the-crap-gatsby

the lesser known Gatsby ~18~ she/her ✨

[the-crap-gatsby]

I’m the er… lesser known Gatsby 😊

[bethsvrse]

“Their eyes locked from across the room”

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

[coretta-chlorine]

there's truly something about shy men with accents. give me peter "my anxiety gives me stomach aches" claffey any day of the week and i'll be content

[the-crap-gatsby]

Fanfic writers I am making an appeal! Please can someone write a really angsty fic about how lonely Dunk is and his loneliness is the reason he lets Egg stay? 🙏 it feels like there is loads of fics but also none at the same time?

If anyone can think of any like this please tag me 😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

[strangesmallbard]

you’re like 19 absolutely befucked by visions of your entire family dying in a blood magic dragon ritual in your childhood home & you keep seeing this big beautiful knight screaming your little brother’s name as he rushes into the flames and then . He actually shows up. and his belt is made of rope. it’s 9pm. you’re drunk and you just realized you can see the future. happened to my buddy daeron targaryen

[koifee]

Tachycardia 🩺❤️

[soulmaetes]

I’M OBSESSED.

[heavenssins]

“just platonic” YEAH? WHATS THIS THEN!!

[sarahwestcott]

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫...

[princessdelacruz]

Pride and Prejudice (2005)// The Pitt (2025--)

[sarahwestcott]

Oh my god, you're so right

This is everything

[the-crap-gatsby]

Just sneezed on my period and I might actually cry.

[eastofshane]

this is still insane to me btw

[drulalovescas]

obsessed with how not attracted to women castiel was 😭😭

meanwhile on a date with dean

[leaky-port-nacelle]

joining tumblr for the first time now is like in movies when the city kid goes to the small small small town and someone there is like “we ain’t got nona that weefee or whatever but we’s got Jimbo who yells the news and that’s good enough” and points to Jimbo who is currently asleep on his rocker

Except for us it’s like “we ain’t got no al-go-rithm but we do have haiku-bot and that one destiel screengrab that tells us the news and that’s good enough”

[ivanhoe1820]

The funniest thing that could ever happen at the end of season 5 of The Boys would be a sudden freeze frame, a voice over of a familiar voice asking "Ugh that's not IT!" And then a hard cut to Chuck typing furiously on his computer before he stops, slams it shut, and is like "well that's enough of that, time to get back to the real story." And then the camera pans to a bunch of Supernatural books scattered around the house.

[sare11aa11eras]

GRRM is in fact really good at making up top tier characters i will use the starklings to illustrate the point okay you got: 1) high school freshman King Arthur stars in a shakespearean tragedy, as told by his mom; 2) local moody teenaged Starbucks night shift manager must do his very best to stop the zombie apocalypse through the power of friendship; 3) a middle schooler who keeps her sparkly butterfly gel pens in perfect rainbow order at all times is being held hostage by her evil middle school boyfriend and his evil blonde mafia family; 4) a scrappy but poorly-supervised middle-grade book protagonist bops about a war-zone looking for her family but instead! learns about Death; 5) paraplegic fourth grader Frodo Baggins receives mystical visions and must go on a quest to see a hundred-year-old tree guy; and 6) kindergartener that Bites

[half-horny-half-hope]