A Human Being (Peer Reviewed)

Lake - They/Them - 22 I am but a mortal man with a personality

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[azaraspirit]

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[monsoonsosoon]

reblogging again… need it bad lol 

[adriel-the-unfortunate]

Have I seen any actual Dungeon Meshi content?

no

Is my friend slightly obsessed with it?

yes

Is it bleeding into my brain like split banana milkshake being absorbed by a paper towel?

...

Look, I just feel like he would roll around in a massive pile of Chuck E. Cheese tokens.

That is all

[the-bog-wizard]

I am r i g h t f u l l y obsessed

Let your paper towel mind descend into the depths

[brujite-de-gulubu]

Dungeon Meshi fancast dropped

[adriel-the-unfortunate]

A friend had this realization and thus this image was born.

I need everyone to know this.

[the-bog-wizard]

I thought of this earlier while talking with a friend of mine about Francis Milkboy here- everyone finds him hot and all I can see is Ted Nivison and it’s both making and ruining my day-

All the fanart is fantastic but every time I see his canonical face in the game all I see is h i m

I ruined my friends perception for the remaining time we have. He made this image to spread the good word so that we may not suffer alone

First post in actual years but hey- the people must know. The milk of Francis was nothing but milk of Nivison in my minds eye the whole time.

[the-bog-wizard]

Gordon ramsey vs. remy in the Great British Bake Off

[the-bog-wizard]

I yawned with a blanket lightly on my mouth and I almost suffocated wow

like hey, I’m quite tired I’m just going to yawn and slkdjghfskldjfghsdklfhg

I tasted death with a hint of cotton

[the-bog-wizard]

I laughed so hard about replacing famous movie quotes with the little caesars “pizza pizza” that I cried. I had to leave the room because someone almost stabbed me out of annoyance.

but like

Leia: I love you

Han: Pizza Pizza

[the-bog-wizard]

My one braincell when my girlfriend says or does something cute becomes bibble from the barbie movie,

that means all i can express is incoherent sounds of high pitched nonsense and and the repeated realization that my mind is 

 f u c k i n g  u s e l e s s 

[the-bog-wizard]

imagine if danny devito and mothman fused. 

Like

Mothdan devitman 

the most attractive being in existence

[the-bog-wizard]

me, to my towel: Fuuccck yes take all of my s k i n . You need it more than me anyways.

me, to a bug that requires a little blood to survive: You make me itchy and therefore you have no monumental value to me other than being a b o t h e r . Get out of my sight you impudent flying spawn of hell.

[the-bog-wizard]

I want to take off the fake eyelashes I don’t own 

[the-bog-wizard]

Maybe the reason things feel different when you’re alone is because now your surroundings can get a good look at you

[the-bog-wizard]

The reason you can’t hurt your hair unless it’s yanked out is because your hair died the second it left your head. And the only part of hair left alive in the root, which grows the hair, even though it immediately dies. 

So technically. Curling or straightening your hair is just burning the bodies. 

[the-bog-wizard]

the gods of guacamole calleth me to cometh h're

[the-bog-wizard]

Haru: Uh excuse me? Supreme overlord Haru?

Haru: Ah yes, my thrall. Have you done what I’ve asked of you?

Haru: Uh, yeah, I think uh we uh erected several statues of you um but people aren’t worshipping them. They’re just sort of taking selfies in front of them. Everybody thinks that they’re statues of them so...

Haru: What . But they’re statues of me! Haru! They should be worshipping me!

Haru: Look dude, I don’t know what to tell you. I showed up late and you killed all these Harus and then started calling me thrall and all I know is that I’m missing pizza night for whatever this is.

[the-bog-wizard]

Try saying “Razzle Dazzle” with literally any other vowel

Rezzle Dezzle

Roozzle Doozzle

Rizzle Dizzle

Reezzle Deezle

Ruzzle Duzzle

Rozzle Dozzle

Ryzzle Dyzzle