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((Little baby Emmet didn’t think his father had a mouth because of his beard. Probably still doesn’t believe there is a mouth underneath the beard.))
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@the-downward-tracks
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((Little baby Emmet didn’t think his father had a mouth because of his beard. Probably still doesn’t believe there is a mouth underneath the beard.))
“Do you think he misses me?”
The Haxorus swung its tail lazily behind itself and grunted. The man rolled his eyes.
“Oh don’t look at me like that. You know why we had to go for a long time.” He put his hands on his hips and sighed. He looked out to the window. The train was speeding ahead and he could see was green from the lush vegetation around. He walked over to his seat and sat down, still staring out the outside. If there was one thing he loved about traveling, it was all the new things he got see and experience.
“Mum probably does. And Dad. Hmn. I must say, I’m proud of myself for not caving in earlier. I should get him a gif-”
He stopped talking when his Haxorus shoved his head onto his trainer’s lap. He rolled his eyes once more and chuckled.
“You big baby. We’re going back. Eventually.”
A snort.
“No attitude.”
Another snort.
“...Yeah,” he murmured, placing a kiss on the dragon’s head. “I miss home too. We’ll go back soon..that is a promise...”
Who are your parents?
“Ah! My parents? Weeellllllll...!”
“Emmet is suuuuper sure you’ll recognize Ingo and I’s dad, at least! Not sure about Mama, though..” Emmet exclaimed, proceeding to pull out his wallet to show the anonymous train rider a picture.
“Papa is Drayden!”
hey, do you like gummy bears? just curious.
“Ah! Yes yes! Verrrrrry much! I like to suck on them a lot! Especially inbetween battles!!”
“Eeeeh, just avoid the ‘sugar free’ ones..”
For those wondering as to why the Emmet of this blog doesn’t speak in shorter sentences, I just wanna state that because of Ingo’s disappearance he’s forced himself to mature a bit more to fill in his sibling’s duties!
Also, as for those new characters I mentioned a while back in the tags, even if nobody inquired about them, Mod Athena and I are still working on the post. It might be a little bit, though!
Do you do stamp rallies at the subway? I heard they do those a lot in Japan/Kanto and they're preeetty fun!
“Eeeh? I am Emmet. In all my years of working here I’ve never heard of those.”
“Ah! Maaaaaaybe the Gear Station should hold them though! Thank you verrrrrrry much, anon, for the idea!”
*beats Emmet with a Subway Sammich*
Emmet proceeds to beat the anon back with his own subway sandwich.
((Hey Tumblr is an absolute hellsite so I could only upload the glitch gif like this. Sorry!!
In response to this ask:
@emmet-propaganda ))
"Eeeh...! This is verrrrrrrry ominous...! Verrrrrry much so!
"Did something get on here? A virus? Hmmmmmm...."
"Ah! No matter! I am Emmet! As muuuuuch as I want to accept the offer, other me, it just wouldn't be the same! It would be verrrrrrry different to have an Ingo that is not my Ingo..! .....even if he is dead..."
((Hey Tumblr is an absolute hellsite so I could only upload the glitch gif like this. Sorry!!
In response to this ask:
@emmet-propaganda ))
*train pun*
Emmet doesn’t seem to realize it’s a pun. Emmet’s confused.
What's your favorite food? Subway Sandwiches? 0v0
“I am Emmet! I do enjoy subway sandwiches verrrrrry much! My favorite food, though?”
“Milk chocolate! Hot choccy, especially!”
"Another me! Other me! Hello!" -- @emmet-propaganda
“Ah! Hi! Hi other me!”
Emmet had and still does call hot chocolate “hot choccy”. He got into the habit of saying this when he was young and unable to say “chocolate” correctly; he still has yet to drop the phrasing.
:D!! I didn't know this blog existed until today but im very happy to find a Submas blog!! >v
“Ah! I am Emmet! I am verrrrrry happy to see that you are verrrrry happy!”
I’m glad ya like it, Anon! Mod Athena and I are planning on introducing some characters so Emmet isn’t alone, but we’re still thinking on how! X3
“The train isn’t here”
adsfka; was looking through @the-downward-tracks n became kinda curious as to why Ingo was absent
So with a bit of digging i found the answer im a sad :(
but then i got an idea for some art so uhh thanks for that!
bonus:
THIS IS SO COOL!
It breaks my heart to see my version of Emmet so sad though ;;
I napped for like seven hours today, I'm dying
“Ehh! Please do not die!”
"Hello. I am Emmet. I am a Subway Boss. Would you like to do a double battle sometime? Perhaps ride the Double Train?"
“My Goodness, it has been quite some time since I’ve left my house, even longer since my last Pokemon battle… Perhaps I should, though I’ve probably forgotten how double battles work by now… Can’t be too hard to figure out, though.”
“I am Emmet. Double battles are verrry much like single battles. Only with two Pokemon out. Same rules, same typing.”
“So… It is one trainer versus another, with two Pokemon out? What is it when there are two trainers against two trainers? I can’t believe it’s been so long that I’ve forgotten…”
“I am Emmet. One trainer with two Pokemon is a double battle. Two trainers, one Pokemon each, is a multi battle. It is verrrrrrry fine that you have forgotten. Single battles are verrrrrrry common, much more than double and multi battles.”
The sage snapped his fingers, “Yes! I remember now! Ahh, back in the day I used to have multi-battles with the grunts all the time! Double battles were not my things, seeing as I had only two kinds of Pokemon…” He sighed, closing his eyes. “No matter…”
“Double battles are verrrry fun. They are also verrrrry serious, though. It isn’t fun if it is not serious. If you misread one thing, the rest will be totally different. Try and train a team to get a streak to battle me!” Emmet exclaimed. He certainly is a weird case, but he wouldn’t be a Subway Master if he wasn’t.