“Yoohoo~ Im Not Finished.”

Roleplay & Ask Blog for the Kevorkian

[the-euthanizer]

Z-888 Kevorkian

“The Euthanizer.”

Z-888 was the product of an experiment from leftover material in budget that derived from the “Project Mutagenesis”’s funds on May 12th 2010. Z-888 was not expected to be a successful specimen, having been created with many different animal DNA samples with no coordination. The most prominent genetics to show were that of the Oncorhynchus mykiss(Rainbow Trout). Ultimately, with the realization that the body was developing, the project shifted to testing if Urbanshade could implant homosapien consciousness and intelligence into a non-human creature. 

With a sample from a deceased subject(who was assessed to have had an average mind)’s neurons, they were extracted to be added to a hormone which was then injected into the chamber the creature was growing in, and eventually the specimen itself once it had developed a sufficient amount. Aided by the growth and hormone boosters, the creature was classified as a juvenile and finally released from the chamber on February 23rd 2013. Its handler, [REDACTED], proceeded to be its main caretaker up to July 7th 2024. During this time, it had learned to speak and perform high-IQ tests, far surpassing that of a corvid’s which had been its originally estimated intelligence, and had been named “Kevorkian” by said handler. However, while it had gained human emotion, thought and mind, they had only developed to the base of every person’s mind: Greed, Pride and bloodlust. With Mrs. [REDACTED]’s psychology report, Z-888 was diagnosed with NPD, OCPD, and BD. Prior to the breach, it had been used as the main method of execution and euthanasia to entertain it and further more prevent it from turning on the company. Looking through response and behavioural patterns, it seems that Z-888 also holds some of the memories of the person its mind came from.

Kevorkian is "Best Friends" with @lemonliscious

He is controlling, overbearing, and completely arrogant, willing to do anything for his own gain. Lemon is very unsettled by him and does her best to cater to his demands. He hates it when anybody else gets her attention.

Keep in mind this character has no sense of remorse.

Voice Claim: Insane Clown Posse (Either Voice)

Basic DNIs!

Lemonliscious and The-Euthanizer are run by the same mod, Peghita!

NSFW is forbidden, but dirty jokes and language are tolerated.

However, Flirting is allowed! (If for whatever reason you’d want to)

[peanut-mailman-service]

“Hey there! The name’s Peanut!”

~~

Heyyo! This blog is run by @minifrau!

Peanut is a very tiny entity of unknown origin who spends his time making deliveries or delivering messages in exchange for food or research! (His current employer is Sebastian, who sends him to our Expendable’s orders into the Dropbox)

Keep in mind, he’s small but a hard worker! He’ll keep any secret you’re sending!

[lemonliscious]

When you’re like 3 chapters into a fanfic and only just share it to Tumblr

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Wiooow Pressure x Fallout???? WHAT A SHOOOO KER. Fair warning. This has nothing to do with a certain someone’s pressure lore. It is very much modified in this ofc.

It’s my favourite little psychopath.

[parasitic-cleanup-crew]

Welcome to the after show!

Interitus is the queen/king bee of his species of parasite in the Blacksite; Rotveil.

Him and his youngs’ job is to clean up the messes of the remains of oh-so-tragically deceased previous Stars of the show, run by the Hosts! The form of payment of course being easy food.

Interitus seems to only care for his spawn, but will still have interactions with outsiders. Said offspring often hitch rides upon his tail or back, whether they be larvae or nymphs. It also always has a distinct reek of fresh corpses, though never near rotting. If danger is sensed, his kin will hide beneath his armour plates. It isn’t easy to look at if you have a weak stomach.

Each one of Interitus’ young worship him, joining him for his meals and cleaning him after. He normally speaks to them in another language, however communication through English is possible. Interitus stays relatively calm unless he or his offspring are threatened. He is nesting in the vault, and it’s implied that he has quite the hive. Searching for it is unadvised. Though it is currently unconfirmed, it is rumoured all of his young are named. As an English translation, he refers to the Rotveil on the back of the crooked’s cranium as “Lamarr.”

Interitus is currently considered the only “Queen” of his species, and all current young are male.

It is not uncommon for him to bring live prey for his young to practice using as hosts.

