1: Favorite thing about your favorite Evita's portrayal?
2: Least favorite thing about your favorite Evita's portrayal?
3: A hot guy across the bar says "'sup? You down to clown?" Which line from the show do you use to reject him?
4: Current political leader who deserves a musical of their own
5: What happened in those 17 years?
6: Replace a word, ruin a lyric
7: Is "Evita" good, so bad it's good, good for mocking, or just not good?
8: FMK: Elaine/Patti/Elena
9: What high concept will you use to stage the next revival? We all can't make the cast play instruments.
10: Replace a word, improve a lyric.
11: FMK: Tim Rice/ALW/Hal Prince
12: Sondheim needs help! Which song do you cut from "Pacific Overtures" and what song from Evita do replace it with?
13: "Eva's Lament" should be a full-blown aria? Agree/Disagree?
14: Which tumblr user is most likely the lady herself?
15: Is "Evita" misogynistic?
16: You are confronted by five Eva look-a-likes. Who's the real Eva?
17: Is Eva surprisingly good for YOU?
18: Which European country heckles you?
19: Rob Marshall-ize the show
20: Do you legitimately like "Evita?"
21: Tim Rice lyric that makes the most sense?
22: Tim Rice lyric that makes the least sense? (Please limit yourself to one)
23: Which Sondheim character is most like the Spiritual Leader?
24: Eva showdown: who would win in a fight? Patti's Eva? Elaine's? Madonna's?
25: Which song do you add an unnecessarily long dance number to?
26: A random person on the street pinches your ass. Which line do you use to tell off this sexual predator?
27: Song most likely to become a gay dance club anthem?
28: Shady Pines Nursing Home is putting on a benefit production. Which elderly celebrity do you cast as Eva?
30: FMK: the middle classes/balcony of the Casa Rosada/the Foundation Eva Peron
31: Which American First Lady deserves a musical of her own?
32: Which line does the governor of Texas use to create an abstinence-only sex ed ad?
33: Age when you first became aware that this show existed