Contractually Obligated Stupidity

[the-butler-incorrect]

*pre-contract*

Sebastian Michaelis: They say if you seek revenge, you should dig two graves.

Ciel Phantomhive: That's a stupid fucking quote.

Ciel Phantomhive: I'm going to kill way more than two people.

[postmortem-zine]

Staff,

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[the-butler-incorrect]

Sebastian Michalis: Where is the Young Master?

Undertaker: Why should I tell you?

Sebastian Michalis: Because I asked politely, and I only do that once.

[postmortem-zine]

Dearly Indentured,

We at London Dispatch are happy to announce the upcoming Postmortem Zine. Keep an eye out for our upcoming Writer, Artist & Merch Applications Opening August 21st.

More Information about Postmortem can be found on our website and at our twitter.

Regards,

Management.

[the-butler-incorrect]

Ciel Phantomhive: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Prince Soma: Suppose?!

Sieglinde Sullivan: Tendency?!

Elizabeth Midford: A bit?!

[the-butler-incorrect]

Do you like the Grim Reapers of Black Butler?

If so, I highly recommend checking out the Postmortem Zine!

This Zine will focus on the Grim Reapers of Kuroshitsuji.

Interest Checks & Mod Applications are currently open, so if you have an interest in participating or purchasing a Zine Dedicated to the overworked & underpaid members of Grim Reaper Dispatch, please check out our event a the above links.

[crazyvik97]

Was in the mood to do some comic strips again :') -> Credit goes to @the-butler-incorrect !!

on instagram :3

[the-butler-incorrect]

Incredible!

I love it! 🤩

[the-butler-incorrect]

Ciel Phantomhive: I don’t know what to do with it.

Sieglinde Sullivan: With what?

Ciel Phantomhive: All the love I used to have for Lizzy. I don’t know where to put it now...

Sieglinde Sullivan: I’ll take it.

Ciel Phantomhive: Heh. Thanks, Witch.

Sieglinde Sullivan: I’m serious. It sounds lovely. I’ll have it.

[the-butler-incorrect]

Sebastian Michaelis: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife my way through this one.

Ciel Phantomhive: Manslaughter it is.

[the-butler-incorrect]

*During their academy days*

William T. Spears: Oh no, you don't want to befriend me. I'm a handful.

Grell excitedly: I have two hands!

[the-butler-incorrect]

"When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's 'intelligent' and 'really cool' but when I do it I'm 'petty' and 'need to move on.'"

– Ciel Phantomhive

[the-butler-incorrect]

Ronald Knox: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to solve this.

Grell Sutcliff: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely" and after the word "violent," include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire."

[the-butler-incorrect]

Sebastian Michaelis: I've caught this stupid disease because of Agni.

Bardroy: For the last time Sebastian, feelings are not an illness!

[the-butler-incorrect]

Sebastian Michaelis: I'm gonna take you out.

Grell Sutcliff: Okay, it's a date.

Sebastian Michaelis: I meant that as a threat.

[the-butler-incorrect]

Undertaker: Contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy.

Vincent Phantomhive: You don't often hear "popular" and "decapitation" in the same sentence.

[the-butler-incorrect]

William T Spears: I understand you did some horrible things while you were alive-

Grell Sutcliff: Bold of you to assume death has stopped me, but do go on.

[the-butler-incorrect]

Ciel Phantomhive: Hey can you do a weird favour for me without asking difficult questions?

Prince Soma: Is that not the bedrock upon which our friendship is founded?