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Hiding cause mom turned on the big light.

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GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! I AM NOW THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 4 YEARS OLD!!!

In celebration, here is the first picture my mom ever took of me!!

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Inconspicuously waiting for mother to refill my feeding ledge

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Mother is threatening to make me do my job. Maybe if I just look at her really intensely she’ll stop crying.

#emotional support animal #bug the crested gecko #crested geckos #crestie #reptiles #gecko #lizard #reptiblr #working lizard #little working man

I present to you my latest master piece.

I call it: Smeared food on smudged glass.

#crested geckos #is this the same thing as making my mom a macaroni necklace?#crestie #reptiles #bug the crested gecko #gecko #lizard #reptiblr #artist #food art

GUYS IF YOU SAW ME REBLOG MUPPET JOKER POSTS I AM SO SORRY MOM DIDN’T SWITCH TO HER PROFILE!!! I AM SO SORRY FATHER STRANGE

#muppet joker #strange aeons #i am so sorry

Hi sir

How have you been? It's been a while since I've seen you

With regard,

Hamilton

Hello Hamilton!

I am very well thank you, mother recently went on a trip and took my iPad with her so I was unable to post :( she has returned now though so expect to see much more of me!! >:D

P.s. mother said to say you are very handsome.

#crested geckos #crestie #reptiles #bug the crested gecko #gecko #lizard #ask the lad #ask the lizard #ask bug #reptiblr #reptile

(This is a lie I turned three in July but mom thought it was cute)

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HI GUYS, my mom’s a bad bitch and is working hard in the final stretch of her college semester so she hasn’t had a chance to take thousands of pictures of me (rude I know). SO in the mean time she’ll be posting some older pictures of me! Hope you all enjoy my greatness!

#crested geckos #crestie #reptiles #lizard #herpetology #bug the crested gecko #reptiblr

bunnyandthemonster

The monster behaves well.. when my guard is down, he steals my bread loaf from the table.

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BROS THIS IS MY COUSIN

Hey, I know things seem pretty bleak right now, but remember that there are people out there who love you. Even if you think otherwise you are wrong, because I love you. You matter to me. And if you don’t want to listen to me, that’s fine, I’ll just do what I do best and take a fat shit on your hand.

Love,

Bug

#crested geckos #crestie #reptiles #us politics #mental health #gecko #election 2024 #2024 election #us elections

Guys my mom has no friends so she made me dress up with her for Halloween.

#crested geckos #gravity falls #crestie #mable pines #gravity falls mabel #gravity falls waddles #reptiles #halloween #halloween costumes #happy halloween #waddles the pig

BOOP THE BOI

#hi I’m bug #boop me peasants #crested gecko #I thrive on affection #crestie #boop o meter #tumblr boops #reptiles #reptiblr #crested geckos

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