“Do you ever wonder why no one's taking it out...?”
Information:
• One week in real life is one day in Yokohama. (Not doing posts every Monday because I'm tired and get no sleep)
• Expect art every now and then (rarely), because [admin | he/they] likes drawing.
A Mysterious Camera set in the middle of Yokohama. What could ever go wrong?
yet ANOTHER ask blog inspired by @edogawaxranpo, and the rest of the ensemble. The premise of this one is a little different, though, since this is all of Yokohama, not just one organization.
→ internal-organisation interaction as well as external. You'll find all sorts of people brought together by the Camera
→ Almost every character in the series. Since this blog is placed after the whole Fyodor incident, the changes made to canon are:
Fyodor and Fukuchi are dead.
Sigma is part of the ADA
Bram is protected by the police due to his dangerous ability, but can practically roam around freely.
The guild reformed and moved back to the west (-sans of Lucy, she stayed at the cafe)
Please read the intro post fully because this blog works differently compared to all the others, because of how it's set up! Im putting a cut on it cuz it's long.
Setting
A camera is set up in one of the busiest streets of Yokohama. It's a very strategic place to get a video of pedestrians crossing because it's quite necessary to pass the place to reach any important part of Yokohama.
Well, it would've been just some tourism youtuber coming to get a video of pedestrians crossing for the content, but there wouldn't be a speaker if it really was just for a video... That speaker had to have voices coming in from somewhere.
❗Routine ❗
This determines whether your ask will be answered by the character you wish to speak to or not. The Port Mafia will usually respond around night time, The armed detective agency around evening, and The Government (They don't go outside much, so it may aswell be the ADA again) in the mornings.
Since one week in real life is one day in Yokohama, Monday and Tuesday are Morning, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday are Evening and the weekend is Night-time.
Chances:
Morning:
ADA: 40% (usually. Varies between 40%-60%)
PM: 10%
GOV: 50% (Again, usually. Some weeks have lower chances)
• NSFW is allowed!– if you really wanna yell that to the entirety of Yokohama on a busy work morning. But hey! The pedestrians are numb to it all. Yokohama's a crazy place.
• Don't speak as another canonical character, since all the characters don't know where the mic is.
• ❗if you call a character, don't always expect it to be them replying. Not everyone is walking the streets at the same time!❗
Known Anons!
•🌦️
• That one fancy guy who asked about cheese
Admin
Admin is @fuk0unash0nen! Read my intro post if you wanna know more about me :)
Side note: Lmaoooo no way this blog's the wierd cousin no one knows anything about..
I’ll give 50$ to the first person who lets me put their hair in pigtails
[Gin is in casual clothes.] “I mean... I don't mind. Pigtails are fun,” [Gin walks near the camera. It doesn't accept her.] “Oh, does, um... Tachihara have to do it?”
“What????” [Tachihara placed his hands on his hair in futile attempt to protect it.]
[tachihara is now holding fifty yen. Gin is playing with his pigtails and trying not to laugh.]
*presents Chuuya with a rose* I know it’s early for Valentine’s Day but ummm you’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen I think I fell in love with you just now OKAY BYE *flees*
[Chuuya holds the rose to his chest.] “That's really sweet..”
Sure Chuuya <3 Dazai do you ever feel kinda insecure about being so short? Genuine question like are you sad that your normal sized jacket swallows you whole like you’re some sort of pick me girl in a romance novel? Except that ofc no one would fall in love with…. You. Are the bandages wrapped super tight to try and stretch your limbs longer because you hate being so short? Do buildings look super tall from way down there? Can you drive a normally sized car? Are you related to tunneling mice? Did you weigh anything as a baby? What sport would you play if you were athletic? Where do you get your pixie cuts done? Has anyone actually cared about you? Actually I don’t need to ask that, it’s written all over your face.
[Dazai's having a crisis.] “I.. what the fuck??? Were you just prepared with all of these??” [he's obviously not finding entertainment out of this though. (Chuuya definitely is)]
[For some reason, replicas of the Moulin Rouge Can-Can costumes are sitting near the camera. Suddenly, Offenbach's rendition of Can-Can starts to play. It seems like whoever's passing by has no choice but to dance] C'mon, dance! I know y'all are flexible enough!
[suddenly the three men are in frilly red, blue, black and white dresses and are filled with the urge to dance!]
[it is insanely embarrassing!]
[They will curse you for the rest of their lives!]
*finds chuuya* damn i love your style! You’re so handsome and tall
“Tall! Heh! Tall! You hear that, Dazai?” [Chuuya's smirking ear to ear] “Hey, viewer, please call Dazai short.”
[Dazai's grumbling.] “As if calling you tall is actually gonna make you taller– Wh– hey! Don't tell them to fucking–” [Dazai's swiped Chuuya's hat.]
[Now Chuuya's mad.] “If calling me tall won't make me tall, then don't worry about being called short! Hypocrite!” [he's trying to swipe the hat back.]
“Cut it out! You two are acting like animals!” [Kunikida yelled. They both, to their own shock, turned away from eachother. Truly the power of a scary maths teacher.]
SIGMA I have a way for you to escape from all the crazy people bugging you for the day *hands him a ticket to a girls only bar* they’d let you in, just don’t talk and they’ll think you’re a beautiful woman
[Dazai has recorded that on his phone and sent it to sigma instantly.]
[Sigma | 7:30 am] - Who's saying ts
-Actually next tiwm u see me can u actually give me the ticket yk just saying
