Lord send me a mechanic if i’m not beyond repair

it/he/she/they, no one can stop me from shitposting here on tumblr.com

[sirenofthetimes]

no one is coming to Save you but there are probably people coming to Help you and that rocks. embrace it

[markrosewater]

I'd like to request a return to Kamigawa. I know about Titanbreach, I just want an additional Kamigawa set after that. Actually, let me go ahead and request two additional Kamigawa sets. Keep 'em coming.

Kamigawa 5: Thus Time It’s Personal. : )

[the-great-lizard-wizard]

[odo-is-a-lesbian]

This pic went so hard I had to draw it

[the-great-lizard-wizard]

holy shit this is fantastic

[girldraki]

[leavethepuddle]

@sarumans

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Tweet from precocious peter (@/ w0rldmap) on May 12, 2026 reading: Just heard a strange podcast where the host was singing and playing guitar the whole time? and it was only 3 minutes long

Image #2: Tumblr tag reading: ah yes the weather we've all heard of it /End IDs]

[kayla-denker]

I think all of us that let the idea that it's "cringe" to hate on christians gain any traction, let alone become the mainstream, deserve more than a little blame for how conservative things have gotten over the last 10 years. Like, I'm not saying it's entirely to blame. But good god it sure helped it along.

We should have all hated on christians a lot harder. The good news is that its not too late to start.

[kayla-denker]

Maybe there are "good christians" out there. But I don't think I've ever met one. Because every single one of the christians that paints themselves as "the good ones" always maintains this "no true scotsman" attitude towords Christianity. Instead of accepting that their religion has been monstrously evil for 2,000 years, and is responsible for the majority of the world's most horrific crimes against humanity for that entire time, including mass forced converstion, war, torture, countless genocides, pretty much all of the world's queerphobia, and 400 years of colonization, they just dissmiss all of it as being done by people who "weren't true christians." Absolving themselves and their religion of any guilt or responsibility. Which is an even more heinous thing to beleive for those "good christians" that are fucking Anglican and Catholic!

[runraerun]

how it feels watching Star Trek for the first time.

[sapphicides]

i am this great ❤️ unstable ❤️ mass of blood ❤️ and foam ❤️ and no one ❤️ in her right mind ❤️ would make my home ❤️ her home ❤️ my heart’s an autoclave ❤️❤️❤️

[morphmateria]

Just beat the roaring knight first try AGAIN. And yet Jevil kicks my ASS

[morphmateria]

That fucking clown has me by the hair as he bludgeons me in a circus tent, the ROARING KNIFHT. MAJOR ANTAGONIST. I throw rocks at their head until they die

[tsarwars]

i keep thinking about this ufking tweet jfc

[yorkshirelarrie]

put in the tags:

your first concert

your last concert

your next concert

your favourite concert

[unisex-muffin]

Things you can watch/do instead of YouTube, For those who may have trouble finding things to do.

1. Internet Archive. Has plenty of videos to watch, plenty of games you can play that are emulated right on the website. You can also find entire collections of roms. For emulators, check out Emulation General Wiki to find the best emulator for the system you want to emulate.

2. r/piracy has a wiki full of safe places to read comics and manga, to watch anime and cartoons, and to watch movies.

3. Virtualbox, you can set up a Windows XP virtual box and get old PC games from Internet Archive. You can also check out CD Game World if you need a no-cd patch.

4. Saltybet. A Livestream of MUGEN with thousands of characters fighting against each other, sometimes things get hilarious. Runs 24/7.

5. The Cutting Room Floor, spend hours reading up on cut content from your favorite games.

6. Lost Media Wiki, read up on lost movie, books, animation, video games, etc.

7. Neocities, learn coding and make your own website!

8. WebDSR, explore shortband radio

9. Radio Garden, listen to radio stations from around the world

10. Every Noise At Once, explore the widest archive of music genres, with samples and Spotify playlists

11. My Retro TV, pick and era and watch popular television from that time period

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[ladydragonkiller]

somebody should start an organization that pairs people just getting into a piece of media with someone who's already a fan and has watched/read/played the whole thing. many times now i've started playing a game or watching a show and thought "man, i really want to see fanart and jokes but i don't want to see spoilers by scrolling through the tag william nilliam". many times now i've thought "man, i really enjoyed that story and i want to experience it again through the eyes of someone seeing it for the first time". do you see my vision

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 8

[mysecretlittletmblr]

You gotta watch this one the whole way through.

[striders]

[jon-jarchivist-sims]

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

[jon-jarchivist-sims]

Yeah this is funny

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[delicate-viscera]

not to be usamerican on main but i Really want a burger rn

[heatherwitch]

Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!

Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.

Text: A PDF version.

Graphic Novel: On Internet Archive.