Boof

20’s He/Him

[the-boof]

You ever try so hard to stop crying you just end up screaming and yelling some incoherent mess while you’re sobbing and it’s so much worse

[the-boof]

I feel like Oh from Home because istg I’m the only one going over the mistake limit

[underratedsexymen]

Warden Wrath from "The Owl House"

How could I NOT THO???

It's not all characters from obscure/unloved media. Warden Wrath is such a DILF. And yet he has not even a fraction of the fandom Emperor Belos or Hunter have. For shame.

Where is this man's stanndom?

Wrestling Champion

Devoted father

Gets crushes on bad girls. Wants a partner. Deserves one.

Big. Can hug you forever

Freakin Plague doctor up in here

-is a cop. Boo.

Hopefully he went ACAB after Belos.

[the-boof]

Tried working on my side profiles n I think these sketches are alright enough to post

This isn’t any specific dude—it just came out how it came out. Let my hand do whatever it wanted so I guess this is kind of a doodle in a sense

[and-fishing-equipment]

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly

[sid-the-dog]

Wish a cute boy would punch me in the face and give me a nose bleed. Wrestle me down to the dirty grass and shove your knee in my back. Twist my arm around and hold me in place. I can feel your boner on my ass and I grind backwards against you.

You're not a fag so when you fuck me it's hard and rough and we both leave with bruises and bloody knuckles.

[the-boof]

You fuck your hands up so bad that you can’t bring yourself to try jerking off

The bandaids help cover the wounds but you’re worried they’re too rough for what you want to do

Not like you can put much pressure on them, anyways. Can barely close your hand

So you’re just suffering and sitting and wondering what sin you must have committed for God to punish you like this

[endoanarchy]

Dear trans people, especially transmascs:

DO NOT let radfems scare you out of bottom surgery. YOU are the one who gets to make that decision not them. Phalloplasty and metoidioplasty are not scary, they are not ugly, it is not bad to want or get bottom surgery.

There is more to phallo and metoidio than scary directly post op surgery photos. PLEASE go look at r/phallo and r/metoidioplasty I promise you won't regret doing so. Please talk to your surgeons and other trans people directly about the recovery process. Bottom surgery is not gross. It's not a "fake" dick. And cis men get phalloplasty too. Phalloplasty was actually created specifically for cis men with genital injuries, originally.

There's a lot of TERFs, Radfems, and various bigots in the phallo and metoidio tags and I just want you guys to know that their opinions should have 0 effect on your choice. Block them. Starve them of air. They're looking to scare people, to scare you and demonize bottom surgery and other trans people out of supporting us.

Phalloplasty and metoidioplasty look fucking great and anyone who says otherwise and anyone who body shames you for having or wanting either of them can suck it.

[i-am-a-fish]

did they just send a wave that gave every single person in the world neck pain or was I the only one hit by it

[the-boof]

My New Year’s resolution!!

get man

[omegaversereloaded]

My favorite fucking website

[omegaversereloaded]

My low IQ idiot friend: im growing an apple tree in my backyard. Fuji - my absolute favorite. You sho...

Me, genius, visibly thinking extremely hard, not paying attention to a word he's saying: *apple tree ... apple ... worm ... worm HOLE ... apple car ... apple shaped car ... worm driving apple car*

Me, now having decided on how to respond: I wish id never met you. I wisb youd never been born

[forestshadow-wolf]

I really honestly wish I could gripe about Generative AI without sounding like one of those "the immigrants are stealing our jobs" blokes

[the-boof]

The Illuminati and Bermuda Triangle are most definitely having sex

[the-boof]

GUYS GUYS GUYS THEORY

FORTNITE LIONEL MESSI LOOKS LIKE METRO MAN

AND METRO MAN LOOKS LIKE MARKIPLIER

AND BOTH MARKIPLIER AND MESSI START WITH M

MESSI AND MARKIPLIER ARE THE SAME PERSON

[the-boof]

Why Wikipedia talking like “she worked alone for fifteen summers”

Just use years bro I’m so tired I just need the info it doesn’t have to be pretty

[staytrueblue]

I guarantee one of the 141 vapes and Price is so embarrassed by them enjoying that fruity shit instead of a classy high class cigar..:until he secretly takes a puff of raspberry or iced mint one of the guys left and he cannot get enough of the taste…so he ends up secretly buying his own and sneaking puffs in his office.

[the-boof]

I’d feel bad for bacon if it had nerves

Or just about any food

And what if their nerves were accompanied by the ability to scream

[the-boof]

CHAT I JUST FOUND OUT SAUSAGES APPARENTLY SCREAM WHEN YOU COOK THEM

[the-boof]

But like what if apples shrieked and cried when you devoured them

[the-boof]

WAIT

If I took videos of the sausages screaming but like kept it a black screen then posted on the dark web

Would people like buy it if I marketed it as the screams of the innocent

Or I mean like saying I’m torturing people but I’m actually just cooking sausages