dont talk me im sleeby

♐ frog princess; catch me monologing in the notes // cozy-dirt-hole.tumblr.com // who-croaked.tumblr.com

[vee-dmsr]

[ratbugs]

your watermelon?

i don’t think so

[papayajuan2019]

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[dailycatsblog]

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[doomcountry]

on a brighter note, i can't believe i've never posted pentelope on tumblr. she's so small. she's so important

[greeds]

[lleyksie]

moles + worms + shrew

[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[yeesiine]

Making eye contact with you across tumblr.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]