Ha ha, dangly parts

Duncan/20 Dirty broke, beautiful and free

[the-devil-wears-pajamas]

it's been wild tumblr, I've been on here for a hella long time but I need less social media in my life

so peace out, if you for some reason you wanna find me my ig is duncanoreilly

[odrosal]

call-out post: my wife

somehow played 200 hours of Donkey Kong 64 and only finished 26% of it

[boyofzoot]

[i-wasalwaysanunusualperson]

me 2

[bonerfart]

Black Mirror Season 4 episode list announced

1. Cor Blimey, What If Facebook Likes Were The Only Way To Earn a Quid

2. Me Bloody Computer Tried Ta Kill Me, What a Right Corker

3. There Is An App That Can Download You… Well Scary Innit Bruv

4. Me New Misses Is a Android And I Aint Bovvered

5. The Cheeky Gov'na Got A Pic Of Me Bollocks Through Me Webcam

[blackgirl-universe-blog]

Millennials think socialism would create a great safe space, study finds

Nearly half of all millennials in the United States believe the greatest safe space of them all would be living under a socialist regime.

socialism has never worked

[wizardovthevoid-deactivated2018]

funny thing, that quote is misattributed, most likely coming from a 1981 text from Narcotics Anonymous.

here, however, is an actual quote from einstein

[liartownusa]

Forbidden Fitness with Musclemancer Kraig Diabolucci VHS cover

[plasmalogical]

this is my bible

[crap-userrname16]

[makinglovebanana-deactivated201]

Things that aren’t Olympic Sports but should be: pretty much anything on Japanese reality television.

[t0nysoprano]

Happy new year I’m ugly and hope to die in 2018

[zelda]

[toanshirotaka]

:D

:D :D

:D :D :D

:D :D :D :D

:D :D :D :D :D

:D :D :D :D :D :D

:O :O :O :O :O :o

[sacredtome]

ppl who ‘want horror movies to stop being made because all the good ones have already been made’ are fucking fools and I’ll kick their asses

[thewickedavatar]

why make any more moviea at all? after watching rugrats in Paris i don’t need to see anything else.

[vanguardwolves-deactivated20180]

This but unironically.

[thewickedavatar]

I’ll kill you for accusing me of irony

[smol-link1-moved-blog-deactivat]

I DID IT OMG!!! happy new year!!

[doopboopdoopboop]

I CANT BREATHE

[skarchomp]

Here’s the new definitive Smash Bros ranking

[iwantmyurl]

i respect this but as a Kirby main what would he be

[skarchomp]

[sharky-sharks]

Why do you like sharks?

[yofi-deactivated20190418]

he walk

[knightposting-archived]

He cronch

[gaycubedenby]

He roll

[waywardfangir1]

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

[canidteeth]

He gets tummy rubs

[glitterysquidily]

He get nose rub

[the-monochrome-jester]

He beauty

[hoediac]

He dance

[ayellowbirds]

She do a triple Lutz

[localgaecryptid]

He slorp

[pineapple-crow-deactivated20250]

This post is blessed

[albertnatural]

[slimetony]

in 2018 we’re smoking pussy

[regenerative-farming]

What do we do in 2017?

[slimetony]

We wait

[egax]

The wait is over.

[1111111111110]

When you stop wanting it, it immediately comes to you.

[bakwaaas]

I definitely don’t want £1,000,000

[immortal-maschine]

you find me drinking directly from a nearly 17 year old bottle of promotional green Shrek ketchup. our eyes meet and i ask, “why aren’t you having any, idiot?”

[immortal-maschine]

my lips crimp into a foul grimace and i attack, attempting to force the ketchup bottle’s squirt nipple down your throat. roll for initiative