The Dramatic Mango Queen

[She/Her] || 29, chugging wine.

[depsidase]

[werepires]

wake up babes new destiel meme dropped

[carltonlassie]

unreal official ad that looks like a shippy fan manip from the lj era btw

[carltonlassie]

whoa.... ship in distress

[a-confusion-of-doctors]

alan carr to david and nick: it's just been tearing me apart, it's such a burden to lie to everyone for so long

alan carr in his confessionals after every single murder:

[xanaphiia]

joe marler when nick came out of the castle

[aliferousdreamer]

i love evil gay people

[aliferousdreamer]

AND THE NATION CHEERED

[aliferousdreamer]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

[aliferousdreamer]

THE BETRAYAL THE HURT THE PAIN 😭😭😭💔💔💔

[mariana-oconnor]

"When Joe and I text each other [...] he continually calls me Judas. Sometimes with a heart instead of the u."

And well he should, Nick Mohammed. And. Well. He. Should.

[convolutedcake]

Best thing about celebrity traitors is that Stephen Fry went STRAIGHT to the library and judged the collection

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

"there must be a complete works of Shakespeare here somewhere"

[redgillan]

hurry up we have a louvre heist in 30mins

[laniidae-passerine]

one man putting love so above logic he never thinks he could be betrayed… the other who chooses reason over emotion even when it breaks his own heart… and this sounds like 2010s toxic fandom yaoi but I am talking about Joe Marler and Nick Mohammed from 2025’s Celebrity Traitors.

[traitorsdaily]

subtle foreshadowing??

[withapurplestripe]

the perfect duo

[squilf]

im so glad the guardian treated this tragic romance with the reverence it deserves

[aliferousdreamer]

this man just won the whole bloody game just fyi 😭😭😭