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Hullo, Followers! (For the Night Crowd)
Firstly, I want to thank you lot for following this ridiculous little blog with its ridiculous-yet-cool title. This is a side project of mine but I am fairly passionate about it (because books).
You may have noticed that the URL has changed slightly, though. Thatâs because Iâve decided to move the blog to its own separate account. Up until now I was running it as a secondary blog off of my personal account, and secondary blogs come with a set of restrictions, the main one being that they cannot follow other blogs. Thatâs been okay with me up until recently, because I realized I want this blog to keep growing and become part of the bookish community here on Tumblr, and while you could do that with a secondary blog, it would be much more of a hassle â not to mention confusing. Opening an independent account to just seemed to be the most sensible idea.
Iâve spent the vast majority of the morning working on that. Iâve managed to move most of the content and everything seems to be running okay.
Anyway, this message is essentially to let you guys know that if were still interested in following this little project of mine you are more than welcome to. I kept the same URL obviously, so the Bookbeard blog can still be found at http://thebookbeard.tumblr.com.
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Hullo, Followers!
Firstly, I want to thank you lot for following this ridiculous little blog with its ridiculous-yet-cool title. This is a side project of mine but I am fairly passionate about it (because books).
You may have noticed that the URL has changed slightly, though. Thatâs because Iâve decided to move the blog to its own separate account. Up until now I was running it as a secondary blog off of my personal account, and secondary blogs come with a set of restrictions, the main one being that they cannot follow other blogs. Thatâs been okay with me up until recently, because I realized I want this blog to keep growing and become part of the bookish community here on Tumblr, and while you could do that with a secondary blog, it would be much more of a hassle -- not to mention confusing. Opening an independent account to just seemed to be the most sensible idea.
Iâve spent the vast majority of the morning working on that. Iâve managed to move most of the content and everything seems to be running okay.
Anyway, this message is essentially to let you guys know that if were still interested in following this little project of mine you are more than welcome to. I kept the same URL obviously, so the Bookbeard blog can still be found at http://thebookbeard.tumblr.com.
Thanks again! Hope to keep seeing you.
Book Bags by Krukrustudio
Moscow-based indie boutique Krukrustudio is known for their wide collection of bags, which resemble cute trinkets or unique memorabilia. Krukrustudioâs pieces have transformed classic literature novels into an elaborate purse design which has a book cover and title page. Among these books, you will find classic lit favorites, which include Vladimir Nabokovâs Lolita and Jane Austenâs Pride and Prejudice. Find more book bags on her etsy shop here.
book jacket illustration for Houghton Mifflin Harcourtâs Vengeance Road by Erin Bowman!
Water on Mars!
Did you hear? New findings from our Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter (MRO) provide the strongest evidence yet that liquid water flows intermittently on present-day Mars.
Using an imaging spectrometer on MRO, we found hydrated minerals on slopes where mysterious streaks are seen on Mars. One thing that researchers noticed was that the darkish streaks appear to ebb and flow over time. During warm seasons, they darken and then fade in cooler seasons.
When discovered in 2010, these downhill flows known as recurring slope lineae (RSL) were thought to be related to liquid water. With the recent spectral detection of molecular water, weâre able to say itâs likely a shallow subsurface flow explains the darkening.
Mars is so cold, how could liquid water flow there? Great question! Since this liquid water is briny, the freezing point would be lower than that of pure water. Also, these saline slopes appear on Mars when temperatures are above minus 10 degrees Fahrenheit (minus 23 Celsius).
The dark, narrow streaks flowing downhill in the below image are roughly the length of a football field.
So thereâs water, but how much? Currently we think this area has a very small amount of water, probably just enough to wet the top layer of the surface of Mars. The streaks are around four to five meters wide and 200 to 300 meters long.
Could humans drink this water? The salts in the water appear to be perchlorates, so you probably wouldnât want to drink the water. It would most likely be very salty and would need to be purified before human consumption.
PerchlorateâŠWhat is that? A perchlorate is a salt that absorbs water from the air. Learn more about how itâs helping us unlock the mysteries of Mars in this video:
Whatâs next? We want to look for more locations where brine flows may occur. We have only covered 3% of Mars at resolutions high enough to see these features.
For more information on the Mars announcement, visit our Journey to Mars landing page. There is also a full recap of the press conference HERE, and a short recap below.
Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space: http://nasa.tumblr.com
Just after I finish reading The Martian, too.
You are welcome, everybody.
Annie and John Glenn are my favorite couple thus far, but I got to give it up to the Carpenters for being stylish as hell.
Edward Gorey, 1987
I read The Right Stuff ages ago and so I've forgotten a lot of the details, but I like to think I retained some of the more important ones. Further reading: Why Alan Shepard Had to Pee In His Space Suit
Patrick deWitt, Undermajordomo Minor
As many of you know, I was a huge, huge fan of deWittâs last novel, The Sisters Brothers â it was my very favorite book I read in 2013.Â
I was so excited for his new one â I didnât read anything about it before it came out, I didnât read reviews, or any interviews, IÂ didnât even watch the trailer (see below) that closely because I wanted to go into it completely cold, without priming. I simply pre-ordered it and waited.Â
I had a class in college called âCreativity and Culture,â and one of the assignments was to read a ton of fairy tales and then write one. This book read like that assignment if a super, super talented writer took it on. Iâm not really sure what the hell to think of it!Â
That said, deWitt is a master at pacing. One of the things I love about him is that he has a âlitâryâ sensibility â you can sense that his influences are pretty highbrow â but the way he writes, the way he chunks his writing and sets up dialogue, is almost more like a âcommercialâ or âpopularâ writer, like Elmore Leonard. So, even if I was a bit bewildered by the book, I sailed through it, because of the structure. He spins a tale.
My sense, after reading the book, is that it was written by a writer who was like, âFuck it, I canât write Sisters Brothers, Pt. Two, so I gotta just write whatever Iâm interested in, and let the chips fall where they may.âÂ
After I finished the book, of course, I sought out all those reviews and interviews I previously avoided to try to figure out what I had read.Â
I was interested to find out that the novel was, indeed, written in response to his previous success, and that he was working on a novel set in contemporary times about a man in finance, but eventually he got so bored he threw it out, and became interested in writing a folk tale like the ones he read to his son at night:Â
If you read Jewish fables, central and eastern European fables, the sheer quality of the storytelling is very high. They do so much in the space of a few pages. They are often strange, bleak, bizarre, and twisted. They are very funny. Itâs just really rich material.
It just seemed approachable to me in a way and a nice antidote to this banker book. To go from someone obsessed with numbers to something so much freer and so much more strange and magical. I was so relieved to leave the world of high finance.
In this Buzzfeed interview, dewitt points out that the success of Sisters really put him in a tight spot:Â
About a year after I got back from Paris, I became really self-aware. I realised that this book was going to be scrutinised to a degree that I wasnât used to, owing to the success of The Sisters Brothers. If I failed, I was going to be failing publicly, on a large stage. It was really crippling for a while.â
Daniel Handler has a very smart âtakeâ on it:Â
The book feels like a take on a certain genre â and letâs figure out what the genre is in a minute â but Iâm suspicious of that phrasing, a take, which is often used to draw a divisive line. It is said, for instance, that Margaret Atwood does a take on science fiction and therefore is a literary writer instead of a science fiction writer, and then we wonder why there are so few science fiction writers who write as well as Margaret Atwood, while the science fiction writers glare at us and order another round. This is bad. âThe Handmaidâs Taleâ is science fiction and should not be disqualified as such on the grounds that it has good sentences and makes you think, as does the work of Patrick deWitt. Therefore, âUndermajordomo Minorâ is a terrific piece of genre writing, and thatâs that.
The book trailer is quite perfect, actually:Â
My recommendation: read Sisters Brothers first, and if you love that, check out this new one.
Filed under: my reading year 2015
Nice! I devoured The Sisters Brothers a couple of years ago so Iâm very much looking forward to this.
Also, that Buzzfeed interview has some pretty choice quotes (accompanied by pretty choice graphics) I mean:
and also
Keep doing you, deWitt.
First of all, I apologize for this post being a bit late. I was JUST ABOUT to upload it when the internet at my house cut out. This should not have been a surprise, given all the various technical difficulties in the US yesterdayâŠ
Anyways⊠todayâs comic deals with one of the more interesting topics in contemporary Shakespeare studies: Original Pronunciation!
