Hufflepunk

This blog is officially inactive, thanks for hanging out with me!

[skopostheorie]

[closet-keys]

-Third hand labeled ptsd

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[kintheartist]

Please help my best friend

Mel is a transgender nonbinary individual. They are a self-employed writer, mental health advocate, fighter for human rights, and the best friend a person could ask for. They are an incredibly strong and independent person, who was working hard to ensure they could meet their goal for top surgery at the end of August. Unfortunately, things didn’t go as planned. Mel is currently in the hospital, and could be for a while yet. This means that all of their plans for getting the funds have gone out the door. A couple of Mel’s friends have decided to do what they can to make sure that Mel doesn’t have to worry about the money for their much needed surgery and, instead, can focus their energy on recovery and healing. We believe that, with the help of our amazing community, we can help Mel reach this point. #MelsMiracle

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Mel means everything to me. I will have charity commissions open until the end of the fundraiser and everything I earn from them will go to this as well. Please consider donating or at least sharing–reblogging, sending to friends who have been looking for art of their characters, tagging encouragement and support with #MelsMiracle. Sharing and signal boosting is what will make this a success.

I want nothing more than to see Mel smile again. Thank you so much for your help making that a reality.

[sidneyia-deactivated20210826]

Cool Guys Don’t Look At Explosions

now that the dallas live show audio is up, i can post this

[atraversso]

[questionlife]

I opened the door and only Arthur came inside. It’s raining. I couldn’t find the other cat. She’s usually the first to come through the door, so I got slightly worried.

Until

[arianna738]

My phone’s camera accidently started doing a vertical panorama. Decided to give it a go and got this really cool pic!

[tallon-underworld]

Dang

[theonecalledpreposterous-deacti]

“Do you love the color of fire?”

[god-of-brawlhalla]

Sometimes I forget everything is made from bits of stuff that the stars are made of, and this makes me feel warm inside.

[lily-orchard]

Bad idea for a Romantic Comedy The Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this…”

“So how was your day at work?” “YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”

[sirhate]

We clearly have different definitions of bad.

[bryborg]

Momentarily reviving an old meme, because I’ve been listening to a lot of Hamilton lately while I work and this just popped into my head listening to Obedient Servant.

I’m really hoping nobody beat me to this  :’D

[sonypraystation]

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

[sonypraystation]

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

[officialcrow]

they beat jesus with that

[wordswithkittywitch]

Maybe I’m biased because I make my own clothes, but skirts are better than trousers because you can put bigger pockets in skirts. With trousers, you’re limited to the size of your leg but with skirts you can just fill it up and people will just assume you’re wearing a petticoat until they hear the crunch of the Dorito bags.

Just once I’d like the see an historical heroine be asked if it bothers her that she has to wear skirts and have say, “Not really. I couldn’t fit this in a waistcoat.” and just pull out a loaf of bread or something and start eating it right in front of the baffled male lead.

It would work great in the 1700s with those removable pockets, you could fit a couple of Italian loaves in there.

[odinsblog]

JFC.

[drst]

TRUMP KNOWS WHAT HIV IS. ROY COHN DIED OF AIDS AND TRUMP’S HATRED OF GAYS AND GERMS IS DIRECTLY RELATED TO THAT.

[pammiejr]

[teenagerposts]

Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere

[microweave]

kid: hey can i go outside and exercise and make some friends

parents: no

kid: okay then

kid: *relies on the internet for literally all social interaction and entertainment because there’s nothing else to do in the house*

parents: get off your phone. youre on the internet too much. you’re addicted. it’s unhealthy. children shouldnt be doing this. why dont you have any friends

[arinharin-appreciation]

Even Dan himself agrees

[cursedstim]

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

[cursedstim]

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

[lazersnewurl]

hey op where did you see the buildings

[lazersnewurl]

where are the buildings op

[almondkittie]

Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it:

[almondkittie]

Then imagine that tweet backfiring! Lmbo

The entire thread is filled with women complimenting each other. I loved it! ☺️☺️