The “I’m pretty sure that the majority of you aren’t robots” Giveaway by Snugz
I So I hit 600+ followers recently (and because I totally missed when I hit 500), let’s give you fine folks some cool stuff. Sound good? So because I’m awesome and you’re all awesome for following me, I’m going to be giving out three different prizes. Winners will select prizes on a first come, first serve basis. Duplicates may be allowed depending on the nature of the prize chosen. With that said, here’s is what is up for grabs.
Option A) It’s what’s inside (the sleeves) that counts
Shadows over Innistrad. That fancy new set that has everyone arguing over which tentacle monster is making people go insane. It’s coming out soon. Real soon. I know quite a few of you want to get your paws on some cards. So to help you out, I will give you a full foil playset of the SOI rare or mythic rare of your choice. That’s five cards! “But wait Snugz, a playset is only four cards, not five.” True, but you need one to put in your Commander deck too. So yeah, five shiny new cards from Shadows over Innistrad, because you can’t breed pieces of cardboard.
Option B) Cause every girl (and guy, and nonbinary, and however else people identify along the gender spectrum) is crazy ‘bout a sharp-dressed man
You pick ‘em, I cosplay ‘em, and then put the photo in a card frame and send it to you. Select your favourite planeswalker or legendary creature (and try to stick you humanoids because quadsuits are a pain in the ass), and I’ll cosplay them and send you a card featuring me as that character. The photo can be as safe or not safe for work as you desire (provided I’m comfortable enough with the idea to try and get away with it). Ral Zarek going full Coppertone? Sure! Gideon Jura in a wet t-shirt? Definitely! Garruk Wildspeaker post mud bath? Can be done! Jace Beleran’s left nipple? Easy! Odric, Lunarch Marshal after a particulary bloody battle? Certainly! Surrak Dragonclaw wearing bear-ly anything at all? Sounds awesome! Melek, Izzet Paragon? Wait, why would you want a blank card?
(Couple things. One, these would technically be proxies, so check with your local judge/playgroup before using them. Two, I am willing to attempt genderbends, but please have a second choice just in case. Three, if you ask nicely, I may consider making it a playmat instead)
Option C) I got a Blank Space baby, and I’ll write whatever naughty things you want me to
Smut. Pure, uncensored, hardcore smut. Pick a pairing, and I’ll give you 5000 words of whatever deviant things your heart desires. Light some candles, get in the mood, and let my writing work its magic on you.
Winners will be chosen on April 8 or April 18, depending on interest level
The three winners will have 96 hours to respond and negotiate their prizes
You must be following this blog, not my sideblog (but if you follow both, you have excellent taste)
Likes and reblogs each count as a separate entry, for a total of two entries per person. Anyone found to be creating multiple blogs/accounts to increase the number of potential entries will have all their entries voided. If you are reblogging on a separate blog to increase exposure, add a comment to that effect.
Please note that delivery of prizes will likely take between two weeks to two months, depending on the prize chosen.
Good luck, and thank you all so much for making this possible.
