expecting them for a study group. If you can defend them without getting them into deeper shit, maybe redirect the attention away from them or give them a reason to be there, do so.

We’ve essentially got a bubble of protection around us and we need to use it to keep others safe.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

White kids use your privilege.

[the-ziggy-starbucks-deactivated]

Also remember this if you’re thinking about calling the police on people. My neighbors last year were super shitty and loud all night long but nobody in my house dared call the cops bc these neighbors were black men. The only time I ever called the police was on my preppy white neighbors who were about to drive drunk. Seriously, I used to be a lot dumber than I am now and I’m sure I’m currently way dumber than I will be about this kind of stuff, but as white people we have to teach ourselves. We have to realize and remember that we get off easy in comparison.

[shot-gun-shells]

Having Depression for years is so wild because you just kinda become?? Desensitized to your own suffering?? Like yeah I want to kill myself every day. Oh, oh yeah normal people don’t have that????? Oh shit I forgot

[ic4ntbr3ath]

[little--bumble--bee-deactivated]

why does everything make me so upset! why does every tiny miscommunication make me want to kill myself! these things wouldn’t hurt me if i was a normal person and it makes me feel so damaged and unlovable!

[lovelysuggestions]

please dont get sick of me