Brainrot Central

25/🇺🇸/queer/depressed college student. I reblog anything I find funny, interesting, and/or fits my many fandoms. Ask closed, too much spam

[classicmeevs]

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

[classicmeevs]

2016 dash here

[cleonibbles]

2014 dash

2012 dash

2010 dash

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[44prop]

one normal day in british politics that’s all i ask for . will never happen

[beardedmrbean]

Make a mans whole retirement here why don't you

[fl-man]

I have, like .... seventeen uses for this. Where do I get one?

[beardedmrbean]

Didn't even know this post was moving till it hit my dash again, I put it in the replies too but it is called a "chompsaw" and it's by Chompshop

They've got all kinds of patterns and such on their site for different creative projects, it does appear to be limited to cutting cardboard so if you want to do wood you will need something beefier.

[zmeess]

do enjoy contemplating the idea that Oruggio made the Raincleaver for Qifrey when Qifrey went on his sad little soul-searching adventure

(click on those bad boys for better quality and more details!)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nynehells]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

[skaldish]

I think about this a lot.

[computationalcalculator]

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

[clitorius-maximus]

Hand job vs manual labor

[ohgreatblackbunny]

Tags deserved to be seen

[mala-taste]

[lhsk-sanches]

U got an onlyfans?

i’ve got onlyproblems

[uncannycookie]

somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree

[wuxiaphoenix]

*Cracks up*

[selfship-quotes]

I love soulmates but also this-

[qilingxiong]

[nativenews]

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[tgirl-thucydides]

[cedricredwood]

get real

[mumblesplash]

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

tbh the first step of recovery is to stop feeling kind of proud about how fucked up you are. your martyr complex is not an endearing quirk it’s the fatal flaw that makes your friends feel like garbage and will sabotage your whole life.

[s1urpee]

i wish you could just fast forward through the point of recovery where you are a somewhat well adjusted person despite the horrors

[moonshoesmargo]

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

[moonshoesmargo]

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.