Second doodle was digitalized from one of my older sketchbooks! I have no idea if I used a reference this was like 3 months and 2 sketchbooks ago lmao.

Voice claim: Moondrop (FnaF: Security Breach)

Maybe adding tags… hm…

Also flirting’s chill lol. Not likely that he’ll receive it well.

Run by @minifrau!

Other roleplay blogs:

@lemonliscious

@the-euthanizer

@the-blacksite-twink

@rachjumper

[bowfortheaudience]

@the-blacksite-twink

[the-blacksite-twink]

“Bitch???”

[the-blacksite-twink]

Harvey - “Twink”

This is a rp/ask blog for my oc Harvey!

Harvey is one of the entertainers of the vault.

Host’s completely loyal employee…

Harvey is unbelievably ill and works to earn medicine from the Hosts. He also despises being called anything dehumanizing or insulting, despite (nearly) nobody having any idea on what he is. He is normally incapacitated from his illness and will spend his time resting whenever he is not on the job.

Lore and backstory made with and included in @bowfortheaudience

This blog is run by MiniFrau/Peghita

@minifrau

General DNIs!

No NSFW, but flirty and/or dirty jokes are fine.

Tags:

#Time To Earn Life = Harvey working

#Just let me sleep = Harvey is resting (literally most of what he does)

#Do I know you? = General Roleplay

#Nothing personal = Expendable involved Roleplay

#Coworkers = Any entity and/or character in the vault

[lemonliscious]

wawawawawawawa guess who finished their little sketched animatic

⚠️ TW FLASHING ⚠️

[thebouncerofraveyard]

“HAH, hey, idiot.”

*Kevorkian sneered, waving a claw at the bouncer.*

“Could I get iiiiin~?”

( @the-euthanizer )

(Bouncer looks at Kevorkian, he groans. He points at the sign)

"No, you aren't following the dress code."

(Bouncer points at Kevorkian with his boney hand)

"Lose ya skin or get lost, it is really that simple."

[the-euthanizer]

“Aren’t scales close enough~?”

*Kevorkian sighs, sticking his tongue out.*

[thebouncerofraveyard]

"Aren't scales a type of skin?"

(Bouncer groans)

[the-euthanizer]

“Lose the accent, yeah? I can’t understand yooou.”

*Kevorkian shrugs, grinning as he checks his claws.*

[thebouncerofraveyard]

(Bouncer looks annoyed)

"I can't lose the accent, I'm Scottish! I was born in Scotland and raised in the country!"

[the-euthanizer]

“No wonder you turned out like this.”

*Kevorkian signed in an almost pitiful tone.*

[squidy-the-squid]

*Kevorkian sighs, tapping his claw against the ground.*

“Are you seriously sticking around..?”

( @the-euthanizer )

“Yep!”

- The kid proclaimed proudly, a smug little look on his now unmasked face. -

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian groaned, face-palming and nearly slashing himself with his claws.*

“That’s it, I should have let pandemonium get you…”

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy gasped, offended, and put a hand on his chest dramatically. -

“Hey, take that back! You don’t mean that!”

- His expression suddenly wavered a bit as he thought about what Kevorkian said a bit more. -

“…Right?”

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian groaned.*

“Whatever, kiddo.”

*He stretched, standing back up.*

“Ugh… just remember if someone does anything to you, you come to me. They won’t do it again.”

[squidy-the-squid]

“Yes, sir!”

- Squidy chirped, getting up on the tips of his tentacles as well. There was a certain formality to his tone, like it was a line that’d been practiced over and over. Squidy didn’t seem to notice though, like it was an automatic response. -

[the-euthanizer]

“You… haven’t happened to meet a Sebastian down here, have you?”

*Kevorkian inquired, slowly walking out of the room.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“Sebastian, Sebastian…”

- They murmured, trailing behind as their claws thoughtfully stroked their chin. -

“Oh, Mr. Blue! Yes. He’s weird. And jumpy. And always tired.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Eugh…”

*Kevorkian seemed genuinely disgusted by the mention, grunting as he led the way.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy continued, ignoring his disgusted response. -

“He acts really mean or overly nice depending on what works best in the situation, it’s interesting. He’s always been kinda weird around me though, I’ve only talked to Scribble Face a few times but they say he’s the same way with them. Do you know Scribble Face? They’re nice once you get past the bullets, most of the time. Sometimes they just switch personalities on the dot for whatever reason.”

