THE Everything Bagel

Y’all mind if I uhhh... scream?

[traxitabs]

“Zelda’s Lullaby” (full version) - Koji Kondo

The Legend of Zelda series

12-hole Transverse Taiwanese C Ocarina

[twinsfawn]

🚨 GENDER ALERT 🚨 GENDER ALERT 🚨 GENDER ALERT 🚨

[chewedcorn]

The pool really hates David for, well…

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

what up I’m David-19 and I never fuckin learned how to swim

[slaygentford]

yall telling me he died getting nailed 

[gaysie]

jesus christ??

[ghostieliving]

[pixelins]

i use ‘!!’ a lot, but it’s honestly like a quiet ‘!!’

[purrlstar]

#its like when a cat sees something exciting and their pupils get big

[valtsv]

“i grew out of my dinosaur phase” shut up. your dinosaur phase isn’t something you “grow out” of. real adults know that dinosaurs are cool as fuck.

[zendayamybabe]

december 3rd??? what the fuck. what’s next? december 4th? a 5th of december???? give me a fucking break.

[bunnie-blogging]

what’s next? the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall? the major lift?

[retrogamingblog2]

Nintendo Characters in Traditional Japanese Art Style made by Ukiyo-e Heroes

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[a-redharlequin]

SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I hate that after you hit 21 you run out of new privileges to earn. I think at 25 I should be able to use dynamite recreationally

[sonypraystation]

white people love details

[acoolguy]

could you be more specific?

[intercontinentalchampion]

[redrockingchairdotmp3]

“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

we can’t. there’s people in the House

[smoke-and-aurora]

animal crossing rules

[pasture-raised]

[rideroftherange]

Genius

[instructor144]

This is GENIUS!

[biohazerd]

Crows have good memory and communicate too so once word got out that the fruit wasnt the wave they all left it alone, thats cool af

[matronofthevoid]

i finish tending my garden.

rocks: painted. raspberry plants: growing. birds: bamboozled.

i am a successful gardener. 

[jaoxn]

Hold on gotta go gaslight some birds so my crops will grow better

[gallusrostromegalus]

The squirrels, unfortunately, are dumb as all shit and will absolutely eat a rock on the off chance it might be a strawberry.  the same rock.  three times a week. and never complain about thier geological misfortune to other squirrels so THOSE squirrels come over and eat rocks too. 

So the Berry Zone will require psychological warfare, physical fortifications and regular dog patrols if I’m going to be able to forage fruits like a marmoset as my heart desires.

[futureevilscientist]

Come on, give them some credit. Their level of intelligence is irrelevant. Squirrels are made for gnawing through hard things, they’re not gonna be scared of some rock just because it might be an actual rock.

[mafuyuh]

#shit howl says in the book

[chewedcorn]

Ready, go!!

[catchymemes]

[rocktheholygrail]