O.P. and the amazing ways in which it has been reconstructed, deserve a lot more space than six stick-figure comic panels, but hey, barbarically reducing things of great literary and scholarly merit to their bare bones is kind of my âthingâ. At the very least, now you know that when Hamlet tries to rhyme âmoveâ and âloveâ, itâs not actually him pretending to be mad.
The super-linguist in question is David Crystal, whose praises I repeatedly sung. In his O.P. endeavors he has been ably assisted by his son, Ben Crystal, an actor who, armed with Shakespeareâs O.P., can make the prologue of Romeo and Juliet sound sexier and more piratical than you could have ever imagined. If you donât believe, just take a listen:
Seriously. Thatâs gorgeous. Hereâs a longer video, featuring Papa Crystal and Ben at the Globe:
Itâs easy to get snobbish about Shakespeare and to believe it works only when performed in the elegantly trained received pronunciation of an Ian McKellen or a Benedict Cumberbatch. But, as the Crystals point out, received pronunciation is even further away from Shakespeareâs original accent than American are from it.
Shakespeare can be performed in any accent. English, Welsh, Scottish, American, Canadian, Singaporean, I donât care. His words still have immense power. However, when you hear it spoken in O.P., you really get a sense of what it must have been like for those first groundlings at the first Globe Theatre.
So, this old post has picked up about 700 new notes in the past couple days, which makes me happy because the world needs (a) more appreciation of OP, and (b) more appreciation of the Magnificent Linguistic Crystals. Here, let me add on a couple more links:
Passion in Practice - Theatre company founded by Ben Crystal, does awesome OP productions. Or at least I assume theyâre awesome, but they havenât come on tour to Michigan yet. Whatâs up with that, Ben?
Original Pronunciation - Site run by the Crystals, including tons of great resources for people who want to learn OP. Â
This is very timely as I just finished reading Daniel Fromson's Finding Shakespeare a couple of days ago. It's ostensibly the story about one man's quest to produce a US run of every Shakespeare play in OP. Admittedly that conceit is quickly taken over about halfway through, when the story becomes more about the man behind the proposed productions -- one Hamilton Meadows -- who, it turns out, has lived a fascinating, often tragic (but never boring) kind of life. The story still includes enough illuminating information about OP to be relevant to this, though. David Crystal features quite heavily in some segments, for instance, as he was approached by Meadows to help him in his endeavor. And there is a particular bit I found totally fascinating in the beginning which talks about the residents of Tangier, a small island off the coast of Virginia, whose peculiar accent has been said to resemble that of Elizabethan English (spoiler alert: not really). It's a beautiful, bittersweet read, and I recommend it to anybody. (It's available as a Kindle Single for $1.99 and it is honestly worth every single cent.)
The Martian by Andy Weir
Everything tells us that we should be overwhelmed by our accelerating future thatâs happening faster than we can prepare for. But Stewart Brand said 'we are as gods and might as well get good at it,â and he said that forty-seven years ago, the year I was born. And we are monsters, and might as well admit it: weâre pursuit predators who can heal almost any wound, show up just when you think weâve gone away, and weâll attempt to have sex with pretty much anything in the universe. Donât be afraid of the future. We will never die, we can do everything we ever want, and we love stories more than anything. Stories are magic, magic is science, and science is what makes us human. Donât be bored, and donât be afraid. The future is coming, and weâre going to win.
-- Warren Ellis
Iâm fucked, and Iâm going to die!
-- Mark Watney in The Martian by Andy Weir
I pretty much loved this fucking book.
A Moebius drawing (India ink, gouache & watercolour) for Francis Carsacâs Les Robinsons du Cosmos. (1970)
"The dwarves, basically, won't kiss Sleeping Beauty because they can sense powerful magic. The queen is bold, and she's an adventuress, and she says, 'Right, if you're not going to do it, I'll step in and do the job.' Traditionally, of course, it would be Prince Charming, but--" "There are no princes in this, and if there are, they wouldn't be charming." -- Chris Riddell and Neil Gaiman, discussing the illustrations for The Sleeper and the Spindle.
The Sleeper and the Spindle was just released in the US this week by HarperCollins, who brought out these lovely videos featuring illustrator Chris Riddell and writer Neil Gaiman discussing the story to commemorate the occasion. I bought it when it came out in the UK almost a year ago -- but I have not yet read it. Mostly because every time I pick it up I spent most of my time admiring the illustrations and the overall design of the book, which is NONE MORE GORGEOUS. (Translucent covers sort of make my life, even if they are awfully fragile.)
