I'm a walking travesty

Dash. Sixteen Hufflepuff Apple.

[the-daring-dash]

Hi

[its-dannnnni]

Little fuckers.

[its-dannnnni]

  Aw shucks. *Smiles*

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Just kidding. *bops her nose* You're very cute.

[its-dannnnni]

Little fuckers.

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*shrugs* Worst comes to worse, muting spells are there for a reason.

[its-dannnnni]

True true…*Looks up at him.* This is why I keep you.

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Just ‘cause of that? *sighs dramatically*

[its-dannnnni]

Well, i mean I guess you’re kinda cute too.

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Kind of? *crinkles his nose* Rude. *kisses her nose anyway*

[its-dannnnni]

*Snickers and nods* Just kinda. *kisses his cheek.*

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Well, you're a little cute too. *grins*

[its-dannnnni]

Little fuckers.

[the-daring-dash]

*shrugs* Worst comes to worse, muting spells are there for a reason.

[its-dannnnni]

True true…*Looks up at him.* This is why I keep you.

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Just ‘cause of that? *sighs dramatically*

[its-dannnnni]

Well, i mean I guess you’re kinda cute too.

[the-daring-dash]

Kind of? *crinkles his nose* Rude. *kisses her nose anyway*

[benbruces-isgone]

[its-dannnnni]

Little fuckers.

[the-daring-dash]

*shrugs* Worst comes to worse, muting spells are there for a reason.

[its-dannnnni]

True true…*Looks up at him.* This is why I keep you.

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Just 'cause of that? *sighs dramatically*

[its-dannnnni]

Little fuckers.

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*wraps an arm around her and kisses her forehead* That’s one way to look at it.

[its-dannnnni]

*Nods, smiling softly* You’re up early.

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*huffs and nuzzles the Dani* Mhm. People are loud.

[its-dannnnni]

I know right? *kisses his cheek* I need to sound proof my room.

[the-daring-dash]

With the people in this house, you’d probably still hear them. *snickers*

[its-dannnnni]

Bahumbug. *Makes a face*

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*shrugs* Worst comes to worse, muting spells are there for a reason.

[its-dannnnni]

Little fuckers.

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*wraps an arm around her and kisses her forehead* That’s one way to look at it.

[its-dannnnni]

*Nods, smiling softly* You’re up early.

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*huffs and nuzzles the Dani* Mhm. People are loud.

[its-dannnnni]

I know right? *kisses his cheek* I need to sound proof my room.

[the-daring-dash]

With the people in this house, you'd probably still hear them. *snickers*

[its-dannnnni]

Little fuckers.

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*wraps an arm around her and kisses her forehead* That’s one way to look at it.

[its-dannnnni]

*Nods, smiling softly* You’re up early.

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*huffs and nuzzles the Dani* Mhm. People are loud.

[its-dannnnni]

Little fuckers.

*Grumbles and curls up in her blanket.* Be quiet.

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*flops down beside her* It’s almost midday. *IDK IF YOU STILL CANT SEE TAGS SO HI BUG*

[its-dannnnni]

*Huffs* Which means I have a little bit of precious sleeping left.

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About twenty minutes. *chuckles*

[its-dannnnni]

Each second counts. *Nods and cuddles up to him*

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*wraps an arm around her and kisses her forehead* That's one way to look at it.

[its-dannnnni]

Little fuckers.

*Grumbles and curls up in her blanket.* Be quiet.

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*flops down beside her* It’s almost midday. *IDK IF YOU STILL CANT SEE TAGS SO HI BUG*

[its-dannnnni]

*Huffs* Which means I have a little bit of precious sleeping left.

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About twenty minutes. *chuckles*

[its-dannnnni]

Little fuckers.

*Grumbles and curls up in her blanket.* Be quiet.

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*flops down beside her* It's almost midday. *IDK IF YOU STILL CANT SEE TAGS SO HI BUG*

[youvegotmepoppincocaine]

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Looook what I found

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Mhhhmm. Woke up this morning and she was asleep by my feet. *shrugs* No one’s claimed ‘er.

[its-dannnnni]

Aw. Whatcha gunna name her?

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Dunno. Whatcha think I should name her?

[its-dannnnni]

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Looook what I found

[its-dannnnni]

It’s so fluffy and cute!

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Mhhhmm. Woke up this morning and she was asleep by my feet. *shrugs* No one's claimed 'er.

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Looook what I found