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what u secretly obsess over- planets in the 8th house

i didn’t do all planets 4 this one. only the ones that interest me. if u want me to expose ur darker side and the parts of u, u hide then purchase a reading here!

sun in the 8th house: ur secretly obsessed with learning peoples secrets and figuring out who people are. u do a lot of behind the scenes stalking and u probe a lot to get answers from people. ur genuinely fascinated by people and u like to know things like their s*x life, like u might be into seeing their videos fucking. i’m not even lying. u can be also obsessed with power, like u sit and think about how u can gain power with money, resources, even just being the person who can see thru others so clearly.

moon in the 8th house: u secretly obsess over the past, even history, like anything that feels old and a bit haunted fascinates u. like cemeteries, supernatural moments, even just learning about different time periods is super fascinating. also the type to be into biographies of people lives, abandoned buildings, learning about the hardships of the past. u also spiral over ur past a lot and constantly think about it to the point u beat urself up for things that have long passed.

mercury in the 8th house: u can obsess over a lot. honestly ur mind is super obsessive which is the lethal part because u don’t know moderation when it comes to anything. say u start to form a crush on someone, u start obsessing over them, but its with almost anything, like u obsess over food, movies, books, psychology, even work, everything swarms ur mind.

venus in the 8th house: u obsess over ex’s. i swear letting go of them be the hardest thing for u because u get so fixated on the smallest shit. u def stalk ur ex’s late at night, spiral, and then delete ur history like u never did it to begin with. u also can easily get obsessed with s*x, ngl especially masturb*ting and watching p*rn. u also can get super obsessed with PLEASURE like easily binge eat or do dr*gs. like anything that gets U THERRRRREEEEEEE.

mars in the 8th house: u r a super obsessed person, u try to hide it and u try to act kewl but it can take a toll on ur mental health. specifically here this kind of person is obsessed with passion and might throw themselves into toxic situations to feed that. also s*x, these people can get so addicted to it but in an odd way, they don’t want hook-up s*x, they want it with someone they have feelings 4 which means they can extend relationships longer just to keep the s*x. also this is a person who is obsessed with being successful and powerful and they lowkey get so jealous and try to outdo others. mars in the 8th house obsesses over risky things too, like they will want to do scary things because it gives them thrill like rock climbing, motorcycling, sky diving, urban exploration, late night activity, doing the most impulsive shit that could f*ck their lives up!

jupiter in the 8th house: the possibilities are endless but this can be a very addicting placement. it basically can make u an addict especially for things that are already pretty potent. like when it comes to romance, u can become so obsessed with a partner that u make very impulsive decisions when u can’t get what u want with a partner. also it can make u a BIG SPENDER, addicted to gambling, betting, addicted to money to the point some people with these placement do illegal things or become strippers to get it. YES. also the type of person to become obsessed with s*x, to the point im sure a lot of OF models have this placement. it really can make u so obsessed with the darker side of life.

neptune in the 8th house: this is the obsession with scary movies, haunted series, also very obsessed with conspiracies and fantasizing about explicit things. this person is also obsessed with the astral plane, different dimensions, astral projecting, and also getting super h*gh. this is a person who is also obsessed with spirituality.

pluto in the 8th house: super dark placement. gets very obsessed with their own vices. they easily fall into their vices and can find it hard to ever escape it. yes, transformation is possible but also the obsession makes it so hard for these people to let go of things that aren’t good for them.

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who is crushing on u- by ur rising sign

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aries rising: usually ur crush is intimidated by u or at least thinks ur gonna reject them. because of that a lot of ur crushes are essentially hidden to u, or may only find courage through social media or being really close in proximity and casualness. a lot of ur crushes are usually air sign placements because they find u intriguing by how u seem to not give a fuck and can assert urself.

taurus rising: ur crushes usually are drawn to u by ur aesthetic and composure. u feel like someone distant, out of reach, and hard to connect to. u can seem like a model, or introverted, or like a kewl unbothered person. a lot of ur crushes absolutely idealize u and come up with an entire storyline in their head about u. usually water signs tend to crush on u as they paint stories in their imagination of what u and them could be.