Once Upon an Alphabet tells 26 cute stories, one for each letter of the ABCâs
Once Upon an Alphabet by Oliver Jeffers Philomel 2014, 112 pages, 9.2 x 12.6 x 0.7 inches $19 Buy one on Amazon
Once Upon an Alphabet centers on a concept so simple that youâll probably wonder, âWhy didnât I think of that!?â when you read it. Itâs a collection of cute stories for every letter of the alphabet. All the way from âA - An Astronautâ to âZ - Zeppelin,â youâll meet a cast of charming characters (some who pop up in multiple stories) dealing with humorous problems. The stories feature Jeffersâ signature quirky humor, like having an astronaut who desperately wants to go into space but is too afraid of heights. Since letters are the focus of each story, Jeffers often uses devices like alliteration to fill the story with as many instances of that letter as possible (âD - Danger Delilahâ is one excellent example). This makes the stories a great letter recognition tool.
Jeffers employs his usual illustration style, a unique look that made books like The Day the Crayons Quit so recognizable. Each page is delightfully childlike, drawn in what appears to be a mix of watercolors and crayons. It feels like Jeffers is trying to capture the way children draw. He makes great use of colors so that every picture pops. Most stories start with one big two-page illustration, and the large size of the pages further emphasizes the scope of the artwork.
At 112 pages, Once Upon an Alphabet is pretty big for a childrenâs book. Itâs likely not something youâll read the whole way through every time (though if your children are anything like mine, they might insist, because âthe alphabet doesnât stop at âHâ, Dadâ). The tradeoff is that each story is only about three pages long, so you can read a couple at a time, or jump around the book to cherrypick your childâs favorite stories. However you choose to read it, Once Upon an Alphabet is a book you will likely revisit over and over as itâs both enjoyable for kids and a great way to reinforce letter learning. â Alex Strine
September 24, 2015
furiosa vs. tropes for women in action
This is the second in a series of posts about Mad Max: Fury Road. All contain spoilers.
Read Part 1, a general review of the movie, here.
Read part 3, about Max, here.
Mad Max: Fury Road has already inspired some of the most intense fandom Iâve seen, and been part of, in years. I think itâs partially due to the sheer intensity of the sensory and emotional experience the movie delivers. But letâs be honest. A lot of it is due to Furiosa.
The character has already inspired an outpouring of fan art and cosplay. Even among movie fans who arenât part of those scenes, people who love her REALLY love her. (And I wholeheartedly include myself in this category.) I canât remember the last time that multiple, grown-ass adults on my Facebook feed had profile pictures referencing a movie character. Several of themâmen and womenâhave this one:
Art by Hugo Dourado.
Why has Furiosa inspired so much passion? I think a lot of it has to do with the way she blows a giant flaming hole in the standard images for women in action films.
While recent years have given us some fantastic action heroines, they tend to be confined within a few set tropes, with remarkably little variation.
Of course, by far the most common trope for women in action is still to be the person being rescuedâto be the prize the protagonist, usually a man, gets at the end of the journey. There are whole franchises built around this concept. I think we can all agree thatâs boring and not worthy of a blog post.
But even among women characters who have agency in action moviesâas protagonists or as villainsâthere are still some basic patterns that recur again and again. In particular, there are three basic templates that a large majority of female action characters fall into. The point is not that these tropes, in and of themselves, are wrong. Itâs that theyâre often all there is.
1. The Girl Hero
This is the default trope for YA. Katniss in The Hunger Games, Tris in DivergentâŠyouâve seen it many times.
Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games
The Girl Hero is virginal (often unusually non-sexual for a teenager). Sheâs usually small or skinny, sometimes for a logical reason (Katniss grew up starving), sometimes not so much. She seems like an underdog, but proves to be surprisingly good at violence and/or have some unique skill, and through her bravery and grit takes on foes much bigger than she is.
Tris, Divergent
It should be said that plenty of male YA characters share these characteristicsâHarry Potter is also small and skinny, a novice in the world of magic, but unusually skilled at a few things. He doesnât win his battles through physical strength, but through cleverness and bravery. And thereâs an understandable appeal in having a scrawny underdog, of any gender, turn out to be a hero, especially in a book or movie geared toward young people. But with a few exceptions (see: Tamora Pierce) the Girl Hero with these qualities is THE template for young women in action/fantasy/sci-fi/speculative fiction.
