Here there be monsters...

Sean, Marine Biology BSc/MSc. I take lots of photos and videos of stuff, but thats usually on insta or eyeem. Wanting the funny stuff from tumblr!

[thememedaddy]

me irl

[johnathan-armanithan]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[catboybreeder]

I was watching the trailer for Trixie’s new motel show and Leslie Jordan had me rolling lmao

[fuckyeahlotrcast]

[fairy-on-my-gayward-son]

Gays going to brunch

[hazoret]

MY OLD COWORKER JUST SENT ME THIS

[nuckgirl16]

Anger as Texas attorney general declares Pride Week ‘illegal’

‘The Texas Legislature has made it clear that when it comes to sex education, parents – not school districts – are in charge,’ writes Ken Pa

Fuck Texas

[anarchistmemedistro]

[shambling-under-moonlight]

Be gay do crime

[thesadboisguidetolife]

[tinderventure]

Man loves beef

[bringbackthegoldenage-deactivat]

How r u out here being homophobic and still writing mpreg 😭

Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldn’t expect someone like you to understand that.

[catboyinchief]

[i-need-an-egress]

This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.

[percethecurse]

It’s what

[caecilius-est-pater]

OK here’s the context:

This person writes fanfic about real life musicians from the 60s, including mpreg. They’re also openly homophobic. Someone made a post joking about Davy Jones from the band The Monkees being gay and OP went off on them about how disrespectful it is to headcanon real life people who are still alive as being gay. OP’s inbox got flooded by people pointing out that they themselves write fic about actual real life people who are still alive being mpreg’d but they insist it’s totally different you guys I swear and had a meltdown.

Also, the fic isn’t actually about Paul McCartney, it’s about Paul Simon from Simon & Garfunkel being impregnated by Lily Tomlin.

[ok-boomer]

y’all i kinda just assumed this was an old 2014ish post circulating, but the original post was made yesterday. as in like, on May 19th 2022

[justhavetofeelthewaves]

god I love this site. so much.

[tiktoksforlosers]

X

[jeanjauthor]

There is so much going on here, the fact she made a laptop mockup for her own cat, the fact that she put the “google images of birds” on it, the fact that the cat KNOWS it’s the cat’s “laptop,” the fact that the cat is UPSET WHEN HER LAPTOP IS MESSED WITH...

12/10 would watch again

[tianella]

So great lol

[best-friend-quads]

You TOUCH Miette’s LAPTOP?

[thenatsdorf]

Working from home. (via mujisama)

[msspookypickles]

Unmute

[cosmomoore]

Thor does this lol

[kaenimmx]

Cute

[everythingfox]

Cuddly boi

(via)

[irisbythegoogoodolls]

too much media that depicts bi characters as sexy chads. we need more representation of cringe fail bisexual losers in media

[lairofthelady]

[french-romarin]

To note:

FR: concentrer /EN: focus

FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel

FR: pingouin /EN: penguin

FR: câlin /EN: hug

[bat--country-deactivated2026032]

the “PINE-GUINE” fucking killed me asfgashasfg

[maya-tl]

Google Translate: focus

This man, with extreme amounts of self-confidence: fUCK US

[everythingfox]

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

🎥: Gambino_911

[injuries-in-dust]

I’ve made a shopping list, I’ll be making these this weekend.

[keyrousse]

Dylan being savage in the comments:

[boykavalier]

CHUCKY 1.03 “I Like to Be Hugged”

[everythingfox]

I was so confused for a second

(via)

[thepineapplepanda]

I honestly thought-

[dekoi2501post]