
shark vs the universe
cherry valley forever
Not today Justin
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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if i look back, i am lost
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todays bird
Keni
Mike Driver
occasionally subtle
One Nice Bug Per Day
we're not kids anymore.
macklin celebrini has autism

titsay
almost home
hello vonnie
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@the-celestial-nighthawk
when the pre-depression wave kills you before the actual depression hits
When you not prepared to get pussy...
Me: Masturbates multiple times in 1 day out of boredom😒
(Later on that day, Took a Shower, now chilling with homies)
Me: (Gets a Call from GF)
GF: Want to come over so we can have sexy time? 😏😊
Me: Nah babe, I’m good, we can just chill another time.
GF: What bitch you been fucking?! I’m about to come over & smell your dick! Is my pussy not good enough?! 🔪🚬👿
Me: oh my god…
GF: THATS WHAT THAT OTHER BITCH HAD U SAYING, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH! IM OMW!!😡
Me: Bruuuuh just chill it ain’t like that, 😕
GF: I’m outside, open the door!
Me: (sends homie outside to tell her calm down)
Homie:
Gf:
Homie: I tried man, you have to face her now…
Me: (Opens the door)
Me : Oh My Fuck….
All because i kept my hands to myself…
GF: I just wanna talk babe
Me: Nah I’m good (runs back in the house)
GF: (Busts the door down)
GF: Give me my dick right now
Me: (Dick gets hard but is still sore from earlier)
My Dick: We were not prepared for this!, but we have no choice…
Me: Lets get it!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
this deserves a thousand reblogs
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The best post on here 😂😂
Funny every time I see it lol
This is the worst post on the website.
Lmfao
that 10,000 light years away from Earth, there is a huge cloud of alcohol. It is 1000 times larger than the diameter of our solar system and contains enough alcohol to fill 400 trillion trillion pints. To drink all of it, everyone on Earth would have to drink 300K pints each day—for 1 billion years. (source)
that means I am good for the rest of my life
when you see/hear a sunbreaker
When you see/hear stormcaller
When you see/hear a Nightstalker and you don’t know if they have Quiver or not.
When you kill a sunsinger, and you don’t know if their super is up or not
When you see a titan charging but not shooting
when you see an active bladedancer zigzaging towards you
When you see a defender bubble
When you round the corner to find a striker activate their super
When a sunsinger self revives
So damn true xD love it
when you see/hear a sunbreaker
When you see/hear stormcaller
When you see/hear a Nightstalker and you don’t know if they have Quiver or not.
When you kill a sunsinger, and you don’t know if their super is up or not
When you see a titan charging but not shooting
when you see an active bladedancer zigzaging towards you
When you see a defender bubble
When you round the corner to find a striker activate their super
When a sunsinger self revives
ROAD TRIP
What If the tower and reef group had a road trip?
Zavala: Driving. Ikora: Giving directions. Cayde-6: Asking “Are we their yet?” Amanda: Trying to talk to Cayde. Post Master: sitting still. Speaker: Watching the vanguard being weird. The faction Leaders: Arguing with one another. Shaxx and Saladin: Arguing too. Banshee: looking through a gun magazine. Rahool: Playing on a gaming device. Xur: trying to get someone to buy something from him. Ives: Watching Rahool. Variks: Sticking head out the window. Uldren: Staring out the window( listening to sad music). Mara: Posting stuff on social media. Petra: Talking to Mara.
I’m sorry if I forgot someone.
Brother Vance: Trying to get people to serve Osisirs.
Eris: complaining about everything.
Acrtie: hitting on the postmaster
The exo stranger: driving another car and looking at all of them
ME: not giving a shit about what these tell me to do and teabag the shit outta some Acolytes ^^
I Am Not DEAD YET
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Merry Christmas to all the Destiny Gamers out there! Keep your eyes up Guardian!
1. - last beverage: rum
2. - last phone call: my best friend
3. - last text message: get me some of that stuff plz
4. - last song you listened: Carnivora - Punch Arogunz
5. - last time you cried: this weekend during a dream where I relived my past
6. - have you ever dated someone twice: nope
7. - been cheated in: I don’t know..
8. - kissed someone and regretted it: no
9. - lost someone special: I am losing special things every day
10. - been depressed: Yes, but I am somehow living with it, but the last half year has been better
11. - been drunk and threw up: nope, I can drink almost as much as I want without throwing up
12 - three favourite colours: black, red, green
13. - in the last year you made a new friend: far more than one
15. - fallen out of love: I had to, or I would have getten sick of it
16. - laughed until you cried: yes
17. - met someone who changed you: somehow yes, I change depending on the sitation, I am almost never the same in a certain way
18. - found out who your true friends are: We will see, but I have some sort of ‘inner circle’; people I love and trust in more than anyone else
19. - found out someone was talking about you: found out often, but I don’t care about them. having people talking about you mostly means moving some things in their heads
20. - kissed anyone you follow/follows you: no..
