The cooler one

I'm First, the better Warriors (don't tell him I said that Profile is by @travelerofhyrule-lu

[the-first-link]

Hehe I stole Wild’s slate

I’m First, the better Warriors from JoJo’s Linked Universe au. I have a red cape and am just overall better. You may not know me very well, but don’t worry! I won’t be so mysterious later on.

if you’re wondering how I’m doing this, I stole Wild’s slate. You know, as one does.

You can follow me by this tag #thebetterone because I’m better. Or #thebetterones when I’m talking about me and my evil counter part @evilfirstlu

this is just an rp, don’t take anything I say too seriously, as this is not regulated by JoJo

@wild-linked-universe @lu-warriors-offical @travelerofhyrule-lu @windthepirate @four-linked-universe @linked-universe-sky-official @linkeduniverselegend

Edit: I’m completely reworking First’s character, since I’m most media I find him in, he speaks very formally, so I’m going to do that with a ‘ye olde English’ translator, so yeah

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

sometimes i see the others use their bows and i think back to a time when i never learned how to use a bow so i just chucked arrows at the monsters full force

[linkeduniverselegend]

I.... Am so concerned with you sometimes Rule.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

I was never shown how to use a bow… why do you think im never asked to do anything with archery?

[linkeduniverselegend]

That is... Fair yeah okay.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

Heh exactly, i might just start using those crossbows that wars sister uses!

[linkeduniverselegend]

You're gonna kill somebody ask Wild to teach you first please.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

i dont think he’ll teach me right now… i kinda shaved him bald :^

[linkeduniverselegend]

...

I'm sorry what

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

no yeah we were arguing a day or two ago and he kept calling me bald and weird and ugly so i told him he was bald and i made that come true

[linkeduniverselegend]

Why? Where did that idea even come from?

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

Well i was asked what baby i thought was ugly and i said every baby because their weird and bald, and then wild came in and started calling me weird and bald, so i started calling him weird and bald and i told him ill make him bald and he told me i wouldnt so i had to prove him wrong

[linkeduniverselegend]

I still stand by my earlier statement.

I'm sorry what

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

no your okay no need to apologize

but i did show him, never underestimate me!

[linkeduniverselegend]

Okay... so wild is bald.

What the fuck, Rule?

[the-first-link]

His crown is most uneven and knobby

[linkeduniverselegend]

I'm going to pretend I know what that means

[the-first-link]

Do I utter words of a strange tongue, or art thou merely too green to comprehend my speech

[linkeduniverselegend]

I think I'm jsut currently lacking the info needed for this conversation

[the-first-link]

I perceive

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

sometimes i see the others use their bows and i think back to a time when i never learned how to use a bow so i just chucked arrows at the monsters full force

[linkeduniverselegend]

I.... Am so concerned with you sometimes Rule.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

I was never shown how to use a bow… why do you think im never asked to do anything with archery?

[linkeduniverselegend]

That is... Fair yeah okay.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

Heh exactly, i might just start using those crossbows that wars sister uses!

[linkeduniverselegend]

You're gonna kill somebody ask Wild to teach you first please.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

i dont think he’ll teach me right now… i kinda shaved him bald :^

[linkeduniverselegend]

...

I'm sorry what

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

no yeah we were arguing a day or two ago and he kept calling me bald and weird and ugly so i told him he was bald and i made that come true

[linkeduniverselegend]

Why? Where did that idea even come from?

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

Well i was asked what baby i thought was ugly and i said every baby because their weird and bald, and then wild came in and started calling me weird and bald, so i started calling him weird and bald and i told him ill make him bald and he told me i wouldnt so i had to prove him wrong

[linkeduniverselegend]

I still stand by my earlier statement.

I'm sorry what

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

no your okay no need to apologize

but i did show him, never underestimate me!

[linkeduniverselegend]

Okay... so wild is bald.

What the fuck, Rule?

[the-first-link]

His crown is most uneven and knobby

[linkeduniverselegend]

I'm going to pretend I know what that means

[the-first-link]

Do I utter words of a strange tongue, or art thou merely too green to comprehend my speech

[linkeduniverselegend]

I think I'm jsut currently lacking the info needed for this conversation

[the-first-link]

I perceive

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

sometimes i see the others use their bows and i think back to a time when i never learned how to use a bow so i just chucked arrows at the monsters full force

[linkeduniverselegend]

I.... Am so concerned with you sometimes Rule.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

I was never shown how to use a bow… why do you think im never asked to do anything with archery?

[linkeduniverselegend]

That is... Fair yeah okay.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

Heh exactly, i might just start using those crossbows that wars sister uses!

[linkeduniverselegend]

You're gonna kill somebody ask Wild to teach you first please.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

i dont think he’ll teach me right now… i kinda shaved him bald :^

[linkeduniverselegend]

...