gemini rising: ur crushes usually are people who are into the unconventional or fun people. people tend to look at u as different or observe ur style and looks as not ordinary. this usually makes them very interested in who u r as a person. u have a lively, bubbly energy surrounding u and people just feel ur a good time. usually fire signs are interested in u because u seem lively and vivacious and also u can command a room when u speak so they tend to notice u when ur speaking up/talking.

cancer rising: ur crushes usually like u because u have this softness that can be felt, almost like ur gentle, maybe even fragile. u come across as a person that they can just be themselves around. usually earth signs are attracted to u as they feel u will be chill and calm and someone that they can actually get along with. they might feel connected to u b4 talking to u.

leo rising: ur crushes usually like u because u standout in some way, whether its ur loud voice, ur fashion, or just how sometimes over the top u can be. they tend to feel a pull and a se*ual attraction to u before they ever talk to u. usually air signs are attracted to u because they can related to ur style of being and doing things and can feel inspired by u.

virgo rising: ur crushes usually like u because u come across as handsome/pretty and very well put together. people project perfection on u. this leads to many people being drawn to who they THINK u are. usually water signs are attracted to u because they feel like life is easy for u, and that u have a sense of discipline that feels like security to them.

libra rising: ur crushes usually like u because of how peaceful u seem to be. u have a sense of being an easy person to get along with and someone who probably isnt for drama and mess. usually fire signs are attracted to u because u seem to be someone who they can easilysocialize with and a fun person to talk to.

scorpio rising: ur crushes usually like u because of how u carry urself. they feel u have something sexy or deep about u and it becomes a desire to figure u out or to gain closeness to u. earth signs are usually attracted to u because ur self-contained and give them the idea that u’d be loyal.

sagittarius rising: ur crushes usually like u because u feel like a breath of fresh air and very open. they can feel like it’s easy to talk to u and that ur energy is pure or wholesome. usually air signs have a crush on u because they feel like talking to u is very stimulating and u have a lot of knowledge and they enjoy being around u because they feel they can be themselves.

capricorn rising: people who usually crush on u r intrigued by how private u seem. they feel like there is a lot they don’t know about u and yet they sort of feel like u have layers underneath that are way different than how u come across. water signs usually crush on u because they feel like u share their same desire for privacy and for intimacy away from the world. they also feel like u have a wisdom about u they want to figure out.

aquarius rising: people that are usually attracted to u find u fascinating or unique, they tend to look at u as a person who has their own style and way of living. usually fire signs crush on u because they feel like ur bold and daring and that u march to the beat of ur own drum. they feel like u’d be interesting to date.

pisces rising: people that usually crush on u tend to admire u from afar. u feel like someone they aren’t deserving of. u seem very sweet, shy, and artsy. earth signs tend to crush on u because they feel like ur chill and soft/receptive. they feel like u’ll handle them with care and be patient.

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i’m pretty much scrutinized in the astro community because i’m an intuitive astrologer and some people believe that intuitive astrologers have not studied astrology and just make shit up.

but i am an intuitive astrologer because of my chart. sometimes the best astrologer u can be is looking at ur chart. i have a cancer stellium in the 7th house and neptune in the 1st house. my sun conjuncts my moon in the cancer + i am a tarot reader. i dont know how to read charts completely technical the same way i dont do that with tarot.

i also don’t like to receive technical readings either. they make my chart seem BORING which is why i would abandon astrology back then a lot. tumblr actually made me really interested in astrology because people here tend to talk about placements based on their experience.

it’s also ignorant to think an astrologer has never READ anything astrology related. unless a complete scammer, most astrologers love astrology and constantly are learning. i got into astrology with an astrology book lol. i have picked up many astrology books and have spent a lot of time on astrology websites! i am obsessed with astrology, what makes one think im just reading charts purely intuitively? maybe its because of the scammers but thats not my truth.

i send my paid readings in an audio because i refuse to even be compared to AI and absolutely love the intimacy of someone hearing my voice.

i am not super technical meaning i don’t always use astro language but im always using actual ASTROLOGY as a foundation. i more so look at charts to find patterns. u can always find a pattern in someone’s chart that pretty much sums them up! anyways i say that to say, i dont intend to stop learning but im not technical. i’m also not traditional. i fell in love with my tropical placidus chart and thats what called me in and thats what has always called me back.

astrology as a community sometimes prides itself on knowledge but our clients don’t come to us for our knowledge of astrology but how we can read them thru their natal chart. they want to know they can be understood or helped. throwing information versus connecting information is the difference between a person who can teach astrology and someone who can read people’s chart.

