Flower Ranchers-Ask Blog

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[the-flower-ranchers]

The Flower Rancher's Ask/Roleplay Blog :]

Jimmy, sweeping his wings up proudly: "Welcome to the Ranch! Home of me and my wonderful partners, Scott and Tango!"

Scott: "We run this blog and take care of all the little anons that come with it, and we love meeting new people, so don't be afraid to say hi!"

Tango, counting his claws as he speaks: "We'll answer questions, sit and chat with ya, go on silly adventures with anons, take mini fic requests, and most of all we're using this blog as a chance for all three of us to bond."

Jimmy: "Hope we see you around!"

✨️ Anon Family Post ✨️

Ooc info/blog rules vvv

RULES -> (This will be updated when needed)

Okay, so if it wasn't already apparent- This is a trafficshipping blog! This is a ship I personally like, and if you don't like it, then you can mind your own buissness. I will not tolerate hate on something that's only purpose is to let fans of this ship have fun!

I try to keep the nsfw off this blog completely, but there may be some suggestive stuff at times

This blog is NOT affiliated with the real life content creators, and does NOT ship the real life content creators. This is all fiction.

If something seems out of character, don't bother me about it, this is all for fun! I treat these guys more like ocs with all the headcanons and tweaks I've given their characters lol

Other than that, I hope you enjoy!

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Scott: This is my Husband Jimmy.

Jimmy: *Waves*

Scott: And this is his boyfriend, Tango

Scott: *Points to Tango*

Tango: *waves*

[the-flower-ranchers]

The siren hums, stepping towards one of the buildings curiously. His fins flaring out and gills fluttering as he takes in the area. Well…a ranch isn’t exactly where the pop star expected to get dropped off at, though he supposes he can make the best of it.

A flick of his tail and rather quickly tying up long hair so it doesn’t get too in the way has Scott moving to lean against one of the fences, seemingly near the chicken barn by the sound of baby chicks chirping up at him.

“Can’t say I really mind a ranch can I? It’s rather calm opposed to other venues”

- @scott-s-major

"Venues?" A voice chirps from the barn, too ragged to be a chicken. It yawns, and multiple birds cluck indignantly as a form exits the coop. "Who's wedding are you planning this ti- Oh." Tango pauses. "Heyyyy?"

[scott-s-major]

“Wedding?” Scott blinks, turning towards the voice before his fins flare out further. Surprise mostly, not expecting to see Tango stepping out of the coop. “Nno…not a wedding…I don’t do those gigs- sorry” He pauses, pushing off the fence and moving closer to Tango, circling him really like a shark. “Didn’t know you ran a ranch…”

[the-flower-ranchers]

The blazeborn's pupils slit at the movment, but he remains freindly. "Yeah uh-" He offers his hand. "Tango Tek. And I'm taking a wild guess that your name is Scott." Within the moment he sticks out his hand, he quickly plucks feathers and hay off his clothes.

[scott-s-major]

He hums, pupils dilating in turn at the offered name. Strange… this isn’t the Tango the siren knows. This version is much nicer… “That would be a wonderfully correct guess, Tango!” The outstretched hand is taken before he’s smiling. Tail wagging gently behind him in amusement. “You gonna show me around? Or do I only get the chicken coop treatment?”

[the-flower-ranchers]

A grin reveals his sharp teeth. "Best spot in the house! But..." He side eyes a miniature velociraptor particularly rage filled hen as she makes her approach. "Maybe not for a guy like you." He hops the fence and his grin returns once more, clearly a familiar expression to him and his smile lines. "What brings you around here?"

[scott-s-major]

“Well, I was going around for concerts but I seem to have been a bit turned around…” Scott offers, looking towards the hen and quickly sidestepping to place Tango between him and the chicken. Part fish and all…not a huge fan of angry birds. “Are they always that upset?”

[the-flower-ranchers]

"Oh, naww! They’re so sweet nine times out of ten, they just really hate gay guys with blue hair named Scott. Like, really hate." He flicks his tail and spooks her away for a moment. "Not even kidding, we've tested this." He turns his attention back to the 'stranger'. "Not too sure I can give you directions, buddy. Kinda at a loss when it comes to dimensional traveling- or at least, non-nether traveling."

[the-flower-ranchers]

The siren hums, stepping towards one of the buildings curiously. His fins flaring out and gills fluttering as he takes in the area. Well…a ranch isn’t exactly where the pop star expected to get dropped off at, though he supposes he can make the best of it.

A flick of his tail and rather quickly tying up long hair so it doesn’t get too in the way has Scott moving to lean against one of the fences, seemingly near the chicken barn by the sound of baby chicks chirping up at him.

“Can’t say I really mind a ranch can I? It’s rather calm opposed to other venues”

- @scott-s-major

"Venues?" A voice chirps from the barn, too ragged to be a chicken. It yawns, and multiple birds cluck indignantly as a form exits the coop. "Who's wedding are you planning this ti- Oh." Tango pauses. "Heyyyy?"

