Your local Corrie Guard

Corusc ant’s resident caf addict since 20 bby pfp by @coldbrewarts

[coldbrewarts]

To all things housed in her silence

Nature offers a violence

Blood Upon The Snow // Hosier & Bear McCreary

I worked really hard on this so Reblogs are appreciated!!

[commander-sunshine-deactivated2]

Clones as things I thought to myself while baking

Echo: No one has time for your life story, I'm trying to feed my children (has no children)

Fives: These aren't the juciest lemons I've worked with, but they're alright.

Tup: *Cracking eggs* sorry unborn chickies :((

Fox: If anyone comes into the kitchen while I'm in here I'll kill them and then myself.

Fives: *measuring vanilla extract* I should pour some of this in a shot glass and drink it.

Fox: "Do not overmix this batter" Or what, you're gonna call the cops on me?

[snipster-tano]

Trust me you don’t want to let @fives-not-5 anywhere near a kitchen…

[fives-not-5]

Everyone's a critic

[the-corrie-horror]

You burned half of the Barracks down.

[the-rebellions-only-braincell]

Don’t you just hate it when you find out you kissed your brother and your dad is a space Nazi

[one-lucky-scoundrel]

Don’t you just hate it when you find out your wife kissed her brother and your son thinks his space Nazi grandpa is the coolest guy in the galaxy

[gucci-boot-jedi]

Don’t you just hate it when your space Nazi dad gets redeemed and sacrifices himself for you only for you to get back and the living teddy bears are having a rave with your friends

[lonely-one-kenobi]

Don’t you just hate it when you end up having to raise a kid that you weren’t expecting because your master said so and he turns into a space Nazi.

[slay-queen-of-naboo]

Don’t you just hate it when you tell your husband you’re pregnant and he starts having nightmares and turns into a space Nazi.

[snipster-tano]

Don’t you just hate it when your former master straight up has no problems with almost killing you multiple times because he’s a space Nazi

[the-corrie-horror]

Don’t you just hate it when the chancellor who’s actually a Sith Lord tells you to kill all Jedi but doesn’t tell you which Jedi NOT to kill so the space Nazi Jedi snaps your neck

[coldbrewarts]

He’s the prettiest stressed sleep deprived caf addict in the galaxy. My Mesh’la.

How can people hate him? 🥺🥺🥺