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yellowsyro

Iridescent trio

3000s

what the hell did i do

3000s

home goods blocked me

3000s

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

catchymemes

undeadhousewife

My dad was an aviation engineer and used to spray paint his tools the most obnoxious hot pink he could find. Not only did it make it easy to find his tools, but the amount of guys who wanted to use them went down drastically, and they always made sure to bring them back to my dad so they wouldn’t be caught with pink tools.

My dad always got a kick out if it, and to this day a good chunk of his tools at home are a beautiful shade of hot pink.

bestnatesmithever

Use toxic masculinity against itself

truly will never understand why my honk shoo's are honk shooing the way they honk shoo-uld

#hmm #idfk #being pregnant sucks ig

teaboot

We're at the point that one local restaurant in my area has become a popular destination purely by word of mouth because it pays its employees properly.

"Hey, have you been there? They pay their servers a living wage"

"Yeah you don't have to tip, if you try to tip they'll turn you down"

"I like how they run their business. They treat their employees really well."

"It's a little expensive, so we can't go often, but the food is good and we like how they treat their staff"

I mean they were like

What if we just

Compensated people for their work?

And it was a revolutionary smash hit. They opened like five years ago and people still talk about it

Incredible

shittyalchemist

I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman

girl-sosleepy

tags from @cromerholt

stellabat

that bad sensory moment when you’re trying to do something that requires a lot of focus and the people around you are talking loudly and you’re just sitting there like $&@&&@@^%#%^%***++*%%#%^*+%%%

stanningsos

I can only explain this in cat memes

y'know... I haven't used tumblr in forever. i always have it on my phone/ipad though. just in case. I really need to start using it again. it's a very underrated app, in my opinion. people associate cringe posts with tumblr, but that's on every single app. tumblr is just one of those.

people forget that they're in charge of their own feeds. lmao

#tumblr #i love tumblr sometimes

zzoupz

utopians

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

utopians

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

youaremyeverlovin

effemimaniac

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

queerspacepunk

i want to be asked to come over and help put my friend’s kids to bed as casually as they might text their spouse and ask them to pick up milk on the way home

i want to stop and pick up milk for another friend because i know their spouse hates the grocery store

i want to buy fruit that i dont like because it’s on special and i know people who do

i want to pass lemons over the fence and to take my neighbours bins out when the forget

i want group chats instead of rideshare apps, calls in the middle of the night because someone’s at the hospital, lonely or hungry or both

i want to do the dishes in other people’s houses, extra servings wrapped in tinfoil and tea towels so it’s still warm when you drop it off, a basket of other people’s mending by my couch

i want to be surrounded by reminders that ‘imposing’ on each other is what we were born to do

azrakon

the-grand-author-ne

whydidisavethistomyphone

bgm05

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

bgm05

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.