Meabh’s Cutieland

I love sailors ٩(^‿^)۶！！！！！ Please do not ask me about the Advent Industry’s Cloudcutter. I am not allowed to provide legal answers.

[votac-confessions]

IM GONNA KILL MY ELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the-fogblast]

This has been totally me for the past 7 years! LOL! (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)

[peregrinec811549176103122]

Its kind of dfuckef up they dint make an iphone/keyboad big enough for my hands to type well. Im not even stupid. It’s all on account of my stuoid f*cking phone.You should see my beautiful handwriting 🦚

[the-fogblast]

i believe you pregrine ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚… I have seen your beautiful handwriting…🌷

[pjackk]

Male sluts -- please do NOT bother me no more. Im tryuing to live a simple life

[dragoncommunion]

drink like a Oaf, smoke like a Churl, fuck like a Knave

[dragoncommunion]

moan like a girl

[zombie-dogg]

dream about me

[the-fogblast]

Not to be too serious, (;_;), but… It sure is hard to know no amount of care you give can fix problems that aren’t your fault, when it comes to other people…

[philrallascant]

I don't think the paper has a large enough page count to cover everything that's happened to me in a measly two weeks. I don't even think they'd publish this if they did.

[the-fogblast]

Maybe you could write a book instead!=(^.^)=

[philrallascant]

A book?

That's a nice idea, but... I'm not in the habit of writing fiction, Meabh.

[the-fogblast]

It doesn’t have to be strictly fiction! ★彡 Maybe you could change around some names, reorder some small events… And otherwise just report! Same story, more palatable format? ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

[philrallascant]

Dr Fictor Fogblast's last will & testement:

I decree my blug be sent back to me. I want my beloingings laid to rest with me. Let them be back to me and power me to the afterlife. Like a mighty pharaoh. Find the pices of my brain and put it in my jar. Find the pices of my liver and out it in my jar. Find the pices of my heart and put it in my sarcohphmopahghous. My belingings will go to my saphmorphoghous. Help me out here. Do my me my last favor ever. Thank you. And Good night.

This is DEFINITELY not the right blog. I'm a journalist, not a lawyer!!!

That's assuming this document had any chance of being authentic or legally binding, which it clearly doesn't. Try harder next time, "Fictor".

[the-fogblast]

I don’t know about any of this.

[philrallascant]

I don't think the paper has a large enough page count to cover everything that's happened to me in a measly two weeks. I don't even think they'd publish this if they did.

[the-fogblast]

Maybe you could write a book instead!=(^.^)=

[philrallascant]

Do you like YURI!

Of course!

Who doesnt?

[philrallascant]

Let me submit to you

Wrong blog. This is for journalism, not anything else!

[the-fogblast]

I can't read anything

That sounds sad! Sorry!

[votac-confessions]

Ok I have to be hinest because I don't know. Is Phil and Raildon and Meabh supported to be in some kind of relationships

?

[votac-confessions]

SOrry & Apologies if this is insensitive becase I dont know. Raildon says the was married&/orengaged and I Thought it was to Meabh/Phil/Both.

[suntair]

I am currently single. Realistically, I was never truly engaged at all.

I have never had a relationship that was substantial enough for labels with Meabh without being self serving and Phil isn't fond of me as a person.

[votac-confessions]

MY bad & I Apiologize. I hope your love betwein the two of them can bloom some day

❤️

Hooray

[votac-confessions]

Ok I have to be hinest because I don't know. Is Phil and Raildon and Meabh supported to be in some kind of relationships

?

[votac-confessions]

SOrry & Apologies if this is insensitive becase I dont know. Raildon says the was married&/orengaged and I Thought it was to Meabh/Phil/Both.

[suntair]

I am currently single. Realistically, I was never truly engaged at all.

I have never had a relationship that was substantial enough for labels with Meabh without being self serving and Phil isn't fond of me as a person.

[the-fogblast]

I’ll find you, silly goose! ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚ You can’t escape the friendship train >_<！！！！！！！！！！！！

[philrallascant]

Clearing Up Misconceptions

Alright.

Lately, I've seen an... odd increase in speculation about my personal life. Curiousity is healthy! Just so we're all on the same page, though...

I am not pregnant.

I am not engaged.

I have never BEEN pregnant or engaged.

I am currently single, have been as long as I can remember, and will likely continue to be for the rest of my life.

I hope this clears up any misconceptions anyone might have. I'd say "just ask me" next time, but... well, hopefully, there doesn't need to be a "next time".

Thank you!

[the-fogblast]

˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚ I understand now… Don’t be shy, Miss Phil!

[the-fogblast]

Hello This is Victor Figblast. Please give me back my web page. I will have to file a "sence and desings".

Nuh uh sugarbug! ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

[votac-confessions]

Ok I have to be hinest because I don't know. Is Phil and Raildon and Meabh supported to be in some kind of relationships

?

[the-fogblast]

˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚…！I am single!

[philrallascant]

👶 🍼 🎉

I'm not having a baby. I think you sent this to the wrong blog.

[votac-confessions]

Congratiations Phil 👶

[the-fogblast]

Congratulations Phil！ ❤️❤️❤️