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20’s He/Him

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★☆About Me ☆★

♥︎♡Interests ♡♥︎

Music: heavy metal, alternative, indie (rock, sometimes pop), old country (not new country. I recently learned that there was a difference) folk, classical, electronic (NOT EDM), hard rock, punk

Fandoms (movies, shows, games): Baldur’s Gate 3, Postal (1997/1, 2, 3, 4, Brain Damaged), CoD, FNAF, Outlast (The Outlast Trials), etc.), Dragon Age (DA, DA:O, DA2, DA:I, DA:V, etc.), Dispatch, Death Stranding, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, Steven Universe, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Voltron

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@politically-incorrect-stardew

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I want to make art but I also want to lightly season some ham

[i-am-a-fish]

did they just send a wave that gave every single person in the world neck pain or was I the only one hit by it

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My New Year’s resolution!!

get man

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My favorite fucking website

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My low IQ idiot friend: im growing an apple tree in my backyard. Fuji - my absolute favorite. You sho...

Me, genius, visibly thinking extremely hard, not paying attention to a word he's saying: *apple tree ... apple ... worm ... worm HOLE ... apple car ... apple shaped car ... worm driving apple car*

Me, now having decided on how to respond: I wish id never met you. I wisb youd never been born

[ghostslollipop]

price and gaz have an erotic shaving kink and LOVE shaving their partners. finds how trusting their partner is with them wielding a sharp razor around their intimate parts extremely attractive and loves to fuck you post shave.

simon and soap are bush defenders until the day they die. they would rather die in the magical rainforest from lack of air than be face to face with a hairless cooch. soap lowkey keeps a ruler handy because he wants to measure your pubes each time you see him so he can track your progress. simon is just happy to have someone crazy enough to let him near their cooch.

[forestshadow-wolf]

I really honestly wish I could gripe about Generative AI without sounding like one of those "the immigrants are stealing our jobs" blokes

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The Illuminati and Bermuda Triangle are most definitely having sex

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THIS SCARED THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF ME THIS MORNING

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GUYS GUYS GUYS THEORY

FORTNITE LIONEL MESSI LOOKS LIKE METRO MAN

AND METRO MAN LOOKS LIKE MARKIPLIER

AND BOTH MARKIPLIER AND MESSI START WITH M

MESSI AND MARKIPLIER ARE THE SAME PERSON

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Why Wikipedia talking like “she worked alone for fifteen summers”

Just use years bro I’m so tired I just need the info it doesn’t have to be pretty

[staytrueblue]

I guarantee one of the 141 vapes and Price is so embarrassed by them enjoying that fruity shit instead of a classy high class cigar..:until he secretly takes a puff of raspberry or iced mint one of the guys left and he cannot get enough of the taste…so he ends up secretly buying his own and sneaking puffs in his office.

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I’d feel bad for bacon if it had nerves

Or just about any food

And what if their nerves were accompanied by the ability to scream

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CHAT I JUST FOUND OUT SAUSAGES APPARENTLY SCREAM WHEN YOU COOK THEM

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But like what if apples shrieked and cried when you devoured them

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WAIT

If I took videos of the sausages screaming but like kept it a black screen then posted on the dark web

Would people like buy it if I marketed it as the screams of the innocent

Or I mean like saying I’m torturing people but I’m actually just cooking sausages

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I’d feel bad for bacon if it had nerves

Or just about any food

And what if their nerves were accompanied by the ability to scream

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CHAT I JUST FOUND OUT SAUSAGES APPARENTLY SCREAM WHEN YOU COOK THEM

[the-boof]

But like what if apples shrieked and cried when you devoured them

[the-boof]

I’d feel bad for bacon if it had nerves

Or just about any food

And what if their nerves were accompanied by the ability to scream

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CHAT I JUST FOUND OUT SAUSAGES APPARENTLY SCREAM WHEN YOU COOK THEM

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I’d feel bad for bacon if it had nerves

Or just about any food

And what if their nerves were accompanied by the ability to scream

[ask-lieutriley-deactivated20251]

papa.

if you were to ever have children, would you expect them to go into the military?

- roach lover

fuck no. on the off chance i ever have kids, i'd want them to pursue something they love. not the bloody army

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WHAT IF THEY LOVE THE ARMYYY RAAAAHHH

(Much love)