I'm sorry what

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

no yeah we were arguing a day or two ago and he kept calling me bald and weird and ugly so i told him he was bald and i made that come true

[linkeduniverselegend]

Why? Where did that idea even come from?

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

Well i was asked what baby i thought was ugly and i said every baby because their weird and bald, and then wild came in and started calling me weird and bald, so i started calling him weird and bald and i told him ill make him bald and he told me i wouldnt so i had to prove him wrong

[linkeduniverselegend]

I still stand by my earlier statement.

I'm sorry what

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

no your okay no need to apologize

but i did show him, never underestimate me!

[linkeduniverselegend]

Okay... so wild is bald.

What the fuck, Rule?

[the-first-link]

His crown is most uneven and knobby

[linkeduniverselegend]

I'm going to pretend I know what that means

[the-first-link]

Do I utter words of a strange tongue, or art thou merely too green to comprehend my speech

[linkeduniverselegend]

I think I'm jsut currently lacking the info needed for this conversation

[the-first-link]

I perceive

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

sometimes i see the others use their bows and i think back to a time when i never learned how to use a bow so i just chucked arrows at the monsters full force

[linkeduniverselegend]

I.... Am so concerned with you sometimes Rule.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

I was never shown how to use a bow… why do you think im never asked to do anything with archery?

[linkeduniverselegend]

That is... Fair yeah okay.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

Heh exactly, i might just start using those crossbows that wars sister uses!

[linkeduniverselegend]

You're gonna kill somebody ask Wild to teach you first please.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

i dont think he’ll teach me right now… i kinda shaved him bald :^

[linkeduniverselegend]

...

I'm sorry what

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

no yeah we were arguing a day or two ago and he kept calling me bald and weird and ugly so i told him he was bald and i made that come true

[linkeduniverselegend]

Why? Where did that idea even come from?

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

Well i was asked what baby i thought was ugly and i said every baby because their weird and bald, and then wild came in and started calling me weird and bald, so i started calling him weird and bald and i told him ill make him bald and he told me i wouldnt so i had to prove him wrong

[linkeduniverselegend]

I still stand by my earlier statement.

I'm sorry what

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

no your okay no need to apologize

but i did show him, never underestimate me!

[linkeduniverselegend]

Okay... so wild is bald.

What the fuck, Rule?

[the-first-link]

His crown is most uneven and knobby

[linkeduniverselegend]

I'm going to pretend I know what that means

[the-first-link]

Do I utter words of a strange tongue, or art thou merely too green to comprehend my speech

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

sometimes i see the others use their bows and i think back to a time when i never learned how to use a bow so i just chucked arrows at the monsters full force

[linkeduniverselegend]

I.... Am so concerned with you sometimes Rule.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

I was never shown how to use a bow… why do you think im never asked to do anything with archery?

[linkeduniverselegend]

That is... Fair yeah okay.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

Heh exactly, i might just start using those crossbows that wars sister uses!

[linkeduniverselegend]

You're gonna kill somebody ask Wild to teach you first please.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

i dont think he’ll teach me right now… i kinda shaved him bald :^

[linkeduniverselegend]

...

I'm sorry what

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

no yeah we were arguing a day or two ago and he kept calling me bald and weird and ugly so i told him he was bald and i made that come true

[linkeduniverselegend]

Why? Where did that idea even come from?

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

Well i was asked what baby i thought was ugly and i said every baby because their weird and bald, and then wild came in and started calling me weird and bald, so i started calling him weird and bald and i told him ill make him bald and he told me i wouldnt so i had to prove him wrong

[linkeduniverselegend]

I still stand by my earlier statement.

I'm sorry what

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

no your okay no need to apologize

but i did show him, never underestimate me!

[linkeduniverselegend]

Okay... so wild is bald.

What the fuck, Rule?

[the-first-link]

His crown is most uneven and knobby

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

i think he looks nice…

[the-first-link]

Perchance I must but learn to bide with it

[the-first-link]

Ooc: Legde deactivated their account. Idk how many people knew this or noticed, but yeah. I’m sorry to say I think they’re gone for good.

[linkeduniverselegend]

HAHAHAHAHAH YOU THOUGHT WRONG NOBODYS GETTING RID OF ME!

I was literally just going to find and follow you guys again I'll post the thingy with an explanation in a few minutes... oops

[the-first-link]

OMG YOURE BACK

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

I KNOW YOU WERE GONE FOR LIKE FICE DAYS BUT STILL

[linkeduniverselegend]

Glad to be back!

