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@the-crows24
pearls are RIDICULOUS because you think you know what a pearl looks like, you can envision it in your head, it's just a simple little white dot, but then all of THESE exist also
...such a versatile calcified bodily fluid
Ya piss is pretty cool to be honest
U cant call yourself a proper human if u ain’t put mud in your mouth at least once
what if you’ve done it over 100 times?
You’ve gone too far, damn animal
I think every show, book, game and movie should have at the bare minimum 80,000 words of lore written for it before it gets released.
Hopefully that’s not a retroactive rule. But if it is, that means that only Lord of the Rings, Dune, and Halo are allowed.
No yeah, that’s the only 3 good ones
would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz
things to remember:
nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable
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Ok, so I can’t claim to have fought a jock who listens to jazz (I have fought a track kid who listens to trap and country tho) but I HAVE fought a buff nerd. The secret is to take him by surprise. Nerds have a lot of experience with tactic games such as D&D, so he knows how to leverage his strength against you. 9 times out of 10 when I’ve fought a buff nerd I lost - the moment he gets his hands around your wrists or his weight on top of you, it’s over. BUT! When I won, it was always by doing something unpredictable. My most decisive victory was made by making it look like I was backing off/gonna run away, then bull-rushing him and tackling him to the ground, using my own weight to pin him so he couldn’t get up. So there’s half the equation!
dude youre literally the jazz jock
TIL Rat Birthcontrol became available in my state! Yes Rat birth control exists and is very effective.
via reddit.com
Cool!
them kids gonna have a field day
am watching Despicable Me for the first time. I have questions regarding minion biology, sociology, sexuality and gender identity. also what's Gru's stance on unions
Biology: they seem vaguely human but don’t age and are more durable
Sociology: they are dumb and worship evil people, but mostly evil in a Saturday morning cartoon stance
Sexuality: they do not seem to reproduce, meaning they may be a genderless asexual species
Gender Identity: see previous point. Also, they are usually referred to by he/him pronouns, but some minions dress in feminine clothing
Unions: there are massive worker safety issues in Gru’s lab that a union would demand be fixed, so a union doesn’t exist. Minions are naturally submissive and enjoy working for a mean boss who hires minion Pinkertons if they try to unionize
hi! "minions are naturally submissive" is not a sentence I ever consented to having inserted into my headspace!!!
I wonder if this is the same for all animals
atmospheric pressure annoys the hell out of me
sometimes the sky is HEAVY and sometimes the sky is LESS HEAVY, you wake up every godforsaken day not knowing HOW HEAVY THE SKY WILL BE because that dumb blue bitch is a fluctuating MERCURIAL HARLOT and I am SICK OF IT
the notes are a 3-way-handshake between people with pressure-related joint pain, people with pressure-related migraines, and autistic folks with pressure-related Everything Feels Like Shit Today For No Apparent Reason. you're all valid fuck the sky
i am all three of those things and are you telling me the SKY IS TO BLAME FOR MY TRIPLE BAD DAYS??? THE FUCKING SKY???
I AM GOING TO MURDER THE SKY
this is an appropriate and measured response. have a great day
I AM GOING TO COMMIT A VIOLENCE
lil cute piano fun for u
why does this meme have a hair on it
I'm going to make it so that the only media you can consume from now on is Disney channel original sitcoms produced after 2014.
AAAAAAAAAAA <3
wait how many people grew up in a household where the kids had a different dinnertime than the adults? that's normal right? i know it's normal on tv for families to eat meals together, but it's also normal for that to be only a special-occasion-type thing, right?
wow ok so my childhood might have been a lil more fucked up than i originally thought
I grew up with us kids eating earlier than the adults, and eating different foods. Mom or the babysitter would make us sloppy joes or spaghetti etc at 6ish, and then my parents would eat Adult Food together when my dad finally got home from work. I am now realizing this is not necessarily the most typical form of child-rearing...
so i'm now hearing from people whose families did this or something similar, and the consensus seems to be that different family units have different requirements (e.g. food preferences, work schedules) regarding mealtimes, that eating together isn't always practical, and the most important thing is to find a system that meets everyone's needs.
good to know! in hindsight the weird thing about my family wasn't that we didn't eat meals together, it was the fact we ate sloppy joes 4 times a week and saw our father so rarely that i have no memories of him before the age of nine
so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