- …Weirdly insightful for a supposedly one month old child. -

[the-euthanizer]

“That’s the Painter. He has personality issues.”

*Kevorkian grumbles, making a leap over a broken catwalk. He turned back, staring at the kid to see if they needed a lift.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy stared at the broken catwalk, then down at his lack of legs capable of jumping, then around at the decrepit facility. He started walking back, looking like he was walking away- before wrapping all of his arms around a surprisingly sturdy pipe going along the wall and shimmying over. It looked precarious as hell, but he had a big smile on his face the whole time. -

“Oh… Well, I like Scribble Face. It describes them perfectly! They like to scribble, and they have a face, which is scribbly!”

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian rolled his eyes again, secretly prepared to catch the kiddo.*

“Sure… he’s fucking weird.”

[squidy-the-squid]

“Everyone is weird!”

- He dropped onto the metal floor, splatting with a thud before popping back up like a jello cube. -

“But that’s what makes people fun. You’re weird, I’m weird, I like weird.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Whatever, kid.”

*Kevorkian sighed, looking over them to ensure nothing followed.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“You sigh a lot, know?”

- Squidy said. He decided to mimic his grumpy expression and annoyed huffs, crossing his arms and turning away for dramatic effect. -

“You look like this.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Mmph… nothing to smile about.”

*Kevorkian grumbles, finally turning back forward and stalking ahead.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“You could at least tryyyy-“

- He whined, following like an urchin stuck to his tail. -

“It could make you look scarier!”

[the-euthanizer]

“I already send most things running, kid.”

*He said plainly, dragging his tail. He lifted his head, scenting their surroundings.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“You didn’t send me running.”

- He said smugly, seeming proud to have beaten the supposedly scariest thing in the whole facility. He giggled, talking jokingly and leaning on his side. -

“Obviously you were terrified of my squishy blobness, I’m soooo much scarier than you.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Maybe because I didn’t do this.”

*what?*

*Suddenly, he was right in Squidy’s face, snarling as his eyes seemed to lose all trace of humanity. His maw parted, allowing a freakishly deep hiss to pollute the air’s stillness. His spine was arched, ridged as his dorsal fin fanned upwards.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy looked like a fainting goat the way his wide pupilless eyes somehow got even wider. Then in a puff of smoke- he vanished. -

“DON’T DO THAT!”

- A shrill voice came from above, the kid hanging onto an overhanging pipe and shaking so bad it looked like he and the metal would collapse. Thin trails of the same smoke were coming off of him, as he muttered little whimpering ‘ow, ow, ow-‘s -

[the-euthanizer]

*He nonchalantly looked up, raising his brows.*

“Point made.”

*He shrugged, squinting at him. He moved in self beneath them for a landing.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy grumbled, frustrated, slipping off the pipe and landing on his back. The cold chill was intensified tenfold with their whole body on him, but Squidy seemed to be in heaven absorbing all the body heat he could feel. They looked like they were about to fall asleep. -

“I forgot how warm you are…”

[the-euthanizer]

*Z-888 snorted, just accepting carrying the kid at this point. He spun, making long, fluid strides.*

“Mmmmmhm…”

[squidy-the-squid]

*Kevorkian sighs, tapping his claw against the ground.*

“Are you seriously sticking around..?”

( @the-euthanizer )

“Yep!”

- The kid proclaimed proudly, a smug little look on his now unmasked face. -

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian groaned, face-palming and nearly slashing himself with his claws.*

“That’s it, I should have let pandemonium get you…”

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy gasped, offended, and put a hand on his chest dramatically. -

“Hey, take that back! You don’t mean that!”

- His expression suddenly wavered a bit as he thought about what Kevorkian said a bit more. -

“…Right?”

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian groaned.*

“Whatever, kiddo.”

*He stretched, standing back up.*

“Ugh… just remember if someone does anything to you, you come to me. They won’t do it again.”

[squidy-the-squid]

“Yes, sir!”

- Squidy chirped, getting up on the tips of his tentacles as well. There was a certain formality to his tone, like it was a line that’d been practiced over and over. Squidy didn’t seem to notice though, like it was an automatic response. -

[the-euthanizer]

“You… haven’t happened to meet a Sebastian down here, have you?”

*Kevorkian inquired, slowly walking out of the room.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“Sebastian, Sebastian…”

- They murmured, trailing behind as their claws thoughtfully stroked their chin. -

“Oh, Mr. Blue! Yes. He’s weird. And jumpy. And always tired.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Eugh…”

*Kevorkian seemed genuinely disgusted by the mention, grunting as he led the way.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy continued, ignoring his disgusted response. -

“He acts really mean or overly nice depending on what works best in the situation, it’s interesting. He’s always been kinda weird around me though, I’ve only talked to Scribble Face a few times but they say he’s the same way with them. Do you know Scribble Face? They’re nice once you get past the bullets, most of the time. Sometimes they just switch personalities on the dot for whatever reason.”

- …Weirdly insightful for a supposedly one month old child. -

[the-euthanizer]

“That’s the Painter. He has personality issues.”

*Kevorkian grumbles, making a leap over a broken catwalk. He turned back, staring at the kid to see if they needed a lift.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy stared at the broken catwalk, then down at his lack of legs capable of jumping, then around at the decrepit facility. He started walking back, looking like he was walking away- before wrapping all of his arms around a surprisingly sturdy pipe going along the wall and shimmying over. It looked precarious as hell, but he had a big smile on his face the whole time. -

“Oh… Well, I like Scribble Face. It describes them perfectly! They like to scribble, and they have a face, which is scribbly!”

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian rolled his eyes again, secretly prepared to catch the kiddo.*

“Sure… he’s fucking weird.”

[squidy-the-squid]

“Everyone is weird!”

- He dropped onto the metal floor, splatting with a thud before popping back up like a jello cube. -

“But that’s what makes people fun. You’re weird, I’m weird, I like weird.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Whatever, kid.”

*Kevorkian sighed, looking over them to ensure nothing followed.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“You sigh a lot, know?”

- Squidy said. He decided to mimic his grumpy expression and annoyed huffs, crossing his arms and turning away for dramatic effect. -

“You look like this.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Mmph… nothing to smile about.”

*Kevorkian grumbles, finally turning back forward and stalking ahead.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“You could at least tryyyy-“

- He whined, following like an urchin stuck to his tail. -

“It could make you look scarier!”

[the-euthanizer]

“I already send most things running, kid.”

*He said plainly, dragging his tail. He lifted his head, scenting their surroundings.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“You didn’t send me running.”

- He said smugly, seeming proud to have beaten the supposedly scariest thing in the whole facility. He giggled, talking jokingly and leaning on his side. -

“Obviously you were terrified of my squishy blobness, I’m soooo much scarier than you.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Maybe because I didn’t do this.”

*what?*

*Suddenly, he was right in Squidy’s face, snarling as his eyes seemed to lose all trace of humanity. His maw parted, allowing a freakishly deep hiss to pollute the air’s stillness. His spine was arched, ridged as his dorsal fin fanned upwards.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy looked like a fainting goat the way his wide pupilless eyes somehow got even wider. Then in a puff of smoke- he vanished. -

“DON’T DO THAT!”

- A shrill voice came from above, the kid hanging onto an overhanging pipe and shaking so bad it looked like he and the metal would collapse. Thin trails of the same smoke were coming off of him, as he muttered little whimpering ‘ow, ow, ow-‘s -

[the-euthanizer]

*He nonchalantly looked up, raising his brows.*

“Point made.”

*He shrugged, squinting at him. He moved in self beneath them for a landing.*

[squidy-the-squid]

*Kevorkian sighs, tapping his claw against the ground.*

“Are you seriously sticking around..?”

( @the-euthanizer )

“Yep!”

- The kid proclaimed proudly, a smug little look on his now unmasked face. -

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian groaned, face-palming and nearly slashing himself with his claws.*

“That’s it, I should have let pandemonium get you…”

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy gasped, offended, and put a hand on his chest dramatically. -

“Hey, take that back! You don’t mean that!”

- His expression suddenly wavered a bit as he thought about what Kevorkian said a bit more. -

“…Right?”

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian groaned.*

“Whatever, kiddo.”