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women r so emotional *rolls eyes*- how the moon signs operate differently in women

aries moon: she’s driven, likes to make decisions herself and doesn’t mind confrontation when it comes to her values, loved ones, and boundaries. she’s passionate and excited and rarely finds herself bored because she’ll start projects out of nowhere or find something to preoccupy herself. she doesn’t know how to do anything halfway she goes all in, she’ll ride for u hard, but she knows how to cut where it hurts. she’s unique and does things her own way.

taurus moon: she’s a girly girl. loves pink, movies, makeup, and dressing up. but she’s also a huge homebody who wants nothing more than the soft life. she’s a lover of comfort and u can’t make her move if she doesn’t want to. she’s a romantic at heart and she really values those close to her. she loves flowers, music, and nature. she’s into things that she can touch like art, cooking, baking, sewing.

gemini moon: she’s a yapper. she loves social media and she loves her friends, her friends are like her lovers! she’s super interested in psychology and learning about the world, any form of learning is interesting to her and she knows a lot about a lot. she loves traveling, doing things for fun, but she also hates boredom so she’s restless, changes her path a lot, bothers her friends when she can’t fall asleep. she flirts a lot but doesn’t fall in love often lol.

cancer moon: she’s a lunar girly. she’s soft, but also she doesn’t let just anyone in her life. she has a small circle and loves her routines. she loves sweets, good food, autumn, warm blankets, coffee/tea, and her favs. home is her hearth and she’s really private. she craves romance but she doesn’t fall in love easily. she’s sensitive and probably ruminates on things she’s insecure about or offensive things people have said to her. she does things to either soothe herself or because she’s passionate. she likes to live in a world separate from the world.

leo moon: she’s LOUD & proud. she needs people around her, she’s a romantic but she’s super into her friends, like she just wants to be everything to everyone. she has standards she sets for herself which sometimes means she’s super harsh on herself. she’s a big kid tho and loves to have fun, she probably still enjoys doing things like playing board games, riding a bike, going to amusement parks, coloring, playing around lol. she has a need to be recognized so she’s determined to leave her mark and strive to be the best she can! she’s pretty stubborn in her opinions but she’s warm and likeable lol. she’s a romantic but she has a lot of pride and is conscious of the image she projects so she plays dumb or keeps things to herself.

virgo moon: she’s particular, she’s sees the world through a very analytical lens. she constantly tries to figure things out in her mind which means she can go silent a lot. she overthinks. she wants to be perfect and cares a lot about how she comes off which gives her social anxiety. she gives a lot to others with a silent hope that they will see her and validate her efforts. she cares a lot about being good at something, she doesn’t want to feel like a failure. she’s not always girly, sometimes she does things because she feels she has to, more than she wants to. but she has a kindness that’s unmistakable and can be incredibly helpful to others.

libra moon: she wants to be liked by everyone. she’s a romantic but she’ll convince herself she’s not when a relationship fails. she’s witty and enjoys being social, also very interested in fashion, beauty, hanging out, she can be into partying and going to local events with her friends. she loves going out for any reason, loves texting but she gets distracted easily. she’s a yapper too but she can tame it because she’s socially aware when others aren’t feeling it. shes really dependent on her friends in life, they give her a sense of identity. she yearns to be the kewl girl, but in her own unique way. she can be random asf and silly.

scorpio moon: she’s deep, but she’ll act like she’s fine 9/10 because vulnerability feels like someone is policing her. she vents tho somehow: a really trusted friend, her partner, a therapist, a diary or her notes app. she’s super intense and can’t do anything without becoming obsessed with it. like don’t let her get a hold of an idea because she’ll get obsessed or she’ll start binge watching movies and shows because she doesn’t know how to do things in moderation. that applies to her fav foods and romance, she needs to feel all in or she acts distant and cold. she loves control, hates feeling out of it, even if it means carrying more responsibility or burdens she will do it. she has a subtle sex appeal and she’s super observant of other people.

