All The World's A Stage

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[the-creativemess]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

[teathattast]

[ieatwateryaey]

[gengarpng]

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

[gengarpng]

[internetwes]

no..... my dinks....

[only-cat-memes]

[catasters]

[homeboygirl]

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

[partycoffin]

Things feel heartbreaking, but I hope we can find comfort in one another and afford to take a break, breathe, and indulge in something for ourselves today. It's important to remember too to keep going and to keep creating, especially in the face of so much adversity. I'm sorry if this sounds too dramatic, but it's a good reminder every now and again, especially if you find yourself alone, you know? I know to keep going is so much hard work, but it's absolutely work worth doing!

[thankstothe]

big if true

[pochowek]

sherlock girl trying to hit on me: hey ;) i noticed the thin indentations calloused into your fingertips. you a bassist? me: that? oh thats from opening pistachios

[systlin]

“Samuel Vimes distrusted the kind of person who’d take one look at another man and say in a lordly voice to his companion, “Ah, my dear sir, I can tell you nothing except that he is a left-handed stonemason who has spent some years in the merchant navy and has recently fallen on hard times,” and then unroll a lot of supercilious commentary about calluses and stance and the state of a man’s boots, when exactly the same comments could apply to a man who was wearing his old clothes because he’d been doing a spot of home bricklaying for a new barbecue pit, and had been tattooed once when he was drunk and seventeen and in fact got seasick on a wet pavement. What arrogance! What an insult to the rich and chaotic variety of the human experience!”

— Terry Pratchett - Feet Of Clay

[pochowek]

i can’t read. want some? theyre good

[systlin]

actually I will take some thanks

[magnoliaalchemist]

[ascendingconures]

[greelin]

in case you needed to hear it today:

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)

you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.

you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

[perths]

real

[loth-catgirl]

this gets funnier the older you reblog it

[podcastwizard]

this is what being twenty five is like btw

[smallnico]

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder