Holy shit
Oh…damn…
IM CRYING WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
@obi-one-drop
Cosmic Funnies

Kiana Khansmith
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Not today Justin
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Noah Kahan

Product Placement
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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One Nice Bug Per Day
occasionally subtle

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Show & Tell
$LAYYYTER
Misplaced Lens Cap
Cosimo Galluzzi

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

if i look back, i am lost

@theartofmadeline
KIROKAZE
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Venezuela
seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from South Africa
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Spain

seen from Venezuela
seen from Türkiye

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Brazil

seen from Malaysia

seen from Brazil
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
@the-blair-bitch
Holy shit
Oh…damn…
IM CRYING WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
@obi-one-drop
the humiliating ordeal of being a star wars fan
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
the optician prescribing me new glasses
this would be a lot funnier if my contacts didn’t literally cost $200
Chapter 2
I eat alone a lot more.
Chapter 1
My life is falling apart right before my eyes but I'm fine.
October is tomorrow..... if any vampires wanna..... y'know, hit me up? I'm willing to getting married immediately. Contact me by randomly pinning me up against a wall in a library and draining all of my blood.
No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver’s license
this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.
Broke:
Woke:
bitches on tumblr be like “op im gonna steal ur ankles!!” good luck chewing through my ankle monitor LOL
*seductively slips into existential melancholy*
that’s when you run cross country
make your own post
Ripley’s I guess I believe it
Ripley’s I Mean, Whatever You Say
Go sharty, it’s your squirt day
We’re gonna shitty farty like it’s your squirt day
allow me to introduce you the the backspace button on your keyboard
You can find me in the tub. Bottle full of cum.
every time i read “straight people” i automatically picture the pixies from fairly odd parents
These kind of posts make me think bad of gay people. If you want to talk about how straight people are “closed-minded” then just look at this post. How do they expect to ever be respected if they constantly talk about straight people in this way. It really irritates me when I see posts like these.