*He stretched, standing back up.*

“Ugh… just remember if someone does anything to you, you come to me. They won’t do it again.”

[squidy-the-squid]

“Yes, sir!”

- Squidy chirped, getting up on the tips of his tentacles as well. There was a certain formality to his tone, like it was a line that’d been practiced over and over. Squidy didn’t seem to notice though, like it was an automatic response. -

[the-euthanizer]

“You… haven’t happened to meet a Sebastian down here, have you?”

*Kevorkian inquired, slowly walking out of the room.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“Sebastian, Sebastian…”

- They murmured, trailing behind as their claws thoughtfully stroked their chin. -

“Oh, Mr. Blue! Yes. He’s weird. And jumpy. And always tired.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Eugh…”

*Kevorkian seemed genuinely disgusted by the mention, grunting as he led the way.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy continued, ignoring his disgusted response. -

“He acts really mean or overly nice depending on what works best in the situation, it’s interesting. He’s always been kinda weird around me though, I’ve only talked to Scribble Face a few times but they say he’s the same way with them. Do you know Scribble Face? They’re nice once you get past the bullets, most of the time. Sometimes they just switch personalities on the dot for whatever reason.”

- …Weirdly insightful for a supposedly one month old child. -

[the-euthanizer]

“That’s the Painter. He has personality issues.”

*Kevorkian grumbles, making a leap over a broken catwalk. He turned back, staring at the kid to see if they needed a lift.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy stared at the broken catwalk, then down at his lack of legs capable of jumping, then around at the decrepit facility. He started walking back, looking like he was walking away- before wrapping all of his arms around a surprisingly sturdy pipe going along the wall and shimmying over. It looked precarious as hell, but he had a big smile on his face the whole time. -

“Oh… Well, I like Scribble Face. It describes them perfectly! They like to scribble, and they have a face, which is scribbly!”

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian rolled his eyes again, secretly prepared to catch the kiddo.*

“Sure… he’s fucking weird.”

[squidy-the-squid]

“Everyone is weird!”

- He dropped onto the metal floor, splatting with a thud before popping back up like a jello cube. -

“But that’s what makes people fun. You’re weird, I’m weird, I like weird.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Whatever, kid.”

*Kevorkian sighed, looking over them to ensure nothing followed.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“You sigh a lot, know?”

- Squidy said. He decided to mimic his grumpy expression and annoyed huffs, crossing his arms and turning away for dramatic effect. -

“You look like this.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Mmph… nothing to smile about.”

*Kevorkian grumbles, finally turning back forward and stalking ahead.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“You could at least tryyyy-“

- He whined, following like an urchin stuck to his tail. -

“It could make you look scarier!”

[the-euthanizer]

“I already send most things running, kid.”

*He said plainly, dragging his tail. He lifted his head, scenting their surroundings.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“You didn’t send me running.”

- He said smugly, seeming proud to have beaten the supposedly scariest thing in the whole facility. He giggled, talking jokingly and leaning on his side. -

“Obviously you were terrified of my squishy blobness, I’m soooo much scarier than you.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Maybe because I didn’t do this.”

*what?*

*Suddenly, he was right in Squidy’s face, snarling as his eyes seemed to lose all trace of humanity. His maw parted, allowing a freakishly deep hiss to pollute the air’s stillness. His spine was arched, ridged as his dorsal fin fanned upwards.*

[squidy-the-squid]

*Kevorkian sighs, tapping his claw against the ground.*

“Are you seriously sticking around..?”

( @the-euthanizer )

“Yep!”

- The kid proclaimed proudly, a smug little look on his now unmasked face. -

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian groaned, face-palming and nearly slashing himself with his claws.*

“That’s it, I should have let pandemonium get you…”

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy gasped, offended, and put a hand on his chest dramatically. -

“Hey, take that back! You don’t mean that!”

- His expression suddenly wavered a bit as he thought about what Kevorkian said a bit more. -

“…Right?”

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian groaned.*

“Whatever, kiddo.”

*He stretched, standing back up.*

“Ugh… just remember if someone does anything to you, you come to me. They won’t do it again.”

[squidy-the-squid]

“Yes, sir!”

