Mary🌺

Someone on the internet, 24 y/o, she/her

[ovary-harvester]

I love opening the World Cup tag in front of my beloved mother and immediately being barraged with female-assigned nipples

[mary-vs-the-world]

I SAW IT TOO

I mean, I don't mind looking at boobies but WHY UNDER THIS TAG??? I swear those people posting nudes on Tumblr.com are out of their minds. Attention seeking at its worst like go away from my fandom tags I don't want ur pics in my search for ship art and recent news on world cup😕

[mary-vs-the-world]

I FUCKING GOT IT

FINALLY I CAN BE SILLY IN PEACE

[mary-vs-the-world]

I FUCKING PASSED MY EXAM!!!

FUCK TO THE YES

[my-dailydreams]

[mary-vs-the-world]

Okay, I've seen people saying it works, I'll try it this time

Do your wonders, luck potato✨

[nohopethiswillallendintears]

Wifies, when i catch you, Wifies, when I catch you, Wifies-

[mary-vs-the-world]

Just watched "destroying the world that doesn't exist" thought the exact same thing

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This reminds me about another bunch of silly sketches I made last week (probably??? Sometimes I forget how time and space work, thanks 2/2 job)

It started as an attempt to draw Jeff better than last time (I maybe figured out how the caps work Idk) and then I had this silly idea of asking him to be my dad :) Idk I just like his skill and I'd be willing to learn everything he knows if he ever tried to pass his skill down

(I'm sure I saw videos, most likely not his, mb it was cuts from a stream, where he talks about how to animate in Flash, but ain't got nothing to animate with except paper and pencil and I'm too lazy busy with work to do it the old-fashioned way lol)

[disco8balls]

A comp of Dave's Jeff drawings from the recent slightly artistic!!

God bless Dave for feeding us Jeff enjoyers

[mary-vs-the-world]

Jeff as a newborn goes hard

[scalpho]

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

[mary-vs-the-world]

THIS. THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS TRIED TO EXPRESS BUT FAILED MISERABLY EVERY TIME

[mary-vs-the-world]

Okay, newsplash: my husbando got fed up with his own job, so I guess imma go take those shifts up. NOW LIFE DOES DEPEND ON IT LOL.

And before someone comes @ me, my man is great, he's the love of my life and he was working harder than me for a WHOLE LOT OF TIME. He deserves better, he needs a break and I'm more than happy to arrange that. His boss can fuck off and die in a ditch while I tuckle my beloved husband to bed and kiss him goodbye before walking out for my job. That's adult life, I guess🤷‍♀️

[mary-vs-the-world]

Yeah, the lighting at my job is shyet...ok anyways I went through my old posts and got a hilarious (and a bit off-putting) correlation. So I liked Oneceler, right? I was in the fandom yadda yadda. And I read my posts where I was working my ass off and talked about how I'm about to MAKE HUGE MONEY out of it and now I'm like.

Wow. No wonder I liked Oneceler. The only difference between us is that I don't ruin the whole ecosystem with my greed.

And you know what? Shit didn't change. I'm still taking shifts for my current coworker like my life depends on it. It really doesn't, but there's no one else to do it, so...yeah

[mary-vs-the-world]

I'm doodling at my job again hehe

I have no idea how to translate that joke, but the story behind this picture is that I was talking with our cleaning lady about her job at other pharmacy (not the company I work at) and how crazy the managers are there. Idk I just wanted to draw myself in a cunty pose talking shit about bad people (they are evil for real, but our cleaning lady is the GOAT, she gave them a huge middle finger and resigned lol)

And then this happened. One woman asked me what angina pectoris was and I FORGOT. Well, not forgot-forgot, I know the general meaning of what it is BUT I COULDN'T EXPLAIN IT I DON'T KNOW WHY (prob because I've slept for two hours that night lol), I'M STUPID. I SPENT 4 YEARS AT MEDICAL UNIVERSITY, DROPPED OUT, STUDIED TO BECAME A PHARMACIST AND I STILL CAN'T EXPLAIN SHIT TO PEOPLE BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING MORON

I'm so tired of myself fr fr

[mary-vs-the-world]

FUCKING TUMBLR WHY I COULDN'T POST MY SHIT

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my internet connection sucks ass, I'm sorry Tumblr

[mary-vs-the-world]

FUCKING TUMBLR WHY I COULDN'T POST MY SHIT

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On the topic of my new obsession, I drew some pictures while I was at work (some things never change, huh) and now I feel way better to post them because THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO LIKE JOHNNYUTAH ON TUMBLR!!! I'm so overjoyed I was jumping from it ngl

[disco8balls]

Not a question, but I craved to say something, so here goes. For some reason I'm ALWAYS late to the fandom party. Partially it's because I hate hype and the whole "loudness" of something popular on the Internet, so usually I wait for it to calm down to check it out in peace. But sometimes I just...miss out on accident. And I hugely missed out on Jeff's work before I got swept by his voice acting in FnF and went to check out what else he made. AND I GOT HOOKED IMMEDIATELY. The worst part is, I have literally no one to talk to about it, I've got a friend who knows about Newgrounds and what's going on there, but they don't pay this much attention to Jeff (they actually simp over Pico lol) as I do and I grew to ADORE the man. I started roaming over Tumblr in a desperate need for more content and was overjoyed to find out I'm not the only one to lose my mind over him. Thank you, person on the Internet, I feel so normal right now I think I'm going to cry from relief and joy. Have a nice day!

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO SWEET WHATTT?? And honestly I totally get the whole waiting until something dies down to engage in it. Calmer fandoms are just safer and less terrifying than active ones! For me it's a gamble of if the juice is worth the squeeze. For me, Fnf was worth the squeeze since I've been a lurker in the Fandom since like 2020 LMAO but YEAH!! I am glad you found my account and you'd be shocked how many more Jeff enjoyers are out there!! Hehehe!! I'm so happy my insane postings about a man in his late 40's can bring you such relief and joy this made my night omg!!

[mary-vs-the-world]

Funny part is, I got into FnF in 2020 too, but for some reason didn't go deep enough to find people who were making it and get into Newgrounds stuff. I ONLY FOUND EVERYTHING LIKE A MOTH AGO when I noticed mobile version of FnF with lots of new content and was like "Oh, it's ON" and played the hell out of it while starting to feel weirdly endeared by Captain. That's when I went to check out who was responsible for making him and that's how I ended up here. I'VE WAISTED SO MUCH TIME BECAUSE I WAS A DENSE DUMBASS grr it makes me so angry, but at the same time I'm happy to see that there are still people active in the fandom and loving Jeff for his work like😭 he deserves everything I'd give him the world if I could

Thank you for replying! Didn't think it would be this fast lol😅

[fennidae]

Quick doodle

[fennidae]

So umm..I guess in recent events it’s now known how he can eat that whole burger

[mary-vs-the-world]

Saw the first post before the stream and thought "He definitely would pull a Scooby-Doo and gulp the whole thing at once"

Who knew, huh

[somacruz]

Toby fox is voicing who in what

[icarianarts]

[mary-vs-the-world]

WHAT