Consciousness to sarcasm in five seconds.

[pancakeke]

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[angel-ani]

[babygoatsandfriends]

[mrtva]

that cat is living deliciously

[wrook]

Reblog for a delicious 2019

[theshitneyspears]

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

[radomnicestuff]

LET’S GO

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

[gayfloralbabe]

Something: is blue and pink

Heteros: Boys and Girls

Me, an intellectual: Half a trans flag

[juuriawashere-deactivated201808]

why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

[hotvampireadjacent]

is this site populated by 10 year olds

[marco-apollo-deactivated2019041]

Have you ever heard a Phineas and Ferb song

[just-life-tingz-deactivated2019]

I don’t think you understand the weight of a Phineas and Ferb song

[yesterdaysprint]

The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York, December 26, 1946

[schmergo]

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

[contemporary-art-blog]

Anish Kapoor, In-between, 2015

[soulmeme]

[mephistophelia]

Shaun Leane, Contra Mundum (Against the World) Evening Glove, 2010, 18-karat white gold and diamonds

[classicmeevs]

the most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes 

[this-old-stomping-ground]

[albatris]

today’s gender of the day is unfortunate time loop accidents

[gingerly-writing]

IM CRYING this is the best gender ever

[lesbianherstorian]

happy purride

[zvaigzdelasas]

I love the future, actually

[sensitiveaangel]

when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being

[eroscestlavie]

michel foucault was bald because janelle monae spoke these lyrics to him through a rift in spacetime and immolated his wig