- Squidy chirped, getting up on the tips of his tentacles as well. There was a certain formality to his tone, like it was a line that’d been practiced over and over. Squidy didn’t seem to notice though, like it was an automatic response. -

[the-euthanizer]

“You… haven’t happened to meet a Sebastian down here, have you?”

*Kevorkian inquired, slowly walking out of the room.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“Sebastian, Sebastian…”

- They murmured, trailing behind as their claws thoughtfully stroked their chin. -

“Oh, Mr. Blue! Yes. He’s weird. And jumpy. And always tired.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Eugh…”

*Kevorkian seemed genuinely disgusted by the mention, grunting as he led the way.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy continued, ignoring his disgusted response. -

“He acts really mean or overly nice depending on what works best in the situation, it’s interesting. He’s always been kinda weird around me though, I’ve only talked to Scribble Face a few times but they say he’s the same way with them. Do you know Scribble Face? They’re nice once you get past the bullets, most of the time. Sometimes they just switch personalities on the dot for whatever reason.”

- …Weirdly insightful for a supposedly one month old child. -

[the-euthanizer]

“That’s the Painter. He has personality issues.”

*Kevorkian grumbles, making a leap over a broken catwalk. He turned back, staring at the kid to see if they needed a lift.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy stared at the broken catwalk, then down at his lack of legs capable of jumping, then around at the decrepit facility. He started walking back, looking like he was walking away- before wrapping all of his arms around a surprisingly sturdy pipe going along the wall and shimmying over. It looked precarious as hell, but he had a big smile on his face the whole time. -

“Oh… Well, I like Scribble Face. It describes them perfectly! They like to scribble, and they have a face, which is scribbly!”

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian rolled his eyes again, secretly prepared to catch the kiddo.*

“Sure… he’s fucking weird.”

[squidy-the-squid]

“Everyone is weird!”

- He dropped onto the metal floor, splatting with a thud before popping back up like a jello cube. -

“But that’s what makes people fun. You’re weird, I’m weird, I like weird.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Whatever, kid.”

*Kevorkian sighed, looking over them to ensure nothing followed.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“You sigh a lot, know?”

- Squidy said. He decided to mimic his grumpy expression and annoyed huffs, crossing his arms and turning away for dramatic effect. -

“You look like this.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Mmph… nothing to smile about.”

*Kevorkian grumbles, finally turning back forward and stalking ahead.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“You could at least tryyyy-“

- He whined, following like an urchin stuck to his tail. -

“It could make you look scarier!”

[the-euthanizer]

“I already send most things running, kid.”

*He said plainly, dragging his tail. He lifted his head, scenting their surroundings.*

[squidy-the-squid]

*Kevorkian sighs, tapping his claw against the ground.*

“Are you seriously sticking around..?”

( @the-euthanizer )

“Yep!”

- The kid proclaimed proudly, a smug little look on his now unmasked face. -

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian groaned, face-palming and nearly slashing himself with his claws.*

“That’s it, I should have let pandemonium get you…”

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy gasped, offended, and put a hand on his chest dramatically. -

“Hey, take that back! You don’t mean that!”

- His expression suddenly wavered a bit as he thought about what Kevorkian said a bit more. -

“…Right?”

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian groaned.*

“Whatever, kiddo.”

*He stretched, standing back up.*

“Ugh… just remember if someone does anything to you, you come to me. They won’t do it again.”

[squidy-the-squid]

“Yes, sir!”

- Squidy chirped, getting up on the tips of his tentacles as well. There was a certain formality to his tone, like it was a line that’d been practiced over and over. Squidy didn’t seem to notice though, like it was an automatic response. -

[the-euthanizer]

“You… haven’t happened to meet a Sebastian down here, have you?”

*Kevorkian inquired, slowly walking out of the room.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“Sebastian, Sebastian…”

- They murmured, trailing behind as their claws thoughtfully stroked their chin. -

“Oh, Mr. Blue! Yes. He’s weird. And jumpy. And always tired.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Eugh…”

*Kevorkian seemed genuinely disgusted by the mention, grunting as he led the way.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy continued, ignoring his disgusted response. -

“He acts really mean or overly nice depending on what works best in the situation, it’s interesting. He’s always been kinda weird around me though, I’ve only talked to Scribble Face a few times but they say he’s the same way with them. Do you know Scribble Face? They’re nice once you get past the bullets, most of the time. Sometimes they just switch personalities on the dot for whatever reason.”

