here to be gay and deranged

kelsey. she/her. 18+. sweet and salty. largely in my nirvanna the band era.

[mothmanssidepiece]

my best friend is learning japanese and within a week she doesn’t know “help” or “emergency” but she does know “do you want to get drunk today”

[mothmanssidepiece]

i know absolutely nothing about australian geography so the reveal that Darwin is basically Australian Florida is incredibly enlightening to Eddie's whole deal in a way that might have reformed how i saw her if i knew that in season 1 (in a good way)

[therealkittobitto]

Little NTBTS web graphics I made!! Feel free to use without credit :3

[shore-birds]

everybody get more danger days RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

[gayrandalgraves]

hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

[yenvengerberg]

RHAENICENT + hands

[kuken-i-buken]

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

[spingleberb]

girlvanna the band

[eldritchbuddy]

little guys

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[graff-aganda]

go my accumulated doodles

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[helenarth]

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

[itseasytoremember]

I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts

[transexualpirate]

sitcoms are so infinitely comforting to me

[transexualpirate]

there's something SO soft and safe about "everyday is going to be a new and fun adventure with my friends for the rest of our lives" no matter how bizarre the sitcom is it won't stop being comforting on a very emotional level

[parkchanwoohoo]

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

[alysmond]

My boy. I'm here.

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Season 2, Episode 4 | Season 3, Episode 4

[queenrhaenyras]

MIDSOMMAR (2019) dir. Ari Aster