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lesser-flamingo

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

pluvilnaa

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#sth

pissvortex

overwatch had the right idea when they made every sniper in the game weak to a gorilla that could leap to your position and beat you to death. i think this should be a more common game design choice for multiplayer games

#ovw

alivehouse

monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

alivehouse

this thing is alive in an undead hivemind kind of way and it wants to fucking kill me

realhumanbaby

It is simple. You stop trying. Instead, you do the thing you want to do. I mean, that's all you could ever do, except the whole time you were distracted with the thought that you should be doing better. Now, do it effortlessly and without judgement. Fold to every impulse and indulge in every fantasy. Effortlessly writing, drawing, talking, dancing, fucking, weeping, breathing, dreaming. Next time you look up from what you are doing you will notice one thousand miserable futures fade, clearing for you an empty space. You do not ask the world to love you, just as you do not ask your reflection to smile. Doing from love effortlessly the world has no choice but to love you back. This is how you pass the level.

svdcvnt

Everything I’ve Ever Let Go Of Has Claw Marks On It

gloriesunsung

To save someone else going through eleventy billion reverse image searches - the sculptor is David Altmejd.

Thought 2, 2019

cykelops

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

cykelops

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

moveslikekeithrichards

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

moveslikekeithrichards

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

the-apocrypha

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

lynx-girl

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

help-my-ocs-breached-containmen

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

inusmasha

Sometimes it’s hard to read fanfic when you’re studying herbalism.. when they have the character preparing a tincture to use that same DAY!!?

Baby those dried herbs need to sit in that jar with high proof alcohol for at LEAST a month!

That’s why before the use of calendars ppl use to prepare their tinctures either on the new moon or full moon. A a full moon cycle is usually 28 days or so. And they would give the moon names so it’s easier to remember when/what month said tincture was bottled.

This is also why herbal medicine is prepare in small batches. You have to take your time preparing your bottles. Making sure everything is clean so you don’t end up with mold. Diluting your grain alcohol. Heckkk knowing when to pick your herbs for max potency! Drying your herbs! That takes a lot of time too!

I didn’t mean to rant lol