[scott-s-major]

“Wedding?” Scott blinks, turning towards the voice before his fins flare out further. Surprise mostly, not expecting to see Tango stepping out of the coop. “Nno…not a wedding…I don’t do those gigs- sorry” He pauses, pushing off the fence and moving closer to Tango, circling him really like a shark. “Didn’t know you ran a ranch…”

[the-flower-ranchers]

The blazeborn's pupils slit at the movment, but he remains freindly. "Yeah uh-" He offers his hand. "Tango Tek. And I'm taking a wild guess that your name is Scott." Within the moment he sticks out his hand, he quickly plucks feathers and hay off his clothes.

[scott-s-major]

He hums, pupils dilating in turn at the offered name. Strange… this isn’t the Tango the siren knows. This version is much nicer… “That would be a wonderfully correct guess, Tango!” The outstretched hand is taken before he’s smiling. Tail wagging gently behind him in amusement. “You gonna show me around? Or do I only get the chicken coop treatment?”

[the-flower-ranchers]

A grin reveals his sharp teeth. "Best spot in the house! But..." He side eyes a miniature velociraptor particularly rage filled hen as she makes her approach. "Maybe not for a guy like you." He hops the fence and his grin returns once more, clearly a familiar expression to him and his smile lines. "What brings you around here?"

[the-flower-ranchers]

The siren hums, stepping towards one of the buildings curiously. His fins flaring out and gills fluttering as he takes in the area. Well…a ranch isn’t exactly where the pop star expected to get dropped off at, though he supposes he can make the best of it.

A flick of his tail and rather quickly tying up long hair so it doesn’t get too in the way has Scott moving to lean against one of the fences, seemingly near the chicken barn by the sound of baby chicks chirping up at him.

“Can’t say I really mind a ranch can I? It’s rather calm opposed to other venues”

- @scott-s-major

"Venues?" A voice chirps from the barn, too ragged to be a chicken. It yawns, and multiple birds cluck indignantly as a form exits the coop. "Who's wedding are you planning this ti- Oh." Tango pauses. "Heyyyy?"

[scott-s-major]

“Wedding?” Scott blinks, turning towards the voice before his fins flare out further. Surprise mostly, not expecting to see Tango stepping out of the coop. “Nno…not a wedding…I don’t do those gigs- sorry” He pauses, pushing off the fence and moving closer to Tango, circling him really like a shark. “Didn’t know you ran a ranch…”

[the-flower-ranchers]

The blazeborn's pupils slit at the movment, but he remains freindly. "Yeah uh-" He offers his hand. "Tango Tek. And I'm taking a wild guess that your name is Scott." Within the moment he sticks out his hand, he quickly plucks feathers and hay off his clothes.

[the-flower-ranchers]

The siren hums, stepping towards one of the buildings curiously. His fins flaring out and gills fluttering as he takes in the area. Well…a ranch isn’t exactly where the pop star expected to get dropped off at, though he supposes he can make the best of it.

A flick of his tail and rather quickly tying up long hair so it doesn’t get too in the way has Scott moving to lean against one of the fences, seemingly near the chicken barn by the sound of baby chicks chirping up at him.

“Can’t say I really mind a ranch can I? It’s rather calm opposed to other venues”

- @scott-s-major

"Venues?" A voice chirps from the barn, too ragged to be a chicken. It yawns, and multiple birds cluck indignantly as a form exits the coop. "Who's wedding are you planning this ti- Oh." Tango pauses. "Heyyyy?"

[the-flower-ranchers]

ooc: would you be down to interact with a different version of scott i have? he’s from a band au and I really want to interact here with him but I’m double checking before sensing anything

- @scott-s-major

ooc: I'm realllyyy rusty with these guys (got burnt out a couple months back), but honestly you're so cool I'm gonna say hell yeah!

My boys would have fun with something like this X3

[the-flower-ranchers]

genuinely curious,, what’s each of ur favorite flowers ^_^ ?

Scott: "No shock, my favorites are poppies."

Tango, passing sm to Jimmy's hands and acting 'casual': "Yeah, I like any red flowers, doesn't matter the kind so long as they smell nice." *he flicks his tail with a grin*

Jimmy, flaring his wings as he turns to Scott: "I'll have to agree with my flower husband." *he bows, presenting a poppy* "Poppies are my favorite too."

[the-flower-ranchers]

What’s everyone’s favorite constellation?

Scott: "Stars only really resonate with me because of.." *gestures to the crown of stars dancing above his head* "But from the ones I do know, I really relate to Ara."

Tango: "Uhhh, I think I'm a Sagittarius? Gem poked at the irony of it being a fire zodiac."

Scott, head tilted: "I mean, it is a constellation, but-"

Jimmy: "I'd go with Ursa Major, yknow!" *He flexes his arms.* "Big strong bear, courage and all that."

Scott: "You're about the furthest thing from a bear, Jimmy."

[occasionallyprosie-mc]

V!SMP AU where somehow basically everything happens roughly the same except that Scott isn't a vampire and is more like Life Series!Scott.

Don’t get me wrong, he still woke up in the coffin and is like 1200 years old (elf or whatever semi-immortal headcanon you have). He is still accused from the get-go of being evil and still leaves to build a spooky castle.