21. - how many people do you know in real life that you follow/follows you in tumblr: 3 ppl I know are around here
22. - do you have any pets: sadly no, I can’t have because my brother is disordered and he can’t control his strenght and would hurt the small, walking awesomeness
23. - do you want to change your name: No, but I would like to change my second name to a fictional name I really like
24. - what did you do for your last birthday : ummmm, I guess I had some green stuff but I don’t remember really (not because of the green stuf, because of my memories somehow get lost after 2 weeks and come back after about 2 years)
25. - what time did you wake up today: didn’t sleep at all
26. - what were you doing at midnight last night: standing at the window, looking at the stars and recapping my whole life and how useless our existence really is
27. - name something you can not wait for: living near the people I love and trust ^^ <3
28. - last time you saw your mother: today morning
29. - what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: nothing, things that happened kinda had to happen and that formed me to what I am now
30. - what are you listening right now: Spektrem
31. - have you ever talked to a person named tom?: Yes, the boyfriend of one of my aunts is named Tom
32. - what’s getting your nerves right now: the whole system of the world and the cpability of humans that are being an asshole
33. - most visited website: tumblr, facebook, youtube
34. - blood type: FIRE
35. - nickname: most people call me ‘David’ but you can call me Mel if you want ;D
36. - relationship status: no one around here that shows interest in me
37. - zodiac sign: I don’t really care about this but.. cancer
38, - pronouns: he/him
39. - elementary: meh, half good, half bad, got bullied to hell
40. - high school: same shit, different day, bullshit people, bullshit system, never again
41. - college:
42. - hair colour: normally dark brown, but atm I am Black-brown with highly faded red that’s now actually blonde
43. - height: 1,87m (yes, the air up here is pretty good)
44. - do you have a crush on someone: actually not, but I had many people in the past, I got rejected too often to really care about these things atm
45. - what do you like about yourself: being loyal and helping the people I love ‘till I can’T anymore
46. - random fact: I have a sharp sword I can wield and a bow I can aim and shoot with (actually pretty well)
47. - tattoos: I plan to get a rune on my shoulder but atm it’s not possible
48. - righty or lefty: righty
49. - first surgery: does making a broken bone straight count?
50. - first piercing: not yet, but is planned
51. - first best friend: I lost him
52. - first sport you enjoyed: Basketball and tabletennis
53. - first vacacion: Ireland
54. - first pair of trainers: don’T get the question
55. - right now eating: squared air
56. - drinking: rum
57. - i’m about to: having a riding lesson
58. - listening to: now it’s The Munsta (Aero Chord remix) - SCNDL
59. - waiting for: equality
60. - want kids: meh, not now, we will see in the future
61. - get married: maybe, maybe not, time will tell
62. - career: something with animals
63. - which is better lips or eyes: eyes
64. - hugs or kisses: mostly hugs
65. - shorter or taller: don’t care
66. - older or younger: don’t care also
67. - romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous
68. - nice stomach or nice arms: you tell, not me
69. - sensitive or loud: I am both, tell me I am insane, it might be
70. - hook up or relationship: relationship
71. - trouble maker or hesitant: hah, both, so - INSANITY IS COMING
72. - have you ever kissed a stranger: no
73. - drank hard liquor: only
74. - lost contacts/glasses: have none
75. - sex on first date: never
76. - broke someones heart: no, but mine has been shattered too often
77. - had your own heart break: quote: “has been shattered way too often”
78. - been arrested: not yet maybe
79. - turned someone down: did it, regrettet it, did it again, hated myself
80. - cried when someone died: why shouldn’t you?
81. - fallen for a friend: one time
82. - do you believe in yourself: sometimes
83. - miracles: somehow
84. - love at first sight: can happen, but also can not, somehow is the same as a miracle for me
85. - heaven: cats, green stuff, best friends right beside me
86. - santa claus: you mean Coka Cola, right? fuck him
87. - kiss in first date: no
88. - angels: not really, but I like the opposite direction somehow
Long live the King!
So me and @y2abe did this with two random gamers, accidently timing our moves.
@hazardous-studios
worth a reblog ^^
It’s one of those sad days without reason again -_-
Jezebelby cassiaramone
The Ram!!!!