#ogrestyle

I be smashing shit

[medievaljournalist]

gauntlets of ogre kindness🌷

[the-blogging-ogre]

oh fuck where

[toskarin]

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

[s4brface]

I'm addicted to removing your head from your body with my holy sword

[the-blogging-ogre]

Fuccckkkkk

[suigintou]

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

[scavengedluxury]

Ouffff

[s4brface]

Are you jealous of my 5 foot long holy sword that is bigger than my entire body and I swing it around with the effort and grace of a longsword? Does it piss you off that I have reach AND grace? Do you feel silly about your spear? Hits you with my laser beam.

[the-blogging-ogre]

ourhg!

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

[the-blogging-ogre]

Oh hell yeah its my blowjobs #ogrestyle

[medievaljournalist]

tiger mountain fortress has been breached by doomwraiths

[medievaljournalist]

i hope i dont get stealth killed

[the-blogging-ogre]

I be purchasing shit #ogrestyle

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

today’s acquisition: Donkey Kong Gay Sex Card

[s4brface]

Hits you with my sword, hits you with my sword, hits you with my sword

[the-blogging-ogre]

Ough! Ourgh! Gruh!

[toskarin]

watch out for these guys

[the-blogging-ogre]

my contacts list #ogrestyle

[scoes]

some kind of experience

[tatzelwurming]

ogre sightings have been on the rise

[the-blogging-ogre]

Yeagh

#ogrestyle

[medievaljournalist]

The nearby lord has been sending a bunch of adventurers into our town, and they've trampling like all of our crops. The bandits they're being sent after aren't even here anymore! They left like 3 months ago.

It's super annoying, so my buddies and I have been laying traps so we can take their money and stuff to try and get them to leave sooner. Hopefully we scare them off soon, cause if they come around anymore we're gonna have a Bad harvest.

FACT: It's always OK to kill adventurers

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP

[the-blogging-ogre]

if you cant figure it out can i make him into a special ogre omlette i can use a knight shield for a pan it will totally be worth his life being over #ogrestyle

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