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earendil-was-a-mariner

Frodo: hey Gimli, what’s Moria called in your language.

Gimli: Khazad-dum.

Frodo: and what exactly does that mean?

Gimli: it translates to Hazardous Doom. It’s a beautiful name.

Frodo: uh huh, uh huh. Cool.

easel-eisel

you should probably worry about the wraith as well

queerleigh

mommy-mortis

wait

mommy-mortis

yea that's funny

isotopegirl-deactivated20240730

michellechang

when i tell my goldeen to use water pulse because of the 20% chance it has to confuse my opponent

earendil-was-a-mariner

End? No, the journey doesn’t end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take, especially if we’re Boromir.

lieutenant-sarcastic

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

cheaphalloweencostume

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

skarchomp

lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t

cheaphalloweencostume

sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay

mortalmab

Showing up to the Greek Cosplay party in my cow onesie, people ask “are you supposed to be the Minotaur?” I coyly shake my head. “The Minotaur is half man half bull. I’m clearly a woman in a cow costume.” “What’s Greek about that?” they ask. I tell them “I had my husband’s chief architect put a glory hole in the rear.”

bellpepa-deactivated20250429

You will live to watch elon musk die. dont kill yourself.

jncos

As far as Pokemon trainers go I'm basically a huge badass. Any kid who enters my line of sight is going to get destroyed by my Pidgey. And if that doesn’t work? I have a second Pidgey with the exact same move set.