sagittarius moon: she’s young, wild, and free forever. she doesn’t like schedules and routine, she loves spontaneity and randomness. also super whimsical type of woman who can borderline being fake with her positivity. she actually is very supportive of others and loves giving compliments. she’s like a hippie or spiritual girly, some can be religious. she’s very optimistic about the future, has a lot of ideas, sometimes can seem like she has ADHD, she loves exploring, learning. she has random trinkets and unique items she’s collected over the years. she can be super chill, but she also has a strong convictions and doesn’t like to be told what to do.

capricorn moon: she’s very serious and has a social battery. once it’s drained she can be a bitch or just super aloof. she has a lot of ambition and honestly hates being broke. she loves quality items and can shop a lot! she likes to feel like she has money, so she works hard for the things she wants. she doesn’t like emotional drama or dishonest people, like she’d rather u be forthcoming with her because she easily detects lies. she can struggle with depression and pull away from people easily. she can also be bossy and want to set the tone in her friendships. she keeps a lot of her life private!

aquarius moon: she’s quirky. she doesn’t like to ever be figured out, tho, so she remains a mystery. she really has this need to understand things but she has this very specific frustation when people don’t agree with her— she can get into arguments quickly, of course her fixed nature can sometimes cause her to be mean or say shit without empathy. she has a lot of dreams, like she literally goes through stages of chasing after them, and then pivots, it’s like she hates feeling settled. she can move a lot and she loves people but the thought of closeness makes her super distant. she’s an enigma to her ownself because half the time she’s trying to figure out who she is underneath.

pisces moon: she’s super sensitive, she loves sleeping and being in her own cocoon. she loves listening to music 24/7 and has specific routines that she feels helps her to be grounded. she’s into aesthetics in her own way, likes to have her own look. she gets close to people really fast but also falls off the radar. like she needs time alone, hates being rushed, probably doesn’t like crowded places and likes chill activities. she’s a lover girl but she gets her heart broken or played a lot. she’s kind and caring and has a lot of interesting hobbies and incredibly creative. sometimes it feels she doesn’t live up to her potential. a lot of people admire her, she gives off an innocence and looks young. she’s very emotional and sometimes needs someone close to her to feel stable/grounded.

did u resonate with ur moon sign? if so, u would probably really resonate with a full natal reading. book with me on my ko-fi!

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astro obs.- synastry edition 💋

friendship

mercury trine mercury: this is what friendship truly is. great minds think alike. telepathic thinking. shared interests. texting style in sync. thinking of going to the same place at the same time. this gives best friend that feels like a soulmate. the friend u can have long convos with and not feel judged by. the friend that feels like they can read u without words. the friend that u vent to. the friend that makes u truly feel supported. the friendship that feels easy.

moon sextile venus: very comforting friendship. this is the person who truly makes u feel seen. there is a lot of affection within this friendship that can truly make the friendship feel loving. this is the person that feels like home and also that feels like a family member. this friendship is also super aesthetic, like you guys share music, do hobbies side by side, go to concerts, art shows, restraunts, events together. u dress up together, u double date with one another, u take pics together. this is the friend you don’t want to lose!

ascendant in the person’s 11th house: bestie from the start vibes! let’s do everything together! the kind of friend where u say “ i want to pursue this with you”, the friend that u take everywhere with u, post cute selfies with, the friend that makes u feel like the world is larger and better when u meet them. u love their energy and are proud to support them. can feel the like friend u call when ur down to do something fun!

on & off again relationship

venus square mars: a very obsessive connection where two people are incredibly attracted to one another, it feels almost unsettling to crave someone the way they do each other. but both are stubborn, they have very beautiful moments where the passion and intensity makes them feel like this could be forever, but then they collapse when a single issue gets blown-up. this isn’t just arguments, this is very aggressive and explosive moments that they don’t feel they can come back from.