The major perks of giving Wind my phone number was I got to complain he has heard me rant soooo much about whether or not I should come back, I had like 4 mental breakdowns but honestly

I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ANYMORE IM BACK TO STAY!

unless the parents find out again but shhhhh

[the-first-link]

Honestly I’m just glad you’re ok. I’m soooo glad you stayed, it was really boring around here without you

[linkeduniverselegend]

I'm just too much of an icon to leave.

Bro I swear both you and Rulie have made me tear up now this is unfair

[the-first-link]

I’m sorry, I’m just really happy you’re back

[linkeduniverselegend]

Honestly it's worth it, I'm just glad you guys care at all to be honest.

[the-first-link]

bitch ofc I care about you, you’re my friend

[linkeduniverselegend]

I don't even know what to say holy shit, you don't understand the amount of people who never wouldve given a second thought if I disappeared. I checked on my moots form my old main and a total of 1 of the 8 of them who I considered my family noticed I deactivated. 1.

And somehow all of you did.

[the-first-link]

Nooooo that’s literally so sad, I’m so sorry that happened to you

[linkeduniverselegend]

Not like I didn't expect it really

[the-first-link]

That’s… not much better tbh

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

sometimes i see the others use their bows and i think back to a time when i never learned how to use a bow so i just chucked arrows at the monsters full force

[linkeduniverselegend]

I.... Am so concerned with you sometimes Rule.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

I was never shown how to use a bow… why do you think im never asked to do anything with archery?

[linkeduniverselegend]

That is... Fair yeah okay.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

Heh exactly, i might just start using those crossbows that wars sister uses!

[linkeduniverselegend]

You're gonna kill somebody ask Wild to teach you first please.

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

i dont think he’ll teach me right now… i kinda shaved him bald :^

[linkeduniverselegend]

...

I'm sorry what

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

no yeah we were arguing a day or two ago and he kept calling me bald and weird and ugly so i told him he was bald and i made that come true

[linkeduniverselegend]

Why? Where did that idea even come from?

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

Well i was asked what baby i thought was ugly and i said every baby because their weird and bald, and then wild came in and started calling me weird and bald, so i started calling him weird and bald and i told him ill make him bald and he told me i wouldnt so i had to prove him wrong

[linkeduniverselegend]

I still stand by my earlier statement.

I'm sorry what

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

no your okay no need to apologize

but i did show him, never underestimate me!

[linkeduniverselegend]

Okay... so wild is bald.

What the fuck, Rule?

[the-first-link]

His crown is most uneven and knobby

[the-first-link]

Ooc: Legde deactivated their account. Idk how many people knew this or noticed, but yeah. I’m sorry to say I think they’re gone for good.

[linkeduniverselegend]

HAHAHAHAHAH YOU THOUGHT WRONG NOBODYS GETTING RID OF ME!

I was literally just going to find and follow you guys again I'll post the thingy with an explanation in a few minutes... oops

[the-first-link]

OMG YOURE BACK

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

I KNOW YOU WERE GONE FOR LIKE FICE DAYS BUT STILL

[linkeduniverselegend]

Glad to be back!

The major perks of giving Wind my phone number was I got to complain he has heard me rant soooo much about whether or not I should come back, I had like 4 mental breakdowns but honestly

I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ANYMORE IM BACK TO STAY!

unless the parents find out again but shhhhh

[the-first-link]

Honestly I’m just glad you’re ok. I’m soooo glad you stayed, it was really boring around here without you

[linkeduniverselegend]

I'm just too much of an icon to leave.

Bro I swear both you and Rulie have made me tear up now this is unfair

[the-first-link]

I’m sorry, I’m just really happy you’re back

[linkeduniverselegend]

Honestly it's worth it, I'm just glad you guys care at all to be honest.

[the-first-link]

bitch ofc I care about you, you’re my friend

[linkeduniverselegend]

I don't even know what to say holy shit, you don't understand the amount of people who never wouldve given a second thought if I disappeared. I checked on my moots form my old main and a total of 1 of the 8 of them who I considered my family noticed I deactivated. 1.

And somehow all of you did.

[the-first-link]

Nooooo that’s literally so sad, I’m so sorry that happened to you

[the-first-link]

Ooc: Legde deactivated their account. Idk how many people knew this or noticed, but yeah. I’m sorry to say I think they’re gone for good.

[linkeduniverselegend]

HAHAHAHAHAH YOU THOUGHT WRONG NOBODYS GETTING RID OF ME!

I was literally just going to find and follow you guys again I'll post the thingy with an explanation in a few minutes... oops

[the-first-link]

OMG YOURE BACK

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

I KNOW YOU WERE GONE FOR LIKE FICE DAYS BUT STILL

[linkeduniverselegend]

Glad to be back!