It's just that Owen is like 90% sure that Scott is an Elder Vampire, because they have a like, coded conversation where Scott admits to being asleep for 600 years and Owen comes to the conclusion that Scott's a Vampire. Scott just thinks Owen's another immortal or near-immortal species.

Scott moves into the castle, Owen brings Pyro like: "He's one of us now, you deal with him." And Scott didn't really know Pyro before this so Pyro's fear and desperate need for approval are like, whatever, that's just how the guy is. Pyro brings back Shelby later. Both times, Scott's like, "Welcome to the family! <3 I'm working on a super spooky castle for us to live in :)"

Everyone in town fully believed Scott's a vampire too because Owen's confirmed it.

Scott is literally living his life, building his spooky castle (the nights are really creepy here so of course he's going gothic to match the theme!). Yeah there's some weird magic trapping them here and he's not really sure how he ended up in a tomb in the first place, but that's a problem for future Scott. Besides! He had friends! Teammates!

Martyn and Cleo at some point come to the castle around the same time that in canon Cleo was turned, but Scott's rhe only one home and is just like: "Hi! :D Welcome into my spooky castle >:) isn't it so cool? Oh, did you need something? Here, Shelby said food's been scarce so have some food, I have my own animals and farm out back. What's that Martyn? Yeah I guess I'm kind of a champion of the night. Anyways, Cleo, do you have other crops because I want to cook better food. No? Aww. Well I should get back to work and you should get back to town before it becomes night. I'll visit you---Oh I shouldn't? Oh, okay. Well it was nice seeing you! <3"

Somehow, Martyn and Cleo leave that conversation more certain that Scott's a vampire while Scott's like, "Wow, Avid's really convinced those guys I'm evil! Glad Martyn and Cleo warned me not to visit or else the others would probably like arrest me or something!"

I don’t know, other than Scott's POV everything (other than Owen alone turning Pyro and Scott's presence being a lot more passive) stays the same. Somehow.

Either it comes out when the vampires all hit tier three and Scott's like ":( you dyed your hair without me?" and they respond with "???"

Or, Scott finds out they're vampires (which he will, he's not dumb), and as the ultimate ride or die, just goes with it.

Or someone questions why Scott looks so alive compared to the other vampires and Scott's like: "wdym, I am alive?"

"No I mean, you’re undead, a vampire."

"No I'm not???"

"What?"

"I'm an elf? Just cause I've lived a long time doesn't mean I'm a vampire??? Rude."

"WHAT?!"

[the-flower-ranchers]

hugs

Scott, a quiet smile lighting up his eyes as he returns the gesture: "Thank you dear."

[midiscout]

Your art looks like it's full of whimsy! I love it!! I also love your bat hybrid Tango! So adorable 🫶

Thank you thank you! Here’s some more bat Tango doodles :D

[merthaevelynk]

FLOWE HUSBANDS! did I ever mention I can't escape flower valley lol 🌹

@tabbykai got another Flower husbands fan

Oh I forgot to credit in the last post but all the ship poses (Treebark, Scrian, Shinyduo, and flower husbands) are from Vheshh on Pinterest

[hermitcraftfluffheadcanons]

Tango works as a hot water bottle. Often this helps the girlies (+ cleo) when they're dealing with cramps but it can also help Scar on bad pain days :} (oh also Tango can purr like a cat)

Tango is very much helping with this service. Also him purring makes it cuter I love this.

[finncakes-png]

tiny tim and his tinier timmies <3

i REALLY like the new baby chicken model can you tell

[probably-mae]

@the-flower-ranchers

[the-flower-ranchers]

Jim- I mean- pile of little chicks and yellow feathers: "THEY THINK IM ONE OF THEM TANGO"

[noxshark]

get it cause he’s. he’s a unicorn. and horses. horses get put down when they break their leg.

someone must have done this joke already but i wanted to draw it

[the-flower-ranchers]

hello i am a lurker. i lurk. what are the guys favourite fishes?

Tango: "I love octopus but I'm not sure if cephalopods count-"

Jimmy: "Dude, if it's in the water it's gonna count as a fish!"

Tango, monotone: "... Rancher, hand me something from your inventory."

Jimmy, hesitantly handing him an apple: "If you toss that at me,"

Tango, takes the apple, holds it up to Jimmy, and drops it in a waterbucket: "Ah yes. Fish."

Jimmy, hiding his snicker: "I cant tell if you're being funny or a smart-ass."

Tango, chirping with an amused smile: "Can't I be both?"

Jimmy: "Well, my favorite fish would be one of those archer fellas. Neat little things! I saw a lot of them back in the Empires swamp."

Scott, with a slight, unassuming smirk: "Speaking of Empires... Mmmmm, I think mine would be cod."

Tango: "Oh, like the taste of it? Cod is a really easy food source early game, that's a good one."

Scott, eye contact with Jimmy unbroken: "Ohhh, I guess I am kinda fond of the taste~"

Jimmy, flustered and putting his wing between himself and Scott: "Oh shut it you old charmer."