moon opposite moon: there’s an underlying pull, like the other is unique or mysterious to the other. they feel drawn to the others complexity, they see a puzzle they want to solve. but they can fall out over unmet needs quickly. they might want to be there for one another, but can’t provide the other person what they truly need, so they both feel slightly rejected and abandoned. essentially triggering any insecurity and causing these two to retreat to silence.

north node conjunct venus: this feels fated… like the person came into your life at at pivotal point. u can truly feel like they’re different than ur past lovers… but this love is wrapped in lessons. the venus person inspires the north node person, but sometimes venus feels too good to be true, or out of reach for the north node person, they may struggle to feel worthy. this can lead to prematurely giving up, or choosing to evade the connection when the north node person doesn’t truly feel capable of living up to the venus persons standards.

passionate/intense relationship

pluto trine mars: this connection is hard to describe, it’s almost like they inspire each other to be their wildest self. together, they are unhinged and do not mind this. they live in a bubble that feels intoxicating. they do things they said they wouldn’t with others. they push each other because teasing feels like flirting here. they are extremely touchy, possessive, they live to see the reaction of the other.

sun in their 8th house: they can’t truly hide their dirty naughty ways when they’re around each other. they can look at each other and feel aroused, even when the other person looks a mess, it’s something that makes them completely feral for the other. they also want to do these nasty things everywhere, there is no stopping them in the heat of the moment. the sun person is literally so ride or die for the 8th house person, the 8th house person doesn’t feel judged for their obsessive nature. they both almost magnetize to each other. physical intimacy unlocks a side of them they don’t typically access.

moon conjunct pluto: these people are so intense with one another, sometimes their arguments are literally complete stonewalling on both sides. intimacy can feel otherworldly, like they have completely lost footing in this world. they move without thinking during the act, they can go on for hours. they are very passionate about one another, this is almost an unbreakable bond. these two people don’t give a fuck, they ride for each other through the highs and lows. there is an instinctual need they have for each other.

soulmate relationships

sun conjunct north node: there is a feeling that they share the same path in life. together they bring a lot of support and enthusiasm to goals. to the north node person the sun person represents the ultimate fulfillment for them. to the sun, the north node feels like a meant to be person, they feel almost that they’re better together than apart. they can envision long term together and many more lifetimes shared together.

moon conjunct sun: there is an underlying joy and comfort in being together. like they knew each other in a past life. they can easily feel familiar with each other. this is also an incredibly validating relationship. understanding without any words exchanged. a feeling that they’re always in sync. an almost couple like quality to them from the start. there is a lot of initial attraction and affection.

jupiter in their 7th house: there is this unexpected energy to this pairing, like they came in each others lives when they truly needed one another. they become a couple fast, they do everything pretty intense, they want to move in quickly, they want to marry quickly. they feel like they are what they needed in order to do better in life. like the relationship gave them confidence, willpower, and more in life. unexpected good things and opportunities open up for them.. they feel like… u must be my person.

toxic relationships

saturn opposite moon: a lot of unnecessary harshness and triggering one another. the saturn person can be cold and harsh without realization which triggers the moon person to try to get back at saturn which triggers the saturn person to withhold. it really is such a loop in this relationship where they just keep triggering the other person. the moon person can also feel completely abandoned and even when saturn gets closer it feels like the saturn person is controlling. the saturn person can feel overwhelmed by the moon person and as if the moon person is stopping their progress in life.

pluto conjunct venus: trauma bond, a relationship that feels broken. pluto is intense, obsessive, and possessive of the venus person, but it just brings the shadow side out of venus. venus is about harmony, pluto is wild, in the same sign or degree these people mirror each other but bring out very toxic aspects of one another. where venus looks for harmony, is the same place where the pluto person unravels. also a main component is jealousy, pluto feels weak next to venus because of the intensity of their feelings whereas venus is very drawn to the pluto but feels incredibly overwhelmed. it’s like the venus person is reaching for their dream person, but keeps getting the broken version of their dream.

lilith conjunct sun: the sun person triggers a side of lilith that the lilith person may not truly act on typically. this leads to lilith acting out of control or being provocative in ways that shocks the sun person. lilith person may become jealous of the sun and very controlling to the point they pull the sun person into their shadow and depth. the sun person can feel like they’re constantly shrinking or going against their values around the lilith person.

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