2. The Sexpot
When the Girl Hero grows up, she can be properly objectified as a different trope, the Sexpot.
Lara Croft: poster girl for this trope
Youâve all seen this trope in the many, many superhero and comic book movies that are currently squirting out of the studio pipeline. Sheâs that one token woman on the team with four guys.
Yeah, that one.
The Sexpot gets to fightâand sometimes even gets artfully bloody and dirtyâbut she has to do it in a latex suit and while appearing cool and sleek and having a good hair day. (She has long hair, so she can flip it, and so weâre extra sure sheâs a girl.)Â Her fight style is extra bendy and flippy and maybe when we break out the slow motion. She may use her sexiness as a weapon (a la Black Widow) or it may be just a bonus quality. She can be powerful, but only if we can look at her conventionally attractive body move around in tight clothing while itâs happening.
3. The Ice Queen
The Ice Queen is almost always the trope for female villains. She sits at the top of some kind of power structureâa state or a criminal enterpriseâissuing commands to her minions but rarely doing the violence herself. Sheâs probably got a sharp suit or a uniform and a severe haircut.Â
Delacourt, the villain of Elysium.
Sheâs allowed to be older than 35.
President Coin, Mockingjay
The Ice Queen has institutional power but rarely fights; physicality is the low pursuit of men in her world. She may be smart, crafty and manipulative, but she will not punch you in the face. Sheâll snap her fingers and get someone else to do it, although she may sit on the edge of her desk to watch.
Jeanine, the villain of Divergent
Maya, Zero Dark Thirtyâan Ice Queen protagonist, sort of
The point here is not that thereâs no variation on these themes. And there have been iconic female action characters who stood totally outside them before. Alienâs Ellen Ripley and Linda Hamilton as the original Sarah Connor in Terminator 2, doing pull-ups on her mental hospital bed frame, come to mind as the most obvious.
But itâs striking how often the women that do exist in the thriller, action, sci-fi and speculative fiction film universe fall into one of these three boxes. Which is why any character who doesnât map onto one of these templates is so exciting.
Hereâs Furiosa.
She fights a hell of a lot. She does not flip her hair.
Sheâs intensely physical, but you never get the sense that her fights are choreographed to perform her sexuality for you. Theyâre choreographed for her to fucking win.
When Max shows up, they have a knock-down, drag-out fight with each other. Max doesnât pull any punches. Why? Because he makes no assumptions that sheâd be less lethal to him than a man. They beat the shit out of each other in a big, messy, grunty, scrabbly fight.
For significant portions of the movie, Furiosa is driving a truck, which means Charlize Theron is essentially acting from the biceps up. You literally cannot look at her boobs. You have to look at her face.
She gets to be dirty. Really really dirty. This picture alone highlights how weird it is that all the other women above are so clean.
She gets to be ugly and make weird faces in the middle of fighting.
She gets to yell and be angry the way one might be in the middle of a nonstop road battle when youâre full of adrenaline because youâre fighting for your life.
In short, she gets to look like an actual person who is actually fighting, instead of a statue that can do a back walkover with the help of a wire rig.
So itâs hardly surprising that sheâs racked up a lot of fans. She takes all the images of clean, pretty, carefully sexualized women weâre used to seeing, even in action, rips them to shreds, sets them on fire and then drives over them with an 18-wheeler.
This is all even more remarkable given that Furiosa is played by an actress who is very feminine-presenting in her everyday life. Charlize Theron is one of the very few actresses whoâs been allowed to pick roles where she radically changes her gender presentation.
Here she is in Aeon Flux, playing about the most Sexpot-y character imaginable:
Here she is in Monster:
I think there are a lot more actresses out there who could take on these kinds of transformations, radically altering the way they look, move, and perform their gender, the way male stars do all the time. But the equivalent depth and diversity of roles for women just doesnât exist in Hollywood right now.
Furiosaâs popularity shows how starved we are for images of women who are actually powerful and physical in the same ways that men get to be in blockbuster after blockbuster after blockbuster. Itâs not that all the images of women in action have to look like thisâitâs just that we hardly ever see a female fighter who looks this way. Furiosa reminds us that there is so much more out there than weâre getting in terms of what women can do and look like on screen.