- …Weirdly insightful for a supposedly one month old child. -

[the-euthanizer]

“That’s the Painter. He has personality issues.”

*Kevorkian grumbles, making a leap over a broken catwalk. He turned back, staring at the kid to see if they needed a lift.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy stared at the broken catwalk, then down at his lack of legs capable of jumping, then around at the decrepit facility. He started walking back, looking like he was walking away- before wrapping all of his arms around a surprisingly sturdy pipe going along the wall and shimmying over. It looked precarious as hell, but he had a big smile on his face the whole time. -

“Oh… Well, I like Scribble Face. It describes them perfectly! They like to scribble, and they have a face, which is scribbly!”

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian rolled his eyes again, secretly prepared to catch the kiddo.*

“Sure… he’s fucking weird.”

[squidy-the-squid]

“Everyone is weird!”

- He dropped onto the metal floor, splatting with a thud before popping back up like a jello cube. -

“But that’s what makes people fun. You’re weird, I’m weird, I like weird.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Whatever, kid.”

*Kevorkian sighed, looking over them to ensure nothing followed.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“You sigh a lot, know?”

- Squidy said. He decided to mimic his grumpy expression and annoyed huffs, crossing his arms and turning away for dramatic effect. -

“You look like this.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Mmph… nothing to smile about.”

*Kevorkian grumbles, finally turning back forward and stalking ahead.*

[thebouncerofraveyard]

“HAH, hey, idiot.”

*Kevorkian sneered, waving a claw at the bouncer.*

“Could I get iiiiin~?”

( @the-euthanizer )

(Bouncer looks at Kevorkian, he groans. He points at the sign)

"No, you aren't following the dress code."

(Bouncer points at Kevorkian with his boney hand)

"Lose ya skin or get lost, it is really that simple."

[the-euthanizer]

“Aren’t scales close enough~?”

*Kevorkian sighs, sticking his tongue out.*

[thebouncerofraveyard]

"Aren't scales a type of skin?"

(Bouncer groans)

[the-euthanizer]

“Lose the accent, yeah? I can’t understand yooou.”

*Kevorkian shrugs, grinning as he checks his claws.*

[thebouncerofraveyard]

“HAH, hey, idiot.”

*Kevorkian sneered, waving a claw at the bouncer.*

“Could I get iiiiin~?”

( @the-euthanizer )

(Bouncer looks at Kevorkian, he groans. He points at the sign)

"No, you aren't following the dress code."

(Bouncer points at Kevorkian with his boney hand)

"Lose ya skin or get lost, it is really that simple."

[the-euthanizer]

“Aren’t scales close enough~?”

*Kevorkian sighs, sticking his tongue out.*

[squidy-the-squid]

*Kevorkian sighs, tapping his claw against the ground.*

“Are you seriously sticking around..?”

( @the-euthanizer )

“Yep!”

- The kid proclaimed proudly, a smug little look on his now unmasked face. -

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian groaned, face-palming and nearly slashing himself with his claws.*

“That’s it, I should have let pandemonium get you…”

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy gasped, offended, and put a hand on his chest dramatically. -

“Hey, take that back! You don’t mean that!”

- His expression suddenly wavered a bit as he thought about what Kevorkian said a bit more. -

“…Right?”

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian groaned.*

“Whatever, kiddo.”

*He stretched, standing back up.*

“Ugh… just remember if someone does anything to you, you come to me. They won’t do it again.”

[squidy-the-squid]

“Yes, sir!”

- Squidy chirped, getting up on the tips of his tentacles as well. There was a certain formality to his tone, like it was a line that’d been practiced over and over. Squidy didn’t seem to notice though, like it was an automatic response. -

[the-euthanizer]

“You… haven’t happened to meet a Sebastian down here, have you?”