The major perks of giving Wind my phone number was I got to complain he has heard me rant soooo much about whether or not I should come back, I had like 4 mental breakdowns but honestly

I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ANYMORE IM BACK TO STAY!

unless the parents find out again but shhhhh

[the-first-link]

Honestly I’m just glad you’re ok. I’m soooo glad you stayed, it was really boring around here without you

[linkeduniverselegend]

I'm just too much of an icon to leave.

Bro I swear both you and Rulie have made me tear up now this is unfair

[the-first-link]

I’m sorry, I’m just really happy you’re back

[linkeduniverselegend]

Honestly it's worth it, I'm just glad you guys care at all to be honest.

[the-first-link]

bitch ofc I care about you, you’re my friend

[the-first-link]

Ooc: Legde deactivated their account. Idk how many people knew this or noticed, but yeah. I’m sorry to say I think they’re gone for good.

[linkeduniverselegend]

HAHAHAHAHAH YOU THOUGHT WRONG NOBODYS GETTING RID OF ME!

I was literally just going to find and follow you guys again I'll post the thingy with an explanation in a few minutes... oops

[the-first-link]

OMG YOURE BACK

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

I KNOW YOU WERE GONE FOR LIKE FICE DAYS BUT STILL

[linkeduniverselegend]

Glad to be back!

The major perks of giving Wind my phone number was I got to complain he has heard me rant soooo much about whether or not I should come back, I had like 4 mental breakdowns but honestly

I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ANYMORE IM BACK TO STAY!

unless the parents find out again but shhhhh

[the-first-link]

Honestly I’m just glad you’re ok. I’m soooo glad you stayed, it was really boring around here without you

[linkeduniverselegend]

I'm just too much of an icon to leave.

Bro I swear both you and Rulie have made me tear up now this is unfair

[the-first-link]

I’m sorry, I’m just really happy you’re back

[the-first-link]

Ooc: Legde deactivated their account. Idk how many people knew this or noticed, but yeah. I’m sorry to say I think they’re gone for good.

[linkeduniverselegend]

HAHAHAHAHAH YOU THOUGHT WRONG NOBODYS GETTING RID OF ME!

I was literally just going to find and follow you guys again I'll post the thingy with an explanation in a few minutes... oops

[the-first-link]

OMG YOURE BACK

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

I KNOW YOU WERE GONE FOR LIKE FICE DAYS BUT STILL

[linkeduniverselegend]

Glad to be back!

The major perks of giving Wind my phone number was I got to complain he has heard me rant soooo much about whether or not I should come back, I had like 4 mental breakdowns but honestly

I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ANYMORE IM BACK TO STAY!

unless the parents find out again but shhhhh

[the-first-link]

Honestly I’m just glad you’re ok. I’m soooo glad you stayed, it was really boring around here without you

[the-first-link]

Ooc: Legde deactivated their account. Idk how many people knew this or noticed, but yeah. I’m sorry to say I think they’re gone for good.

[linkeduniverselegend]

HAHAHAHAHAH YOU THOUGHT WRONG NOBODYS GETTING RID OF ME!

I was literally just going to find and follow you guys again I'll post the thingy with an explanation in a few minutes... oops

[the-first-link]

OMG YOURE BACK

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

I KNOW YOU WERE GONE FOR LIKE FICE DAYS BUT STILL

[the-first-link]

Ooc: Legde deactivated their account. Idk how many people knew this or noticed, but yeah. I’m sorry to say I think they’re gone for good.

[windthepirate]

Hi guys! I have exams and stuff, so sorry Im not online :pp

once Im caught up, WIMDY IS BACK!

[the-first-link]

HE LIVETH!!

[wild-linked-universe]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH CUZ YOU KNOW YOUR GAY N STUFF

Wooo did ts in one full day thats the strength and power of gay people

(also if you want i can absolutely change the rainbow into your personal flags ;3)

WHY DID YOU SINGLE ME OUT........

these are so good im gonna kill you. youre gone. your life is no more. aosnsoqnspcncidfg. uogh. how did you do this in a day. why do you keep drawing your rainbow upside down.

[the-first-link]

Hyrule, thou hast forgotten his knobby pate

[travelerofhyrule-lu]

I dont know what a knobby pate is…

(this is technically not even hyrule i forgot the ooc whoops!)

[wild-linked-universe]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH CUZ YOU KNOW YOUR GAY N STUFF

Wooo did ts in one full day thats the strength and power of gay people

(also if you want i can absolutely change the rainbow into your personal flags ;3)

WHY DID YOU SINGLE ME OUT........

these are so good im gonna kill you. youre gone. your life is no more. aosnsoqnspcncidfg. uogh. how did you do this in a day. why do you keep drawing your rainbow upside down.

[the-first-link]

Hyrule, thou hast forgotten his knobby pate