*Kevorkian inquired, slowly walking out of the room.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“Sebastian, Sebastian…”

- They murmured, trailing behind as their claws thoughtfully stroked their chin. -

“Oh, Mr. Blue! Yes. He’s weird. And jumpy. And always tired.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Eugh…”

*Kevorkian seemed genuinely disgusted by the mention, grunting as he led the way.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy continued, ignoring his disgusted response. -

“He acts really mean or overly nice depending on what works best in the situation, it’s interesting. He’s always been kinda weird around me though, I’ve only talked to Scribble Face a few times but they say he’s the same way with them. Do you know Scribble Face? They’re nice once you get past the bullets, most of the time. Sometimes they just switch personalities on the dot for whatever reason.”

- …Weirdly insightful for a supposedly one month old child. -

[the-euthanizer]

“That’s the Painter. He has personality issues.”

*Kevorkian grumbles, making a leap over a broken catwalk. He turned back, staring at the kid to see if they needed a lift.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy stared at the broken catwalk, then down at his lack of legs capable of jumping, then around at the decrepit facility. He started walking back, looking like he was walking away- before wrapping all of his arms around a surprisingly sturdy pipe going along the wall and shimmying over. It looked precarious as hell, but he had a big smile on his face the whole time. -

“Oh… Well, I like Scribble Face. It describes them perfectly! They like to scribble, and they have a face, which is scribbly!”

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian rolled his eyes again, secretly prepared to catch the kiddo.*

“Sure… he’s fucking weird.”

[squidy-the-squid]

“Everyone is weird!”

- He dropped onto the metal floor, splatting with a thud before popping back up like a jello cube. -

“But that’s what makes people fun. You’re weird, I’m weird, I like weird.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Whatever, kid.”

*Kevorkian sighed, looking over them to ensure nothing followed.*

[squidy-the-squid]

*Kevorkian sighs, tapping his claw against the ground.*

“Are you seriously sticking around..?”

( @the-euthanizer )

“Yep!”

- The kid proclaimed proudly, a smug little look on his now unmasked face. -

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian groaned, face-palming and nearly slashing himself with his claws.*

“That’s it, I should have let pandemonium get you…”

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy gasped, offended, and put a hand on his chest dramatically. -

“Hey, take that back! You don’t mean that!”

- His expression suddenly wavered a bit as he thought about what Kevorkian said a bit more. -

“…Right?”

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian groaned.*

“Whatever, kiddo.”

*He stretched, standing back up.*

“Ugh… just remember if someone does anything to you, you come to me. They won’t do it again.”

[squidy-the-squid]

“Yes, sir!”

- Squidy chirped, getting up on the tips of his tentacles as well. There was a certain formality to his tone, like it was a line that’d been practiced over and over. Squidy didn’t seem to notice though, like it was an automatic response. -

[the-euthanizer]

“You… haven’t happened to meet a Sebastian down here, have you?”

*Kevorkian inquired, slowly walking out of the room.*

[squidy-the-squid]

“Sebastian, Sebastian…”

- They murmured, trailing behind as their claws thoughtfully stroked their chin. -

“Oh, Mr. Blue! Yes. He’s weird. And jumpy. And always tired.”

[the-euthanizer]

“Eugh…”

*Kevorkian seemed genuinely disgusted by the mention, grunting as he led the way.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy continued, ignoring his disgusted response. -

“He acts really mean or overly nice depending on what works best in the situation, it’s interesting. He’s always been kinda weird around me though, I’ve only talked to Scribble Face a few times but they say he’s the same way with them. Do you know Scribble Face? They’re nice once you get past the bullets, most of the time. Sometimes they just switch personalities on the dot for whatever reason.”

- …Weirdly insightful for a supposedly one month old child. -

[the-euthanizer]

“That’s the Painter. He has personality issues.”

*Kevorkian grumbles, making a leap over a broken catwalk. He turned back, staring at the kid to see if they needed a lift.*

[squidy-the-squid]

- Squidy stared at the broken catwalk, then down at his lack of legs capable of jumping, then around at the decrepit facility. He started walking back, looking like he was walking away- before wrapping all of his arms around a surprisingly sturdy pipe going along the wall and shimmying over. It looked precarious as hell, but he had a big smile on his face the whole time. -

“Oh… Well, I like Scribble Face. It describes them perfectly! They like to scribble, and they have a face, which is scribbly!”

[the-euthanizer]

*Kevorkian rolled his eyes again, secretly prepared to catch the kiddo.*

“Sure… he’s fucking weird.”